Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 21, 2019 Yet they still lost. http://dailysnark.com/chiefs-fans-shine-laser-in-tom-bradys-eyes-multiple-times-during-afc-championship-game/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 21, 2019 Take their first round pick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted January 21, 2019 They blinded him with science! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted January 21, 2019 I nominate Digby for #1 Patriots fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,165 Posted January 21, 2019 Is this an Onion thing or sumthin? Anyone who has ever presented knows that a laser pointer doesn't work for shiot past 10 feet. Yet somebody had some pointer with a flux capacitor that worked from hundreds of yards? Cmon man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 21, 2019 Is this an Onion thing or sumthin? Anyone who has ever presented knows that a laser pointer doesn't work for shiot past 10 feet. Yet somebody had some pointer with a flux capacitor that worked from hundreds of yards? Cmon man... No wonder you're an engineer who went sales... Those who can ..engineer Those who cant ...sales Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 22, 2019 Is this an Onion thing or sumthin? Anyone who has ever presented knows that a laser pointer doesn't work for shiot past 10 feet. Yet somebody had some pointer with a flux capacitor that worked from hundreds of yards? Cmon man... Wow man. You need to research a little. Lasers can shine pretty far depending on the laser. Come on man. Dont be a ninny muffins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,477 Posted January 22, 2019 Is this an Onion thing or sumthin? Anyone who has ever presented knows that a laser pointer doesn't work for shiot past 10 feet. Yet somebody had some pointer with a flux capacitor that worked from hundreds of yards? Cmon man... Lasers a growing concern for aircraft pilots The rising number of laser attacks in 2011 prompted the Federal Aviation Administration to impose a civil fine of up to $11,000 for "interfering" with a crew by shining a laser into a cockpit. The fines are easier to pursue than federal criminal sanctions of up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for "incapacitating" a crewmember. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/11/asiana-laser-faa/2508109/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 22, 2019 Lasers a growing concern for aircraft pilots The rising number of laser attacks in 2011 prompted the Federal Aviation Administration to impose a civil fine of up to $11,000 for "interfering" with a crew by shining a laser into a cockpit. The fines are easier to pursue than federal criminal sanctions of up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for "incapacitating" a crewmember. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/11/asiana-laser-faa/2508109/ I explained JerryAll makes sense now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,165 Posted January 22, 2019 No wonder you're an engineer who went sales... Those who can ..engineer Those who cant ...sales Wow man. You need to research a little. Lasers can shine pretty far depending on the laser. Come on man. Dont be a ninny muffins Lasers a growing concern for aircraft pilots The rising number of laser attacks in 2011 prompted the Federal Aviation Administration to impose a civil fine of up to $11,000 for "interfering" with a crew by shining a laser into a cockpit. The fines are easier to pursue than federal criminal sanctions of up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for "incapacitating" a crewmember. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/11/asiana-laser-faa/2508109/ From Baker's link: "Many high-powered lasers can completely incapacitate pilots, who are trying to fly safely to their destinations, and often times with hundreds of passengers aboard." Yeah I'm in sales and yeah the engineers would lick my ball sack if I asked them to, because without me their work is a science experiment that makes no money. And remarkably, I took an optional optics lab in college so I actually know something about lasers. I'm aware that, given enough power, you could point a laser at Tom Brady on the moon and distract him. My point was that Digby's DailySnark link claiming a "laser pointer," which is typically powered by what, a AAA battery, is a crock of shiot. So somebody smuggled a laser and power source powerful enough to shine on Brady from, I dunno, 500 feet away, past security into the AFC championship game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted January 22, 2019 It's layzur. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 22, 2019 From Baker's link: Yeah I'm in sales and yeah the engineers would lick my ball sack if I asked them to, because without me their work is a science experiment that makes no money. And remarkably, I took an optional optics lab in college so I actually know something about lasers. I'm aware that, given enough power, you could point a laser at Tom Brady on the moon and distract him. My point was that Digby's DailySnark link claiming a "laser pointer," which is typically powered by what, a AAA battery, is a crock of shiot. So somebody smuggled a laser and power source powerful enough to shine on Brady from, I dunno, 500 feet away, past security into the AFC championship game? You can easily get a decent laser on amazon for like $30 or cheaper that can get pretty far. Its not hard or expensive to get one. Theyve come a long way since 2001 and can reach pretty far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted January 22, 2019 That's adorable that Jerry thinks the engineers give a shiit about a salesman. Yeah, cuz you're not replaceable. Because you're not the idiot making promises they can't possibly be delivered even in an alternate universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted January 22, 2019 You know what's worse? They filled Gillette stadium with unpopped popcorn. And then they got everybody together with laser pointers and filled the entire joint with popcorn. It was amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted January 22, 2019 You know what's worse? They filled Gillette stadium with unpopped popcorn. And then they got everybody together with laser pointers and filled the entire joint with popcorn. It was amazing. That would be real genius. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 22, 2019 That would be real genius. Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted January 22, 2019 That would be real genius. Stop touching yourself Kent! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 22, 2019 From Baker's link: Yeah I'm in sales and yeah the engineers would lick my ball sack if I asked them to, because without me their work is a science experiment that makes no money. And remarkably, I took an optional optics lab in college so I actually know something about lasers. I'm aware that, given enough power, you could point a laser at Tom Brady on the moon and distract him. My point was that Digby's DailySnark link claiming a "laser pointer," which is typically powered by what, a AAA battery, is a crock of shiot. So somebody smuggled a laser and power source powerful enough to shine on Brady from, I dunno, 500 feet away, past security into the AFC championship game? Are you being serious? Working nights, I used to bring a laser pointer with me to point at things in the pipe rack. Of course I would then fock around and see how far I could see the beam. It went a hell of a lot farther than 500 feet. And that was a cheap one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,565 Posted January 22, 2019 You know what's worse? They filled Gillette stadium with unpopped popcorn. And then they got everybody together with laser pointers and filled the entire joint with popcorn. It was amazing. That would be real genius. Stop touching yourself Kent! multiway 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted January 22, 2019 The title of this thread is stupid and misleading. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 22, 2019 Now I'm happy with the roughing the passer call. Chief fans deserve it. One bad apple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,178 Posted January 22, 2019 Can’t believe everything you see on the inter-webs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 22, 2019 That wasn't a laser.....it was just the ghey shining through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted January 22, 2019 From Baker's link: Yeah I'm in sales and yeah the engineers would lick my ball sack if I asked them to, because without me their work is a science experiment that makes no money. And remarkably, I took an optional optics lab in college so I actually know something about lasers. I'm aware that, given enough power, you could point a laser at Tom Brady on the moon and distract him. My point was that Digby's DailySnark link claiming a "laser pointer," which is typically powered by what, a AAA battery, is a crock of shiot. So somebody smuggled a laser and power source powerful enough to shine on Brady from, I dunno, 500 feet away, past security into the AFC championship game? You know, after 18 years and 9 SB's appearances, I'm not sure anything could distract TB when he's on the field, you could say he's laser focused. Chiefs caught cheating: shining laser in Brady’s eyes Also the thread title should be Chiefs fans disgrace themselves, not the Chiefs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 22, 2019 Wasnt Roger Goodell at the game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted January 22, 2019 Stop touching yourself Kent! At least get the quote right... "And from now on, stop playing with yourself." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted January 22, 2019 At least get the quote right... "And from now on, stop playing with yourself." This is a movie Posty has seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites