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#1 patweisers44

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:42 PM

http://www.abcnews-u...e-taking-a-nap/

Sounds fishy to me. A guy on a gurney is mistaken for a stiff and moved to the oven and doesnt wake up?

Anybody got a hot take on this?
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#2 Reality

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:44 PM

Oh yea, that sh!t ain't no accident...



#3 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:51 PM

Holy Jesus that will be one hell of a lawsuit :wub:


Also definitely suspicious. For your lawsuit you want it to be negligence though. If its murder then the morgue isnt at fault and thus no insurance.

#4 fandandy

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:54 PM

Holy Jesus that will be one hell of a lawsuit :wub:


Also definitely suspicious. For your lawsuit you want it to be negligence though. If its murder then the morgue isnt at fault and thus no insurance.

I assume their policy is that sleeping on the job is a fireable offense??



#5 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:55 PM

I assume their policy is that sleeping on the job is a fireable offense??


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#6 iam90sbaby

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:05 PM

What a horrible way to die. 😶

#7 Gladiators

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:06 PM

That would focking suck

#8 Mookz

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:10 PM

Actually an urn nap.   :thumbsup:

 

 

BTW I think it would be a bit tacky to charge his family full price for the urn.  



#9 Gladiators

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:12 PM

How did the guy not wake up when he was carried to the crematory?

#10 TimmySmith

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:15 PM

My bad.

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#11 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:40 PM

He screamed... id say he woke up.

#12 Gladiators

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:44 PM

He screamed... id say he woke up.


After they started the cremation process. Didnt wake up while being carried there.

#13 Mookz

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:07 PM

I bet it felt like heaven for the first couple seconds.   :sleep:

 

In fact I bet he was actually napping inside the creamery, with it set on low.  Then someone came in and turned it up to cremate.   <_<



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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:10 PM

Screamatory

#15 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:10 PM

Actually an urn nap.   :thumbsup:
 
 
BTW I think it would be a bit tacky to charge his family full price for the urn.  


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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:22 PM

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#17 wiffleball

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:56 PM

He carried him? I don't think that's generally how you handle Corpses or even live bodies for that matter.
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#18 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:17 PM

I call bullsh!t.

From what Ive always heard, its not like you just toss entire, fully clothed bodies into an incinerator. I know they do stuff like removing implants and things like that. Unless the dude was sleeping naked on a gurney or some sh!t, no way this was a mistake.

And damn. Pretty sure even I could tell a guy sleeping from a several day old corpse at a glance.

Reminds me though, I had an employee at Waffle House. Her husband worked in some sort of factory, I dont remember what they made.

He was cleaning the inside of some machine that involves lots of steam. One of his idiot coworkers accidentally started the machine, and scalded this guy to death.

She quit soon after. Guess she got paid.

#19 Gladiators

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:21 PM

Witness protection program?

#20 nospk

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:30 PM

Those 16 hr shifts can really burn you out in a hurry

#21 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:50 PM

Witness protection program?


Now thats an interesting theory

#22 fandandy

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:58 PM

I call bullsh!t.

From what Ive always heard, its not like you just toss entire, fully clothed bodies into an incinerator. I know they do stuff like removing implants and things like that. Unless the dude was sleeping naked on a gurney or some sh!t, no way this was a mistake.

And damn. Pretty sure even I could tell a guy sleeping from a several day old corpse at a glance.

Reminds me though, I had an employee at Waffle House. Her husband worked in some sort of factory, I dont remember what they made.

He was cleaning the inside of some machine that involves lots of steam. One of his idiot coworkers accidentally started the machine, and scalded this guy to death.

She quit soon after. Guess she got paid.

Looks like you're correct.  https://www.snopes.c...e-cremated-nap/

 

Did ABC actually run with this story or is that a fake link I wonder.



#23 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:01 PM

Looks like you're correct.  https://www.snopes.c...e-cremated-nap/
 
Did ABC actually run with this story or is that a fake link I wonder.


Hmm, maybe theyre being trolled on the whole trump thing

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 06:43 AM

Looks like you're correct.  https://www.snopes.c...e-cremated-nap/
 
Did ABC actually run with this story or is that a fake link I wonder.

Definitely a fake link. Abcnews-us? Their URL is abcnews.go.com and the US page is abcnews.go.com/US.

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#25 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 06:49 AM

Guy was dead tired.

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#26 NorthernVike

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 07:17 AM

Thats a sick burn man.

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