heavy-set 39 Posted July 7, 2006 sometimes my ass is like a trumptet, other times a tuba, other times a supressed handgun, i just dont get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted July 7, 2006 For one thing, your g-string isn't much of a muffler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Speed. faster = louder The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. http://www.heptune.com/farts.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 7, 2006 sometimes my ass is like a trumptet, other times a tuba, other times a supressed handgun, i just dont get it This post made me think of a Far Side where there where these people standing in front of an outhouse with amazed looks on thier faces. Sitting behind the outhouse was a kid practicing the tuba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Speed. faster = louder That makes sense, but I have had some pretty loud ones that just seep out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted July 7, 2006 This post made me think of a Far Side where there where these people standing in front of an outhouse with amazed looks on thier faces. Sitting behind the outhouse was a kid practicing the tuba. LOL That makes sense, but I have had some pretty loud ones that just seep out. You missed the other variable: "..and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus." Apparently, you and yours need to stop playing "OZ" so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted July 7, 2006 LOL You missed the other variable: "..and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus." Apparently, you and yours need to stop playing "OZ" so much. Actually, my tight ass resonates, causing the sound. A wide a-hole opening wouldn't make any noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 7, 2006 LOL You missed the other variable: "..and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus." Apparently, you and yours need to stop playing "OZ" so much. OZ? You have flying monkeys coming out of your a$$? Or is that when you fart and someone screams, "I"m melting!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted July 7, 2006 sometimes my ass is like a trumptet, other times a tuba, other times a supressed handgun, i just dont get it If you ass is sometimes like a trumpet, and other times like a tuba, my guess would be that you do get it. On a fairly regular basis, you overweight fhag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted July 7, 2006 The ability to hear! That's all I got for this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j 35 Posted July 7, 2006 This post made me think of a Far Side where there where these people standing in front of an outhouse with amazed looks on thier faces. Sitting behind the outhouse was a kid practicing the tuba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lechuza 0 Posted July 8, 2006 how come the silent ones seem to smell worse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spottedowl 1 Posted July 8, 2006 If I had a woodwind near my ass today, I could have been the lead singer of a Rusty album. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites