Name something you do that others would think is strange

[drobeski 3,061]

Worms and MDC two "men" who seek message board and contractor help for any possible man tasks around the house, no matter how miniscule.

[MDC 5,877]

Worms and MDC two "men" who seek message board and contractor help for any possible man tasks around the house, no matter how miniscule.

Getting the smell out of a house is a "man task."

[wiffleball 4,631]

Getting the smell out of a house is a "man task."

do you have any idea how heavy Philly bear is?

[CantTouchThis 23]

Oh that's a good one. At night, when I'm in bed, I do various non sexual fantasies. NFL QB, I'll be a character from GOT, something like that.

I do all of these. I will put myself into shows and movies and create my own character and try to figure out how I would react in a situation a character on the show was in. I think I have done this in every single movie and show I've watched. I just assumed everyone did this in some way.

 

I really hate constantly being around other people. I am a very social and somewhat active person, but if I don't get at least a few hours to just chill by myself every day, I get incredibly stressed out. This is why I will never get married and definitely not have kids. Couldn't do it. Don't get how other people can do it. People do find this really weird, but I think THEY are weird.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Worms and MDC two "men" who seek message board and contractor help for any possible man tasks around the house, no matter how miniscule.

I don't know what you're referring to here

[jerryskids 5,172]

I do all of these. I will put myself into shows and movies and create my own character and try to figure out how I would react in a situation a character on the show was in. I think I have done this in every single movie and show I've watched. I just assumed everyone did this in some way.

 

I really hate constantly being around other people. I am a very social and somewhat active person, but if I don't get at least a few hours to just chill by myself every day, I get incredibly stressed out. This is why I will never get married and definitely not have kids. Couldn't do it. Don't get how other people can do it. People do find this really weird, but I think THEY are weird.

When I golfed regularly my goto sleep thought was a repeating smooth swing and watching the ball fly in a perfect arc with a slight draw. Better than counting sheep. But I've barely golfed in years so it turned into a shank, so I'm looking for a new one.

[BudBro 116]

When I golfed regularly my goto sleep thought was a repeating smooth swing and watching the ball fly in a perfect arc with a slight draw. Better than counting sheep. But I've barely golfed in years so it turned into a shank, so I'm looking for a new one.

jk, a shank is a an over-the-top movement of the right shoulder, now your hands must cast the clubface to square the face. the swing thought is that the right shoulder stays back and down...no more shanky your wanky. sweet dreams sunshine...the draw is back.

[gocolts 300]

 

 

I used to listen to a scanner at night sometimes. Before cell phones went digital you could listen to peoples private conversations. Real life soap operas. Very entertaining.

Oh yeah. Cordless phones, cell phones, and baby monitors. I once heard some folks having sex in the room with the baby monitor. You could literally hear him pumping her and bodies slapping.

[jerryskids 5,172]

jk, a shank is a an over-the-top movement of the right shoulder, now your hands must cast the clubface to square the face. the swing thought is that the right shoulder stays back and down...no more shanky your wanky. sweet dreams sunshine...the draw is back.

Well, I took a little artistic license. I don't really have the shank vision; it is more that the thought has faded and/or when I think of it, I think more about how I don't golf anymore vs. getting the relaxing effect.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Oh yeah. Cordless phones, cell phones, and baby monitors. I once heard some folks having sex in the room with the baby monitor. You could literally hear him pumping her and bodies slapping.

Got my first scanner for Christmas. Turned it on while opening presents with the whole family. Tuned into the cell phone frequencies and heard a guy on the other end threaten to kill his brother for not bringing the turkey he promised to bring to brunch. Brother hangs up and called his possey. My mom made me turn it off.

[gocolts 300]

Got my first scanner for Christmas. Turned it on while opening presents with the whole family. Tuned into the cell phone frequencies and heard a guy on the other end threaten to kill his brother for not bringing the turkey he promised to bring to brunch. Brother hangs up and called his possey. My mom made me turn it off.

 

Many years back, there was this supposed haunted house about 3 blocks from me. Only one other house is near it on this back road. It was called the Ozzy House.

 

So I am listening to cell phones and hear this group of girls coming from Newburgh to see this Ozzy House in Chandler. Newburgh folks are general scared of Chandler folks for some reason. Well, about two blocks before you get to this house on this road, there is another little back road called Lovers lane because that is where we all use to go to fock our girlfriends in high school. It has an entire canopy of trees and is very secluded, even though it is right next to a busy road.

 

At the time, I had a big 4 wheel drive truck with huge tires on it for mudding and sh1t. I grab my scanner(Always had a mobile scanner) and jump in the truck to try and scare these girls. I get to lovers lane, pull off to the side of the road, and turn my lights out. It was about 1 A.M. I KNEW which way they were coming because they were talking on the cell phone with some of their girlfriends.

 

As they get to Chandler, they start to talk about how they hear crazy folks lives in Chandler. You would have thought, by the way they were talking, that those Wrong Turn movies were based on Chandler folks. THey worked themselves up real good over Chandler folks and this Ozzy House. When they turn on lovers lane, I am sitting their ready. When they get several car lengths onto lovers lane, I hit the lights, which are on bright btw. I heard them all scream because they are still yapping on the cell phone and my scanner is tuned to their phone frequency. Right as they go past me still screaming, I nail the throttle and spin around, it was a gravel road. THey freak and start thinking some guy is going to rape and kill them all.

