Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 18, 2018 She got stretch marks on her eyeballs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted May 18, 2018 She has another fat girl that orbits around her. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61 Posted May 18, 2018 I dont get it. Id go with: I get stretch marks on my eyeballs just looking at her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 18, 2018 She jumped in the air and got stuck Always liked that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 18, 2018 In the 80's She wears a VCR as a beeper 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted May 18, 2018 She eats all the chips. I'm bad at this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo mamma's so fat she is at exceptionally high risk for heart disease and diabetes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo mamma's so fat she has to use a scooter at wal-mart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo mamma's so fat that people tell yo mamma jokes about her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 18, 2018 Her blood type is gravy. The crew of Star Trek used her gravitational pull to achieve time travel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo momma so fat her dress size says Sleeps 9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted May 18, 2018 Anyone ever bang a fat chick? I'm not talking chubby or a little bigger. I mean a 100 pounds or more over weight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grace Under Pressure 9 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 18, 2018 Anyone ever bang a fat chick? I'm not talking chubby or a little bigger. I mean a 100 pounds or more over weight? Yea, your mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo momma so fat she has to resort to sleeping with djgb to get action. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo momma so fat she has to resort to sleeping with djgb to get action. You've been taking your funny pills lately I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 18, 2018 You mama's so fat she gets the group discount at Golden Corral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo mama's so fat her High School yearbook picture is an aerial photograph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo momma's so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vince44 202 Posted May 18, 2018 Yo momma's so fat that she's got enough rolls to open up a bread shop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,204 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo mama's so fat she keeps dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo momma's so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo momma so fat, when she skips a meal the stock market drops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted May 19, 2018 She's got a bounty out on Han Solo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach the tide won't come in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,642 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo Mommas so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "one at a time please" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo mommas so fat, even the GC can make fun of her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted May 19, 2018 Even tanatastic says "nah". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo momma so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone she is in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo momma so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone she is in. Yo momma so fat God uses her as a sun dial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted May 19, 2018 "Yo mommas so stupid, she gave your uncle a blow job because he said it would help his unemployment." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted May 19, 2018 Anyone ever bang a fat chick? I'm not talking chubby or a little bigger. I mean a 100 pounds or more over weight? Your Mom. DJGB13 and I tag teamed her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo mama so fat, she shop at Forever 20 ton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 19, 2018 Even tanatastic says "nah". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 19, 2018 Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said To be continued Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 7, 2018 Yo mommas so fat Thanos had to snap twice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,642 Posted June 7, 2018 Yo Mommas so fat she couldn't fly on Digbys private plane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
