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#1 SUXBNME

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 09:45 PM

A few minutes ago I'm outside / in my garage on my landline talking to one of you donks and this huge Black Widow kinda introduced itself to me. 

By introduced, I mean scurried down it's spider threads and just kinda hung out there...Sorta in front of my face just daring me to do something about it. 

 

My reaction?  Awww...what a cute little big ass spider you are.  :wub:

My end game?  Get a couple of paper towels and capture him / her (prolly a her) and release it in the street. 

 

Backstory, I've been bit by a baby widder in my bed a few years ago cause I suppose I rolled over on it, and I know that these things produce a trillion offspring, but why am I such a poosay that I can't kill them ? 

 

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#2 wiffleball

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 09:51 PM

Probably one of them Ashkanazi Spiders playing mind tricks on you.
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Posted 09 October 2018 - 09:58 PM

Rubber bands are my weapon of choice, only because a flamethrower isn't reasonable. 

 

I'm a hell of a shot btw!  :headbanger:


             

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 10:05 PM

I dunno. My wife has the same affliction. I kill things.

 

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 10:06 PM

I can't kill crickets and grasshoppers.

Mostly bc of the goosh factor. Ugggh. Blarf.
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#6 BLS

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 10:46 PM

Cuz yer ghey?


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#7 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 11:01 PM

Rubber bands are my weapon of choice, only because a flamethrower isn't reasonable. 

 

I'm a hell of a shot btw!  :headbanger:

 

 

I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm.



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Posted 09 October 2018 - 11:12 PM

 
 
I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm.


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Posted 09 October 2018 - 11:20 PM

 

 

I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm.

 

:lol:

 

Yeah I actually killed a few this year with one of those long lighters, found out that spiders pop when you torch 'em


             

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#10 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 05:06 AM

I dunno. My wife has the same affliction. I kill things.
 
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My girlfriend does too. I told her if I get to it, I'm killing it. I'm not wasting my time trying to catch and release anything, nor do I want it getting away

#11 Alias Detective

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 05:35 AM

I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm.


Hard to believe you and wife are in the same sentence again.

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:06 AM

I don't like killing things either.  Most bugs I will try to catch and let them outside but if a spider is anything larger than itsy bitsy it HAS to die.

 

Spiders skeer me.



#13 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:08 AM

Hard to believe you and wife are in the same sentence again.


Jesus Christ.

How bout, a lighter and a can of hairspray, that belongs not to me but to an unnamed person who lives in my house?

Better?

#14 fandandy

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:11 AM

Jesus Christ.

How bout, a lighter and a can of hairspray, that belongs not to me but to an unnamed person who lives in my house?

Better?

Is that normal in China, people without names just like living with you in the same house?  That seems so weird to me.

 

How does your wife feel about that?



#15 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:13 AM

Is that normal in China, people without names just like living with you in the same house?  That seems so weird to me.
 
How does your wife feel about that?


Sadly, I am prohibited from speaking about either the fact that I live in china, or the fact that I am married. Seems to bother people around here. Sorry.

#16 iam90sbaby

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:25 AM

I just spray them with wasp killer.

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:47 AM

https://www.amazon.c...Sl3L&ref=plSrch

I shoot them with this. 100% of the time it works everytime.

BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


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Posted 10 October 2018 - 07:48 AM

Probably the same reason that you have a land line. You have water on your brain.

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 07:51 AM

Hard to believe you and wife are in the same sentence again.


He didn't use the word you. :dunno:

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#20 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:01 AM

A few minutes ago I'm outside / in my garage on my landline talking to one of you donks and this huge Black Widow kinda introduced itself to me. 

By introduced, I mean scurried down it's spider threads and just kinda hung out there...Sorta in front of my face just daring me to do something about it. 

 

My reaction?  Awww...what a cute little big ass spider you are.  :wub:

My end game?  Get a couple of paper towels and capture him / her (prolly a her) and release it in the street. 

 

Backstory, I've been bit by a baby widder in my bed a few years ago cause I suppose I rolled over on it, and I know that these things produce a trillion offspring, but why am I such a poosay that I can't kill them ? 

 

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#21 MDC

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:09 AM

I will take garden spiders outside. I figure theyre at least eating other insects. We dont get big spiders in the city though. We get house centipedes - maybe once every couple weeks I will see a pretty large one (1-2 inches). They also eat other bugs but nope - fock that. They make spiders look cute by comparison.
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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:11 AM

titans&bucs is married again? 


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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:13 AM

titans&bucs is married again? 


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#24 wiffleball

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 09:21 AM

I find house centipedes literally dissolve when I hit them with Tilex.

I tried the whole living my live thing. Let us spider hanging right above my bed. Woke up with a ginormous spider bite for my trouble. From then on, it's War!

buddy of mine got bit by a brown recluse. I've described that before. Treating that when your muscle tissue literally liquefies? Oh, that's disgusting.
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#25 supermike80

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 09:49 AM

You still have a landline?

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start with this premise..

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#26 nzoner

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 10:00 AM

Was visiting my lil brother just outside Baton Rouge recently and came across this big bastard  :o

 


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#27 wiffleball

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 10:31 AM

Was visiting my lil brother just outside Baton Rouge recently and came across this big bastard  :o

 

Holy shiitballs! That looks exactly like the thing that got loose in the lab in Aliens!  :shocking:


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Posted 10 October 2018 - 10:53 AM

Was visiting my lil brother just outside Baton Rouge recently and came across this big bastard  :o
 


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Posted 10 October 2018 - 11:09 AM

Fake

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#30 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 06:50 PM

I dunno. My wife has the same affliction. I kill things.
 
This thread'll serve as a nice segue to one of Bunny's best stories if he cares to re-tell it.


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Posted 10 October 2018 - 07:17 PM


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Posted 10 October 2018 - 07:20 PM

Because you are the ghey. 

 

and a homo.


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