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Battle of wits - The Princess Bride

 

You can't handle the truth - A few good men

 

Derek Vineyard attacks mom's jewish boyfriend - American History X

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American History X when Ed Norton makes the guy stealing his car bite the road :CRUNCH:

 

Fight Club: When Pitt begs Lou to let them keep the basement.

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Helicopter attack scene from Apocalypse now

 

"Charlie Don't surf"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. That smell that gasoline smell it smells like......victory"

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When Morgan Freeman visits that tree after finally getting out of Shawshank.

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When Dirk Diggler whips out his montsrous member at the end of "Boogie Nights." :banana:

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Walken and Hopper "Sicilians are Niggers" scene in True Romance.

 

The 2nd Byrne kills Turturro scene in Miller's Crossing - "What heart? *BAM*"

 

The Dude meets the pornographer (Jackie Treehorn) in The Big Lebowski. "Which one is LogJamming?"

 

Jules and Vincent at Bonnie's House in Pulp Fiction. That whole portion of the movie, all scenes, is great.

 

Michael offers to kill the cop in The Godfather - "This ain't the army little brother...you gotta git up close and...badaBING...blow his brains all over your nice ivy league suit!"

 

That's a good start...

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Zed's Dead - Pulp Fiction

 

Spicoli getting a pizza in class - Fast Times

 

Shooting the horse in Dean Wermer's office - Animal House

 

must be more I'm sure....

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North Dallas Forty. The locker room before the Chicago game; when Jo Bob and Monroe wish each other a good game.

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Opening scene of Color of Money.

 

Pulling over the German couple in Super Troopers

 

Sons of Scotland speech in Braveheart

 

Opening scene in Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid

 

The end of Seven.

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When Rudy makes the sack and they carry him off the field- Rudy

 

I don't know. Good scene, but I LOVE the scene where he is sitting on the banks of the river and gets his acceptance letter from ND.

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Robbery in 'Heat'

Opening hit scene and when they try to get Leon in his apartment in "The Professional" (This... is from... Matilda)

Pretty much any fight scene from the first two Blade movies

the Balrog scene in LOTR

pretty much any giant battle scene in the LOTR trilogy

Tommy Boy "Pretty Little Pet" and "You;re Drivin' Along..." scenes

Rocky III end fight

King Kong vs. T Rexes

Episode I Obi vs. Maul fight

The Incredibles fighting as a family for the first time

The Matrix III end battle (Galaga bonus stage)

Young Frankenstein "Sed-a-give" scene

Karate Kid as he fights his way through to the tourney finals

Mulholland Falls when Jennifer Connoly takes her top off

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The 1st 25 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. :banana:

You forgot to post this as phillybear.

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The 2nd Byrne kills Turturro scene in Miller's Crossing - "What heart? *BAM*"

 

So many in this one. The failed hit on Leo at his house, when he grabs the tommy gun. Danny Boy playing in the background.

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Braveheart, so many scenes in that movie are great.

 

Gladiator - when Maximus takes off his helmet in front of Comodus (sp).

 

Saving Private Ryan - storming Omaha Beach (I think that's it). I watch that and think that's how it must have been... AND when Giovanni Ribisi is shot and is laying there going, "Mamma, momma..." as he's dying...makes me PRAY that my son is never involved in a war.

 

Star Wars - Luke, I am your father.

 

LOTR - "You, my friends, bow to no one..."

 

Terminator - When Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor are in the car together and he says, "Your son, Sarah. Your unborn son..." she gets this amazing look on her face that just gives me chills.

 

Jaws - Quinn talking about the USS Anapolis (sp).

 

There might be more...

 

Young Frankenstein "Sed-a-give" scene

 

LOVE this movie. Another great scene is the "Abby Normal" brain scene.

 

"Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain in a 500 pound GORILLA?!!!"

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The three-way scene from Wild Things :o

 

Halle Berry getting drilled in Monsters Ball

 

When the golfer has the heart attack in Falling Down

 

"You shoulda NEVAH come back!!"~ Mr T :banana:

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Jaws: scene when quint, brody & hooper are below deck showing their wounds and laughing it up, then quint tells his story.

 

Star Wars: final battle scene of the death star.

 

Good, Bad & the Ugly: final scene with the shoot out and gold digging.

 

Platoon: scene where elias fights to make it to the chopper.

 

Rocky: the big fight.

 

Shawshank: scene where andy gets out and the warden realizes he's focked.

 

Primal Fear: scene where r.gere figures out the dude was faking.

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Rock II when Adrian comes out of the coma and is holding the baby, she calls Rocky over and says "just do one thing for me...win." Then the music starts, getting chills thing about it.

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All the standards (Am Hist X, Tomsbstone, Princess Bride...), but one that probably won't be mentioned: "Chasing Amy" The opening scene at the comic convention.

--"What's a Nubian, b!tch you almost made me laugh."

--"You didn't tell me you were going to yell 'black rage,' I nearly pissed myself!"

 

Geez, I looked up the quote and the whole scene is hilarious.

 

HOOPER(holds up comic): Now my book, `White-Hating Coon', doesn't have any of that bullsh!t. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant of the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfockers were still hiding in caves and sh!t, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to, `Cause I'm here to tell you - the chickens are comin' home to roost, ya'll: the black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and Sci-Fi/Fantasy! We're keeping it real, and we're gonna get respect - by any means necessary!

 

During the speech, Holden and Banky enter and sit up

front.

 

HOLDEN (calling out): Bullsh!t! Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon!

 

Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of

the comment

 

HOOPER: Who said that?!?

HOLDEN (standing) I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the realm of Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER: Fock Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom nigga! Always some white boy gotta invoke `the holy trilogy'! Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this sh!t. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.

 

BANKY: What's a Nubian?

HOOPER: Shut the fock up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that sh!t. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light- saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the focking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's `hood the Death Star. Now what the fock do you call that!

 

BANKY: Intergalactic Civil War!

HOOPER: Gentrification! They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote safe' for white folks.

 

HOLDEN: But Vader turns, out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends.

HOOPER: Don't make me bust a cap in your azz, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white!

 

BANKY: Well isn't that true!

 

Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his

belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling

forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to

scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists

in the air.

 

HOOPER: BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL

ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER

FOCKIN' EYES ON!!!

 

The crowd-is gone. Holden sits in his chair, laughing.

Hooper steps off the stage and picks Banky's head up off

the floor.

 

HOOPER(breaking character): `What's a Nubian!' B!tch, you almost made me laugh!

 

Hooper sounds different Actually, he sounds gay.

Actually - he is. Banky smiles.

 

BANKY: Well what about you! You didn't tell me you were going to scream `Black Rage'. I nearly pissed myself.

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So many in this one. The failed hit on Leo at his house, when he grabs the tommy gun. Danny Boy playing in the background.

:thumbsup:

 

 

I can't believe I didn't mention it. That may be the greatest movie scene of all time. :wacko:

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I'm to drive you fellas to Witchita to catch a train?

Yeah, we'd appreciate it!

Train don't run out of Witchita! Unless'n you a hog er a cattle.

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People train runs out of....... (snort) Stubbville.

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