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#1 Big Guy

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 07:58 PM

I'll start.....

 

JuJu Smith-Schuster  :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* also, you get extra credit if the player is White


             

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#2 frank

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:07 PM

I'll start.....
 
JuJu Smith-Schuster  :lol:
 
 
 
 


That's funny. Not Ha-Ha funny, but still funny.

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:23 PM


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#4 Big Guy

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:40 PM

Barkevious Mingo   :shocking: 

 

 

 

 

 

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#5 tanatastic

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:47 PM

A lot of black names are just misinterpreted by mothers who couldnt spell their own kids name. Basketball player Antawn Jameson comes to mind. People said it was Antwan, but it clearly isnt.

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 08:49 PM

 

OMG DUDE!!!   :lol:

 

Funniest thing I've seen in  long time!  :thumbsup:  Thanks!


             

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 10:54 PM

Pretty much think they should outlaw guys with hyphenated last names. You're not a 70s divorcee for cripes sake.
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#8 Big Guy

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 11:02 PM

Dallas Cowboys contribution.....

 

Chidobe Awuzie

Taco Charlton

L.P. LaDouceur

Justin March-Lillard

Jamize Olawale

Cooper Rush

Leighton Vander Esch


             

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 11:06 PM

Dallas Cowboys contribution.....

 

Chidobe Awuzie

Taco Charlton

L.P. LaDouceur

Justin March-Lillard

Jamize Olawale

Cooper Rush

Leighton Vander Esch sounds like someone from Dawson's Creek


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#10 Big Guy

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Posted 10 October 2018 - 11:14 PM

 

Dallas Cowboys contribution.....

 

Leighton Vander Esch sounds like someone from Dawson's Creek

 

Yes it does.......and man this kid's a stud!  


             

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 04:44 AM

There was a steeler named fakhir...and myron cope.. kept saying focker. It was so hilarious. The other guy was cracking up and kept trying to get him to say fah keer...and myron kept saying focker lol. Damn that was funny. Rip Myron

#12 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 05:31 AM

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 05:54 AM

Dallas Cowboys contribution.....

 

Chidobe Awuzie

Taco Charlton

L.P. LaDouceur

Justin March-Lillard

Jamize Olawale

Cooper Rush

Leighton Vander Esch

 

Cooper Rush is actually a bad-ass name :bandana:


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Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:17 AM

Shamarko Thomas

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 07:22 AM

Mau mau

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 07:26 AM

Haha...i found the myron cope clip

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#17 posty

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 08:22 AM

Ha'Sean Treshon "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 08:34 AM

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix


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Posted 11 October 2018 - 10:35 AM

Hingle McCringleberry

 


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#20 Big Guy

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 10:58 AM

Elisha Nelson Manning

 

:lol:  :headbanger:

 

REALLY?  :lol:


             

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#21 Big Guy

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:00 AM

 

Cooper Rush is actually a bad-ass name :bandana:

 

I agree, and I had high hopes for him last year, but good Lord he sucks right now.


             

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#22 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:02 AM

 
:lol:  :headbanger:
 
REALLY?  :lol:


Yup. It would be better if his name was Tony Romo, but then he wouldn't have two super bowl rings.

#23 Big Guy

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:04 AM

Ha'Sean Treshon "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix

 

:lol:

 

1 of the best ever!


             

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#24 Big Guy

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:09 AM

Yup. It would be better if his name was Tony Romo, but then he wouldn't have two super bowl rings.

 

:doh:


             

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#25 seafoam1

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:37 AM

d'brickashaw ferguson

What?

No man, my name is d'brickashaw. For real. Why you gotta [fill in the blank] like that?

#26 Big Guy

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:42 AM

d'brickashaw ferguson

What?

No man, my name is d'brickashaw. For real. Why you gotta [fill in the blank] like that?

 

:clap:  Good one......I always loved that name!


             

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#27 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:51 PM




Dbrickashaw is in this

#28 Big Guy

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Posted 21 October 2018 - 04:07 PM

Jeremy Sprinkle  :doh:


             

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Posted 23 October 2018 - 07:16 AM

unfunny video

 

Good try, good effort.  5 out of 10


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Posted 23 October 2018 - 07:17 AM

 
Good try, good effort.  5 out of 10


Id give that video a solid 7-8. :thumbsup:
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#31 Big Guy

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 07:45 PM

Prince Amukamara  :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* C'mon guys......very few of you have contributed so far. 


             

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#32 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 06:19 AM

Dak. Stupid name. Dumber than Saquan.

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 09:52 AM

Equanimeous St. Brown


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#34 Big Guy

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 10:00 AM

Dak. Stupid name. Dumber than Saquan.

 

both are stupid


             

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#35 Big Guy

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 10:01 AM

Equanimeous St. Brown

 

is dat for rills?  :lol:


             

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#36 posty

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 12:27 PM

Halapoulivaati Vaitai, OT, Eagles

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 12:31 PM

Equanimeous St. Brown

Full name please.

 

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 12:35 PM

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Santonio Holmes.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#39 Big Guy

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 01:58 PM

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Santonio Holmes.

 

Psych! 


             

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 03:05 PM

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