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#1 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 01:07 AM

 

The first nudist restaurant in the French capital is being forced to close because it cannot put enough people in seats.

 

"O'Naturel" will draw the curtain on nude fine dining in Paris in February after a little over a year despite rave reviews from diners who shed their clothes to slurp oysters and feast on snails, foie gras and asparagus.

But to avoid financial embarrassment, twins Mike and Stephane Saada said they were having to close.

 

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#2 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:06 AM

I hit the "show more" button in your link and only werds appeared. :mad:

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#3 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:48 AM

Yeah, the customers are trying to give the waitresses there more than just a tip.

BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#4 frank

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:07 AM

Their problem was the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#5 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:22 AM

I heard there were veins in the brautwurst.

BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#6 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:59 AM

Most nudists really should keep their clothes on anyway.  


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#7 MDC

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:10 AM

Id be worried about spilling soup in my lap.
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#8 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:13 AM

Were Yogurt balloons on the menu?

#9 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:33 AM

Excuse me.  Do you have any grey poop on....my chair.  :huh:


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#10 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:36 AM

How do guys hide when they are sitting there with their GF and a hot chick walks in and sits at the table next to you?



#11 DonS

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:16 PM

I was confused at first by the headline. Couldn't figure out what "custom" they were referring to at first. Then I realized it was simply "not enough customers".

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#12 RaiderHater's Revenge

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:07 PM

apparently 6 course meals don't go over well


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:12 PM

Their problem was the "no shirt, no shoes, no dice" sign.

Fixored.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:17 PM

What happens if you have to take a shiit there? You walk to the bathroom nude, drop the kids off the pool, wipe and come back to the table sitting your bare stinking ass on the seat? I bet you can really smell the crumplers.
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#15 5-Points

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:27 PM

What happens if you have to take a shiit there? You walk to the bathroom nude, drop the kids off the pool, wipe and come back to the table sitting your bare stinking ass on the seat? I bet you can really smell the crumplers.

It's customary to bring a towel to sit on in these situations. Or so I hear. :ninja:

#16 RaiderHater's Revenge

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:51 PM

What happens if you have to take a shiit there? You walk to the bathroom nude, drop the kids off the pool, wipe and come back to the table sitting your bare stinking ass on the seat? I bet you can really smell the crumplers.

 

its France, they have budays no idea how to spell that stupid word


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#17 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:57 PM

I brought my wife there once.  The waiter tried to push in her stool.  :mad:


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#18 5-Points

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:09 PM

 
its France, they have budays no idea how to spell that stupid word

Bidet.

What I wanna know is, do they have the blow dryers mounted at arse level or do they change the towels after every visit?

#19 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:15 PM

What if a busboy or waiter drops a glass or plate and it shatters next to your table. Who is going under the table to clean it up? You can't stand up because there is glass on the floor.