Anybody ever buzz cut their balls?

[tanatastic 2,061]

I need to be a Ken doll down there or I dont feel sexy.

[DonS 3,063]

I need to be a Ken doll down there or I dont feel sexy.

Wait... so you completely removed your junk?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Wait... so you completely removed your junk?

Don’t address me as “you”, my correct pronouns are “them” and “they”.

[peenie 1,690]

I've never seen hairy balls. Only balls with a few hairs. A countable number.

[MDC 5,875]

Wait... so you completely removed your junk?

Tuck job

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I've never seen hairy balls. Only balls with a few hairs. A countable number.

This probably speaks volumes about your sex life

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Tuck job

Tuck dance

[fandandy 3,311]

I did it once and looked like a 5 year old boy. Plus it was itchy.

[MDC 5,875]

I did it once and looked like a 5 year old boy.

Im sure the micropen1s didnt help.

[kutulu 1,541]

I braid. I feel I'm in front of the fad.

[IGotWorms 3,297]

I did it once and looked like a 5 year old boy. Plus it was itchy.

Yeah you really gotta keep it up otherwise you start getting ball stubble which is itchy and also chafes.

 

I prefer to just trim

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Your mom likes it that way.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,905]

My bawls were shaved for my vasectomy. The nurse who did asked me if I wore boxers or briefs. Me: I'm Fawked Up. You tell me. Nurse Betty: They hang low. Guessing boxers? Me: That's right. Only phags wear tidy whiteys. Nurse Betty: My husband wears fruit of the looms. Me: The Apple guy? Little brown stains. That must be a site.

 

If you've ever had the procedure, they slap a lot of antibacterial on your nut sack. When it was done, I looked at Nurse Betty and told her thank you. Now clean me up. B!tch walked out the room and I had to clean myself up.

[jerryskids 5,165]

Yeah you really gotta keep it up otherwise you start getting ball stubble which is itchy and also chafes.

 

I prefer to just trim

Same. Wifey doesn't like stubble when she's worshipping my ball sack with her tongue, so I do a weekly trim with a 1/4 inch guard.

[mobb_deep 917]

Quarter guard bro. No sharp objects by your manhood.

[MDC 5,875]

Same. Wifey doesn't like stubble when she's worshipping my ball sack with her tongue, so I do a weekly trim with a 1/4 inch guard.

She doesnt mind me au naturale.

[jerryskids 5,165]

She doesnt mind me au naturale.

She says she calls you "peanuts." You seem to hear a different word and feel good about yourself.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

My bawls were shaved for my vasectomy. The nurse who did asked me if I wore boxers or briefs. Me: I'm Fawked Up. You tell me. Nurse Betty: They hang low. Guessing boxers? Me: That's right. Only phags wear tidy whiteys. Nurse Betty: My husband wears fruit of the looms. Me: The Apple guy? Little brown stains. That must be a site.

 

If you've ever had the procedure, they slap a lot of antibacterial on your nut sack. When it was done, I looked at Nurse Betty and told her thank you. Now clean me up. B!tch walked out the room and I had to clean myself up.

When I was having my hernia surgery here in china, the nurse comes in the night before with a sh!tty disposable single blade razor.

 

You need to be shaved from here to here, she says, indicating from navel to mid thigh. Looks around, sees nobody there.

 

Where is your family?

 

About 11,000 km that way, I pointed.

 

So who is going to shave you?

 

I guess you get the honor. But dont use that piece of sh!t, here, use this, I said, handing her my Mach 3.

 

She was not happy. I had to spend the whole time thinking of unpleasant things. You dont want to catch wood while being shaved by an annoyed nurse.

[SUXBNME 1,319]

Quarter guard bro. No sharp objects by your manhood.

I wish I knew this the first time I used my $19.99 wal mart "trimmer" on my boys.

I thought I was being all careful like without a guard and BOOM..Shaft got hit

 

Lots of blood. Just like a head wound

[cyclone24 1,794]

I wish I knew this the first time I used my $19.99 wal mart "trimmer" on my boys.

I thought I was being all careful like without a guard and BOOM..Shaft got hit

 

Lots of blood. Just like a head wound

Think ive told this story before...

 

But i always use my trimmer downstairs.....well like you i didnt put the guard on and hit the shaft...blood everywhere.....then it swelled up and got infected. Embarrassingly go to doctor...they give me some sort of weird funky cream to put on it. Problem solved.

 

Fast forward a couple years later before my knee surgery...have this absolute smoke show doctor, just stunning gorgeous...were going thru my history and she goes I see you got prescribed xyz cream...what was that for?

 

Had to fockin go through the whole story with her. Swollen jelly pus peenis didn't seem wet her panties.......go figure. Embarasing as shiit,

[shotsup 830]

I've never seen hairy balls. Only balls with a few hairs. A countable number.

I can help you with that.

 

[SUXBNME 1,319]

Think ive told this story before...

 

But i always use my trimmer downstairs.....well like you i didnt put the guard on and hit the shaft...blood everywhere.....then it swelled up and got infected. Embarrassingly go to doctor...they give me some sort of weird funky cream to put on it. Problem solved.

 

Fast forward a couple years later before my knee surgery...have this absolute smoke show doctor, just stunning gorgeous...were going thru my history and she goes I see you got prescribed xyz cream...what was that for?

 

Had to fockin go through the whole story with her. Swollen jelly pus peenis didn't seem wet her panties.......go figure. Embarasing as shiit,

Wanna share dik pic scars?

[MDC 5,875]

She says she calls you "peanuts." You seem to hear a different word and feel good about yourself.

Its hard to hear what shes says by etc etc.

[peenie 1,690]

This probably speaks volumes about your sex life

Seems black men don't have hairy balls. Is there something else?

Apparently, you white guys are like animals, hair everywhere.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Apparently, you white guys are like animals

Oh youre gonna go there?

 

Hey, its colder where our ancestors came from. Need some fur to keep things warm.

[cyclone24 1,794]

Wanna share dik pic scars?

You complete me.

[peenie 1,690]

Oh youre gonna go there?

 

Hey, its colder where our ancestors came from. Need some fur to keep things warm.

Just poking fun like the person who was making fun of me. Don't take offense.

[IGotWorms 3,297]

Think ive told this story before...

 

But i always use my trimmer downstairs.....well like you i didnt put the guard on and hit the shaft...blood everywhere.....then it swelled up and got infected. Embarrassingly go to doctor...they give me some sort of weird funky cream to put on it. Problem solved.

 

Fast forward a couple years later before my knee surgery...have this absolute smoke show doctor, just stunning gorgeous...were going thru my history and she goes I see you got prescribed xyz cream...what was that for?

 

Had to fockin go through the whole story with her. Swollen jelly pus peenis didn't seem wet her panties.......go figure. Embarasing as shiit,

Any time youre talking about your d1ck with a super hot chick, its a win

[cyclone24 1,794]

Any time youre talking about your d1ck with a super hot chick, its a win

Ha unfortunately the look on her face was not of one that wanted to continue talking about my peenis.

[IGotWorms 3,297]

Ha unfortunately the look on her face was not of one that wanted to continue talking about my peenis.

But she had to. Win.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just poking fun like the person who was making fun of me. Don't take offense.

I was just joking around.