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#1 MTSkiBum

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 02:52 PM

Any good ideas out there?

 


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#2 NorthernVike

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 02:54 PM

I'm taking the family skiing.    :thumbsup:


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#3 Mike Honcho

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 02:56 PM

New fire extinguisher in the kitchen.

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 02:58 PM

Snatch rejuv!!!

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We got kids going to college next year... something small most likely. Her favorite parfume... couple spa visits... that kinda thing

#5 KSB2424

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:04 PM

She ordered it online. Not sure if its wrapped yet or not.
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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:05 PM

Snatch rejuv!!!

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We got kids going to college next year... something small most likely. Her favorite parfume... couple spa visits... that kinda thing

 

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#7 Gladiators

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:06 PM

Apparently I bought her some $250 shoes on Monday night.  :doh:



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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:09 PM

New fire extinguisher in the kitchen.

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#9 NorthernVike

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:12 PM

For you, I'd buy her a new rod and reel.  ;)


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#10 nzoner

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:34 PM

Still waiting on her list


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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:40 PM

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:59 PM

For you, I'd buy her a new rod and reel.  ;)


She probably would be upset getting the same present 3 years in a row.
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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:01 PM

Pearl Necklace


Bad idea. She already has the one I gave her last week.
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#14 Mike Honcho

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:01 PM

#metoo


Is that what I'm supposed to get you?

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:02 PM

The full treatment at some day spa she likes. Back massage, nails, etc.

 

A new pair of running shoes.


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#16 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:08 PM

She wants an Apple Watch. The best one on the market. Seems like a colossal waste of $$$ to me but oh well

#17 Bier Meister

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:08 PM

a peemus cake


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#18 IMMensaMind

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:12 PM

A new MacBook Pro; a couple of other smaller things.

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:18 PM



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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:26 PM

Nada. It seems like our list increased bigly this year so we decided to not buy for each other for Christmas. We buy stuff for each other all year long.
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#21 Gepetto

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:35 PM

For gf, got her new top of the line Brooks running shoes (silver/white) $150 less 15% discount - she loves 'em.



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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:38 PM

Shot of peniscillin.

We got the Cadillac of sleep number beds and going to Phoenix in January...so nothing big. Sweatshirts and crap like that.
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#23 Kanil

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:38 PM

She wants an Apple Watch. The best one on the market. Seems like a colossal waste of $$$ to me but oh well

 

This is what she got herself from me 3 weeks ago.  Very adamant that she would use it all the time...

 

 

... it's been sitting on the nightstand for 3 days now.   :(



#24 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:38 PM

Wife- a Roomba and a trip to Florida

Side piece- some jewelry and a trip to the Sheraton

#25 Alias Detective

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:40 PM

Any good ideas out there?


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#26 drobeski

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:52 PM

For gf, got her new top of the line Brooks running shoes (silver/white) $150 less 15% discount - she loves 'em.

you gave them to her already ?
Shoe size ?

#27 Gepetto

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:53 PM

you gave them to her already ?
Shoe size ?

 

Yes. 9

I asked her to go to a shoe store, she lives in another city, she told me what she found and that she wanted the girl that helped her to get the commission if I bought them for her, so I called the place and bought them that day (as I wanted to get the 15% discount), and she picked them up the next day.  She really needed them too, and she's ecstatic about them and happy with me.



#28 Djgb13

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:53 PM

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Actually heard those were nice and a lot of girls like it

#29 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:54 PM

 
This is what she got herself from me 3 weeks ago.  Very adamant that she would use it all the time...
 
 
... it's been sitting on the nightstand for 3 days now.   :(


Theyre dumb. She insisted on the one with cellular too. Gee you only have your phone on you ALL THE TIME. When the fock are you ever going to need to talk on your focking watch?? :wacko:

#30 Gladiators

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:08 PM

Theyre dumb. She insisted on the one with cellular too. Gee you only have your phone on you ALL THE TIME. When the fock are you ever going to need to talk on your focking watch?? :wacko:


You should punch her husband in the d!ck for giving in and buying it.

#31 Kanil

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:16 PM

Theyre dumb. She insisted on the one with cellular too. Gee you only have your phone on you ALL THE TIME. When the fock are you ever going to need to talk on your focking watch?? :wacko:

 

Oh I know.  She got the cellular one also.  She's called me on it 2x and both times it was like she was in a wind tunnel.  On top of the $300, it's now a $10/month charge for the line... YAY!!!



#32 drobeski

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:21 PM

 
Yes. 9
I asked her to go to a shoe store, she lives in another city, she told me what she found and that she wanted the girl that helped her to get the commission if I bought them for her, so I called the place and bought them that day (as I wanted to get the 15% discount), and she picked them up the next day.  She really needed them too, and she's ecstatic about them and happy with me.

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#33 Djgb13

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:30 PM

 
Oh I know.  She got the cellular one also.  She's called me on it 2x and both times it was like she was in a wind tunnel.  On top of the $300, it's now a $10/month charge for the line... YAY!!!


Ive got one as well. Mine is more of the sportier one. Black band with the neon green. I used it for a while but havent really used it lately

#34 TommyGavin

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:30 PM

wow big feet


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#35 Alias Detective

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:31 PM

Actually heard those were nice and a lot of girls like it


Duh

#36 Mookz

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:13 PM

For gf, got her new top of the line Brooks running shoes (silver/white) $150 less 15% discount - she loves 'em.

 

GF?  When did this happen?   :o



#37 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:24 PM

You should punch her husband in the d!ck for giving in and buying it.


I did :(

#38 tanatastic

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:26 PM

GF?  When did this happen?   :o


5 seconds before he hit “post”.

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:33 PM

Hell if I know.  Within the past few weeks we replaced a water heater and the water dispenser control board on our fridge, about $2K total.  We're looking to do some landscaping work so I think we'll spend the money on that.  I'll get her some nominal gift but probably not something terribly expensive.  :dunno:


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#40 fandandy

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:35 PM

5 seconds before he hit “post”.

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