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sometimes my ass is like a trumptet, other times a tuba, other times a supressed handgun, i just dont get it

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sometimes my ass is like a trumptet, other times a tuba, other times a supressed handgun, i just dont get it

 

This post made me think of a Far Side where there where these people standing in front of an outhouse with amazed looks on thier faces. Sitting behind the outhouse was a kid practicing the tuba.

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Speed.

 

faster = louder

That makes sense, but I have had some pretty loud ones that just seep out. :thumbsup:

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This post made me think of a Far Side where there where these people standing in front of an outhouse with amazed looks on thier faces. Sitting behind the outhouse was a kid practicing the tuba.

 

 

LOL :banana:

 

That makes sense, but I have had some pretty loud ones that just seep out. :thumbsup:

 

You missed the other variable: "..and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus."

 

 

Apparently, you and yours need to stop playing "OZ" so much. :banana:

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LOL :banana:

You missed the other variable: "..and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus."

Apparently, you and yours need to stop playing "OZ" so much. :banana:

:thumbsup:

 

Actually, my tight ass resonates, causing the sound. A wide a-hole opening wouldn't make any noise.

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LOL :banana:

You missed the other variable: "..and the tighness of the sphincter muscles of the anus."

Apparently, you and yours need to stop playing "OZ" so much. :banana:

 

OZ? You have flying monkeys coming out of your a$$? Or is that when you fart and someone screams, "I"m melting!"

 

:thumbsup:

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sometimes my ass is like a trumptet, other times a tuba, other times a supressed handgun, i just dont get it

 

If you ass is sometimes like a trumpet, and other times like a tuba, my guess would be that you do get it. On a fairly regular basis, you overweight fhag :wacko:

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The ability to hear!

 

:huh: That's all I got for this thread. ;)

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This post made me think of a Far Side where there where these people standing in front of an outhouse with amazed looks on thier faces. Sitting behind the outhouse was a kid practicing the tuba.

:huh:

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how come the silent ones seem to smell worse? :clap:

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If I had a woodwind near my ass today, I could have been the lead singer of a Rusty album. :shocking:

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