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Nothing is impossible for god! Sterile man, knocks up wife.

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It's God who's responsible honey, not my ex boyfriend, Jim.

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Nothing is impossible for him sure. However, he isnt gonna waste his time impregnating your wife. Sorry but she hoeing around on you. Watch that baby come out black as night

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It's God who's responsible honey, not my ex boyfriend, Jim.

Im sure they will have a paternity test to prove the work of God.

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An 86 year old man is at the doctors and the doctor asks him how hes doing.

 

Old man replies..im doing great doc..never felt better. I got a young 20 year old wife whose pregnant with my child, what do you think of that!!

 

Doctor pauses for a moment before replying.

 

Let me tell you a story. One of my patients whose older like you is sitting in his cabin by the lake and he sees this big beaver come out of the water.

 

He goes to grab his rifle and mistakenly grabs his cane. He lines up a shot and 2 shots ring out and the beaver falls over.

 

"What do you think of that?"

 

Old man replies..."seems to me Logic would say someone else pumped a couple shots in that beaver."

 

Doctor replies..."My point exactly."

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