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Corrupt a wish

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Someone comments a wish. Then the next person corrupts it.

 

I wish I had a car....

 

 

.....granted, but it has no engine

 

 

Go!

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But he did.

 

I wish I won the Mega Millions jackpot.

And had a massive stroke as the man on TV read off the numbers. Lying on the floor you slobber out the words Get Help to your cat who instead begins to eat you.

 

I wish I had the day off.

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And had a massive stroke as the man on TV read off the numbers. Lying on the floor you slobber out the words Get Help to your cat who instead begins to eat you.

 

I wish I had the day off.

Godzilla comes by and causes mass chaos in your town. At your house, he rips the roof off and takes a diarrhea sh*t inside clogging up every nook-and-cranny in the entire house to overflowing and uproots the tree out back to wipe his ass, and smashes your garage and whatever was inside.

 

I wish there were western restaurants in Panzhihua.

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Godzilla comes by and causes mass chaos in your town. At your house, he rips the roof off and takes a diarrhea sh*t inside clogging up every nook-and-cranny in the entire house to overflowing and uproots the tree out back to wipe his ass, and smashes your garage and whatever was inside.

 

I wish there were western restaurants in Panzhihua.

then a Krystals and White Castle opened up....10 minutes later they fail a health inspection with a negative score.

 

I wish Isla Fisher would sit on my face....

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then a Krystals and White Castle opened up....10 minutes later they fail a health inspection with a negative score.

 

I wish Isla Fisher would sit on my face....

After visiting the Congo and take a massive bloody Ebola sh1t.

 

I wish more people would participate in this thread.

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After visiting the Congo and take a massive bloody Ebola sh1t.

 

I wish more people would participate in this thread.

An Antifa member wonders who to start Mahomes or Kaepernick, and discovers a lightly trafficked fantasy football site to find the answer. He looks around more, finds the Geek Club, the first thread he opens is Corrupt a Wish, then looks around more and more, discovers all the Trump trolls, gets offended and returns to his corner of internet hell, where he posts a link to a drobeski thread, inspiring 500 friends to jihad the place for months.

 

I wish the Lions would win the Super Bowl.

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We should make a rule that the Dream at least a .000001 chance of happening

They have a 1/32 chance each year. :mad:

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