SUXBNME 1,329 Posted March 20, 2017 In my weekly Sunday night convo with Bunny, he swears he can do it. (He also wipes standing up, tho ) Is it an old wives tale that you can't, or is there some validity to his statement? Hell, I've tried before with no success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 20, 2017 Wiping standing up sounds like it would get smeared all over. I am sure there are a few people who can, but for 99.9% of us it's not possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,915 Posted March 20, 2017 Besides my obvious other health issues, I have incredibly bad sinus issues living in the south. The polon count reaches 100% every fawking day. I sneeze, at minimum of twenty times per. I learned long ago how to do it whilst driving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,915 Posted March 20, 2017 I can also blow a load without making the " O face". Play with a hamster and a paper towel roll and not have the urge to let it anally explore my ass like NV was. Not once, but twice. There may be more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted March 20, 2017 I sneeze standing up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted March 20, 2017 Besides my obvious other health issues, I have incredibly bad sinus issues living in the south. The polon count reaches 100% every fawking day. I sneeze, at minimum of twenty times per. I learned long ago how to do it whilst driving. Polon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted March 20, 2017 I sneeze standing up I can wipe with my eyes open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites