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Fat focks in suits. No matter how good the suit, you still don't look good.

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Dude, I don't care if you spent a grand on a suit. you're a slob and still look like one.

 

 

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Dude, I don't care if you spent a grand on a suit. you're a slob and still look like one.

 

 

 

You can't polish a turd.

 

Although money has a way of parting women's thighs.

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As a former fat Fock suit wearer, I'll comment.

 

On the whole you are right. But you also gotta ignore whatever the latest trend in suits is and get what looks best on your fat ass.

 

For example... for a while, double breasted was big again. That looks like crap on fat guys.

 

Skinny lapels. Ditto.

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You can't polish a turd.

 

Although money has a way of parting women's thighs.

 

This isn't about getting laid and you're 100% right about that.

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This is news?

 

Alternatively, hot chicks can wear anything and look hot.

 

 

And water is wet.

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This is news?

 

Alternatively, hot chicks can wear anything and look hot.

 

 

And water is wet.

 

To some fat men, it sure is

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To some fat men, it sure is

Trump has to wear a suit.

 

Though, his crew seems one step away from adidas track suits and gold chains.

 

SCADDA-MOOCH BABY!

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A good suit can make a fat POS look alright. Donald Trump probably has like a 44 waist but nobody knows it because his suits hide it

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A good suit can make a fat POS look alright. Donald Trump probably has like a 44 waist but nobody knows it because his suits hide it

More like 52

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More like 52

 

Probably. I'm not a fat fock (could lose 15 lbs though) so I have no way of properly judging

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I like wearing the slim fit suits. Just doesn't work for a fat ass though

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What about sweater vests?

Granted, KSB wasn't fat, but the kat was borderline obese :ninja:

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Dude, I don't care if you spent a grand on a suit. you're a slob and still look like one.

 

 

 

especially with that long hair and cargo shorts :P

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I have one suit, I haven't worn it in years and barely could button it the last time I put it on.

 

I guess my trick is I don't have a job that requires me to wear a suit.

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