What y'all fapping to? It's Saturday..let's get weird!

[cyclone24 1,814]

Do you go to your personal highlight reel?

Porn?

Fantasy land about coworkers or gym moms you see?

My mother?

Your wife? (Bwhahaha...just kidding..nobody does that)

Photos?

 

What are you into you sick freaks?

[fandandy 3,311]

This made me think of when you're a kid and really first discovering this whole new realm of self pleasure and the trial and error you encounter. Why couldn't someone in the know tell you, lotion. The fock I gotta try Vaseline first? What a greasy mess that was, and whoever I overheard saying something about focking a jelly jar can seriously go to hell. That one was hard to explain away. Where's the jelly, and what's all over your underwear??

[shotsup 832]

Father checking family into hotel

 

Father: I hope the porn is disabled.

Hotel clerk: no its regular porn you sick freak

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Father checking family into hotel

 

Father: I hope the porn is disabled.

Hotel clerk: no its regular porn you sick freak

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fapping.........no. Viewing............sure. Kendra Roll...........

[cyclone24 1,814]

Father checking family into hotel

Father: I hope the porn is disabled.

Hotel clerk: no its regular porn you sick freak

Haha...nice

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Fapping.........no. Viewing............sure. Kendra Roll...........

This might be the silliest statement ever on the bored. Watching with no fapping... wtf? Might as well be fapping no finish.. your really weird man.

[cyclone24 1,814]

This might be the silliest statement ever on the bored. Watching with no fapping... wtf? Might as well be fapping no finish.. your really weird man.

KRAMER: You know, I faked it.

 

JERRY: What?!

 

KRAMER: Yeah.

 

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

 

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

This made me think of when you're a kid and really first discovering this whole new realm of self pleasure and the trial and error you encounter. Why couldn't someone in the know tell you, lotion. The fock I gotta try Vaseline first? What a greasy mess that was, and whoever I overheard saying something about focking a jelly jar can seriously go to hell. That one was hard to explain away. Where's the jelly, and what's all over your underwear??

I never understood the lotion thing. I have used it like 3 times ever, and every time I'm like why did I use this? Are wieners usually that sensitive? Maybe that means I have a super wiener!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

This might be the silliest statement ever on the bored. Watching with no fapping... wtf? Might as well be fapping no finish.. your really weird man.

 

 

You ever been to a strip club? You whip the mule right there?

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

 

You ever been to a strip club? You whip the mule right there?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes. I'm a chronic masturbator

[mmmmm...beer 691]

 

 

You ever been to a strip club? You whip the mule right there?

Yah... back when I was a child. Ain't been to a caulk tease show in 16 years, I don't miss the $8 cheap beer.

 

Only reason to look at pron is to fap.. other than that... wwwwweeeiiiirrrdddooooo!

[5-Points 2,726]

Only reason to look at pron is to fap.. other than that... wwwwweeeiiiirrrdddooooo!

Ooooohhhh I don't know.

 

C*ntbusting is more funny than fappable.