Voltaire 4,556 Posted October 6, 2017 Lefty... and I dont ######. you don't wipe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted October 6, 2017 Also left handed as is my son, but the two girls are right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,726 Posted October 6, 2017 I have no hang-ups about sitting on a public crapper (with or without a paper thingy). Gym equipment, door knobs, money, etc. are much much filthier and full of bacteria. You don't use ass gaskets? Do you wipe the seat off first? Also, lefty, sitter, folder, wet wipes for clean up duty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted October 6, 2017 you don't wipe? I’m female, therefore I don’t poop. That’s just gross. But if I did... I’d do it sitting down. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted October 6, 2017 You don't use ass gaskets? Do you wipe the seat off first? Also, lefty, sitter, folder, wet wipes for clean up duty. Sometimes. If they're there. It's not a deal breaker for me. Only if it has piss on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,726 Posted October 6, 2017 Sometimes. If they're there. It's not a deal breaker for me. Only if it has piss on it. Oh, gotcha. I thought you meant you never bother with them. You just aren't gonna not sh!t if there aren't any. For some reason I can't bring myself to sit bare assed on a public sh!tter without some kind of barrier. I'll make one out of tp if I have to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 6, 2017 I’m female, therefore I don’t poop. That’s just gross. But if I did... I’d do it sitting down. I thought women pooped flowers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted October 7, 2017 Yeah, but only in my right hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted October 7, 2017 Lefty Lucy Righty Wipey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 7, 2017 Right handed stander folder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted October 7, 2017 Crinklers are the weirdest. Nice surface area you folks have, were yall raised in the woods? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted October 7, 2017 I tried to teach myself how to wipe my ass with my left hand. It may literally be the only smart thing that Arabs and Muslims do. Yeah, it was kind of like jerking off with my left hand. I could kind of sort of do it, but it was all jerky and ineffective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 7, 2017 I’m female, therefore I don’t poop. That’s just gross. But if I did... I’d do it sitting down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted October 7, 2017 Was born right handed. In first grade decided left handed rules so switched to writing and eating left handed. Everything else remains right handed. Right footed too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
