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How would you explain what the male orgasm feels like to a lesbian woman whose had sex with a male and never gotten off? Hooked up with a secretary that wasn't ghey but decided she was when they met and have had a great scissoring sex experience?

 

And you were afforded to answer one question to her three?

 

How would you answer what a male ejaculation feels like? And what would be the three questions you'd ask?

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Like the first time you beat Super Mario Brothers. You had to keep playing until you won. You couldn't stop. And in that second after beating Bowser, you were on top of the world.

 

If you're lucky, you had some bish make you a sandwich afterwards.

 

The next day, you told all your friends about it.

 

Who the fock has 3 questions? If she looks like Angelina, lets go play Mario. Teach her she can win, too.

 

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Male orgasm: tell her to pluck a nose hair and wait for the sneeze

 

Three questions

What's the point of scissoring

Instead of motor boating, does she prefer lawn boating

Another question would depend on the other two answers

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Male orgasm: tell her to pluck a nose hair and wait for the sneeze

 

Three questions

What's the point of scissoring

Instead of motor boating, does she prefer lawn boating

Another question would depend on the other two answers

Male orgasm answer: When I was twelve I could paint the wall over my right shoulder with a volcanic effect and my toes would curl and then curl in. And there was always a big mess that I would feel religiously guilty about till the next time I made such a big mess as I was a sinner and blew a load that the paper towel guy chuckled at.

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Like the first time you beat Super Mario Brothers. You had to keep playing until you won. You couldn't stop. And in that second after beating Bowser, you were on top of the world.

 

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Wow :doublethumbsup:

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I'd just say it's like the second before pee comes out, just extended for a few seconds more.

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It's like squeezing a blackhead until it bursts, you keep squeezing until blood starts to flow, then you pinch and play with your left nipple while simultaneously giving a mosquito bite on your left ankle a good shuka-shuka scratch.

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It's like squeezing a blackhead until it bursts, you keep squeezing until blood starts to flow, then you pinch and play with your left nipple while simultaneously giving a mosquito bite on your left ankle a good shuka-shuka scratch.

 

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