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#1 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:24 PM

No wonder there are so many forest fires. Only I can prevent them.

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#2 WhiteWonder

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:18 PM

2 chicks 1 bar of soap


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#3 kutulu

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:23 PM

How did that hair get up there?
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#4 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:26 PM

Every year we celebrate the passing of our birthday without knowing the passing of our day of death

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#5 kutulu

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:26 PM

Waffle stomp :banana:
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#6 fandandy

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:27 PM

This conditioner is like lube. 



#7 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:29 PM

Crowd funding is nothing more than electronic panhandling

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:51 PM

The real Chinese national religion is superstition.

#9 WhiteWonder

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:52 PM

how come I wake up every day, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed, go to work.... everything in my life is the same? Trump is president and my world hasn't been turned upside down. I don't understand. There were supposed to be wild animals on the streets, people eating people, fire everywhere.... Did snowflakes overreact? 


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#10 frank

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:08 PM

I wish I was a little bit taller.

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#11 frank

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:08 PM

Who let the dogs out?

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:22 PM

how come I wake up every day, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed, go to work.... everything in my life is the same? Trump is president and my world hasn't been turned upside down. I don't understand. There were supposed to be wild animals on the streets, people eating people, fire everywhere.... Did snowflakes overreact? 

You're not paying attention. Obamacare is gone, Mexico paid for a wall, and ISIS has been destroyed.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:27 PM

Elevators smell different to midgets

#14 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:32 PM

In 2020, 420 will be a month long

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:33 PM

I'm immortal until proven otherwise

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#16 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:34 PM

You can't lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't return, it's a normal pigeon

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#17 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:36 PM

Technically you can go without food for the rest of your life.

That and every time you eat or drink you're literally saving your own life

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#18 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:40 PM

If we ever go to war with aliens, Google Earth will be their best reconnaissance tool

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#19 fandandy

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:43 PM

When someone says that they wish people were more like dogs what they're really saying is that they want you to sniff their ass.



#20 listen2me 23

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:47 PM

I could go hotter



#21 supermike80

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:48 PM

If 9/11 happened 2 months earlier it would have seriously ruined the 7/11 chain

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#22 fandandy

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:49 PM

If you ever come across a woman who says that's the best thing since sliced bread, marry her, because she should be pretty easy to please.



#23 mmmmm...beer

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:50 PM

Wait... did I already wash my ass?
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#24 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:50 PM

Fat shaming happens every time you make that first step into that enclosed structure surrounded by glass or ear rings that hold up mermaid bedding.

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#25 fandandy

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:51 PM

If someone starts a knock knock joke it's fun to reply, stay out, I'm masturbating.



#26 mobb_deep

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:35 PM

Why does my 6 year old need to sh!t every time I take a shower? I need a bigger house.

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#27 vuduchile

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 06:38 AM

Why does my wife always walk in while I'm scrubbing my a ss?

Couldn't she just once walk in while I'm chubbed up, washing my hair, flexing my guns and sucking in my gut?

#28 iam90sbaby

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:08 AM

Our pets are the 1% of the animal world. 



#29 frank

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:38 AM

Our pets are the 1% of the animal world. 


It's much, much less than 1%.

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#30 patweisers44

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:14 AM

I wish I was a little bit taller.

I wish I was a baller


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:16 AM

I'm craving bbq for lunch, but I was also sort of already planning on having it for dinner... So what do I get for lunch then?



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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:18 AM

I'm craving bbq for lunch, but I was also sort of already planning on having it for dinner... So what do I get for lunch then?

Lunch - Brisket

Dinner - Ribs


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#33 parrot

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:41 AM

I really don't like big butts and I can deny.  


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#34 fandandy

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:51 AM

When admiring their well endowed brethren do horses think That dude is hung like an elephant.



#35 Cruzer

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:53 AM

When admiring their well endowed brethren do horses think That dude is hung like an elephant.

Do chicks really want to fock dudes who are hung like horses, I mean really? And if they do, do you really want to fock them? I mean seriously, what in the hell have they been doing? :unsure:



#36 vuduchile

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:55 AM

I'm craving bbq for lunch, but I was also sort of already planning on having it for dinner... So what do I get for lunch then?


I'm starving, and there isn't a decent BBQ place within 1000 miles of here. I miss Texas.

#37 fandandy

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:16 AM

Why do the women on Viagra and Cialis commercials always look so happy?  Everyone knows that if her man really had an erection for 4 hours that b1tch is gonna be pissed.



#38 Cruzer

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:26 AM

Why do the women on Viagra and Cialis commercials always look so happy?  Everyone knows that if her man really had an erection for 4 hours that b1tch is gonna be pissed.

Why do they always use chicks that are Viagra proof? Not many look like that at their age, they are crazy hot.. They should use out of shape, tore up women for those commercials - that's when you need a Viagra.



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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:32 AM

Who let the dogs out?

 

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#40 fandandy

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:33 AM

Why do they always use chicks that are Viagra proof? Not many look like that at their age, they are crazy hot.. They should use out of shape, tore up women for those commercials - that's when you need a Viagra.

Right, and show us the REAL tubs.  All full of pubes, soap scum, ring of rust stains.