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Seeing as how all the other TV is either going to try to force me too or gay transvestites down my throat, I'm pretty much set for the night.

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Seeing as how all the other TV is either going to try to force me too or gay transvestites down my throat, I'm pretty much set for the night.

Where ?

 

Icehole !!!

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fargin bastages

 

Beat me to it. You corksucker :thumbsup:

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Last night I came across the original very non-pc Bad News Bears last night, didn't need the remote for the rest of the night.

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Last night I came across the original very non-pc Bad News Bears last night, didn't need the remote for the rest of the night.

 

Can't believe they made movies like that back then.

 

I was sitting in a dug out coaching my girls 11-12 soft ball team, getting crushed, wishing I could be Buttermaker with an ice chest full of cold beer. Great movie.

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I remember being 13/14 playing hockey (roller league) and going to back to someone's house for pizza and watching Slap Shot over and over.

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Great Flick! :clap:

 

I have the DVD

 

 

Hey, if we have a Movie / Comedy Draft........I'm in!

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Got suspended in high school for saying "Farking Bastages!!!!" Three days. Nice vacation being a sophomore. My junior and senior year, I'd do something suspension worthy on a Tuesday so I could have a five day weekend. Pad locked the teachers lounge...Bunny got suspended. Asked a teacher who taught French, her husband sold Peaguts, if we could have a manaje a three. Instant suspended.

 

Went fishing and water skiing.Got laid. Good times.

 

Anyway, The lunch lady that ratted me out was a dumb phat kvunt. Very dumb. My junior year after she fawked me, I'd stand in line and want food as a senior. Me: I need food. Chris Farley Lunch Lady: That wil. Be $2.00! Me: I'm broke. Can I do a lunch plan? I'll pay you back asap. Chris Farley: You are ok. Just pay us at the end of the month. We can't deny lunch. Me: Thanks.

 

I gave her every name I could.

 

By the end of the year, my senior year, the lunch lady comes on the speaker. "We have numerous people who owe us money. Ms Jones...$20. Rob Halford, $20. Eddie Van Halen. $40.23. Jimmy Page $16, Jim Morrison, &$20 Tom Petty.

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Johnny's mom pulling the d!ldo out of her purse was a favorite. I tried to get my kids to watch, but they didn't get it and I forgot how many inappropriate parts there were. :lol:

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Johnny's mom pulling the d!ldo out of her purse was a favorite. I tried to get my kids to watch, but they didn't get it and I forgot how many inappropriate parts there were. :lol:

Not inappropriate (except to PETA, mebbe) but when he was putting tag stickers on the puppies was pretty funny and often overlooked in the hilarity of the movie :doublethumbsup:

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