Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted July 23, 2018 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/23/umbrella-impales-woman-ocean-city-maryland/817733002/ Woman impaled by beach umbrella. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted July 23, 2018 Dunno lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted July 23, 2018 I use a what we call a redneck anchor. A five gallon bucket, fill it with water, then use a bungee chord to attach bucket to a umbrella. She aint going nowhere. Itd have to be a hurricane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 23, 2018 2nd in as many weeks. Chicks getting impaled on a beach.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 23, 2018 Ban umbrellas!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted July 23, 2018 2nd in as many weeks. Chicks getting impaled on a beach.......... and here I thought this was a moon landing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites