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Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes open?

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In my weekly Sunday night convo with Bunny, he swears he can do it. (He also wipes standing up, tho :thumbsdown: )

Is it an old wives tale that you can't, or is there some validity to his statement?

 

Hell, I've tried before with no success. :dunno:

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Wiping standing up sounds like it would get smeared all over.

 

I am sure there are a few people who can, but for 99.9% of us it's not possible

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Besides my obvious other health issues, I have incredibly bad sinus issues living in the south. The polon count reaches 100% every fawking day. I sneeze, at minimum of twenty times per. I learned long ago how to do it whilst driving. :dunno:

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I can also blow a load without making the " O face". Play with a hamster and a paper towel roll and not have the urge to let it anally explore my ass like NV was. Not once, but twice. There may be more.

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Besides my obvious other health issues, I have incredibly bad sinus issues living in the south. The polon count reaches 100% every fawking day. I sneeze, at minimum of twenty times per. I learned long ago how to do it whilst driving. :dunno:

Polon?

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I sneeze standing up

 

I can wipe with my eyes open. :dunno:

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