 

THey fly past the Ozzy house, never stopping. They all are still screaming and saying sh1t like "I am NEVER coming to Chandler again" and "This guy is going to kill us".

[IGotWorms 3,302]

 

Many years back, there was this supposed haunted house about 3 blocks from me. Only one other house is near it on this back road. It was called the Ozzy House.

 

So I am listening to cell phones and hear this group of girls coming from Newburgh to see this Ozzy House in Chandler. Newburgh folks are general scared of Chandler folks for some reason. Well, about two blocks before you get to this house on this road, there is another little back road called Lovers lane because that is where we all use to go to fock our girlfriends in high school. It has an entire canopy of trees and is very secluded, even though it is right next to a busy road.

 

At the time, I had a big 4 wheel drive truck with huge tires on it for mudding and sh1t. I grab my scanner(Always had a mobile scanner) and jump in the truck to try and scare these girls. I get to lovers lane, pull off to the side of the road, and turn my lights out. It was about 1 A.M. I KNEW which way they were coming because they were talking on the cell phone with some of their girlfriends.

 

As they get to Chandler, they start to talk about how they hear crazy folks lives in Chandler. You would have thought, by the way they were talking, that those Wrong Turn movies were based on Chandler folks. THey worked themselves up real good over Chandler folks and this Ozzy House. When they turn on lovers lane, I am sitting their ready. When they get several car lengths onto lovers lane, I hit the lights, which are on bright btw. I heard them all scream because they are still yapping on the cell phone and my scanner is tuned to their phone frequency. Right as they go past me still screaming, I nail the throttle and spin around, it was a gravel road. THey freak and start thinking some guy is going to rape and kill them all.

 

THey fly past the Ozzy house, never stopping. They all are still screaming and saying sh1t like "I am NEVER coming to Chandler again" and "This guy is going to kill us".

You guys could probably work on your tourism pitch

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

 

Many years back, there was this supposed haunted house about 3 blocks from me. Only one other house is near it on this back road. It was called the Ozzy House.

 

So I am listening to cell phones and hear this group of girls coming from Newburgh to see this Ozzy House in Chandler. Newburgh folks are general scared of Chandler folks for some reason. Well, about two blocks before you get to this house on this road, there is another little back road called Lovers lane because that is where we all use to go to fock our girlfriends in high school. It has an entire canopy of trees and is very secluded, even though it is right next to a busy road.

 

At the time, I had a big 4 wheel drive truck with huge tires on it for mudding and sh1t. I grab my scanner(Always had a mobile scanner) and jump in the truck to try and scare these girls. I get to lovers lane, pull off to the side of the road, and turn my lights out. It was about 1 A.M. I KNEW which way they were coming because they were talking on the cell phone with some of their girlfriends.

 

As they get to Chandler, they start to talk about how they hear crazy folks lives in Chandler. You would have thought, by the way they were talking, that those Wrong Turn movies were based on Chandler folks. THey worked themselves up real good over Chandler folks and this Ozzy House. When they turn on lovers lane, I am sitting their ready. When they get several car lengths onto lovers lane, I hit the lights, which are on bright btw. I heard them all scream because they are still yapping on the cell phone and my scanner is tuned to their phone frequency. Right as they go past me still screaming, I nail the throttle and spin around, it was a gravel road. THey freak and start thinking some guy is going to rape and kill them all.

 

THey fly past the Ozzy house, never stopping. They all are still screaming and saying sh1t like "I am NEVER coming to Chandler again" and "This guy is going to kill us".

"Franklin......give me that flashlight!!!!!"

[gocolts 300]

You guys could probably work on your tourism pitch

 

"Franklin......give me that flashlight!!!!!"

HA. I LOVED that movie, if you are talking about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre that is.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

 

HA. I LOVED that movie, if you are talking about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre that is.

I knew yous get that reference. Funny.

 

I used to do "skip traces" when I was a Private Investigator. The best way to stay out of civil court is to not get served. It was my job to serve subpoenas to those that didn't want to be. My success rate was 97.0%. I ruled! I once served a subpoena to a guy sitting in his dentist chair having a wisdom tooth removed. How? Listening in on his cell phone doing a skip trace the night before using my scanner knowing were he'd be. His wife told me his and hers entire schedule thinking they'd get free tickets to the movies by answering questions I told them would help Neilson Ratings experts.

 

To easy. Served and delivered.

[wiffleball 4,631]

lots of major lies going on right now in this thread.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

lots of major lies going on right now in this thread.

Really? You'd be an easy target. Just saying.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

lots of major lies going on right now in this thread.

 

I believe that gocolts hasn't had a haircut in two years

[rholio 339]

[OldMaid 1,838]

I believe that gocolts hasn't had a haircut in two years

I believe the residents of Chandler could be mistaken for those guys in the Wrong Turn movie.

[Voltaire 4,554]

I believe the residents of Chandler could be mistaken for those guys in the Wrong Turn movie.

Or Deliverance.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Or Deliverance.

I finally have found a use for this emoji.

[shotsup 831]

This thread got real nerdy real fast.

[naomi 343]

Trimmer broke.

 

If you ever get bored...

[gocolts 300]

 

If you ever get bored...

I have done the uncooked spaghetti noodle, only a couple though. . No way in hell would I do the long matches on fire.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I have done the uncooked spaghetti noodle, only a couple though. . No way in hell would I do the long matches on fire.

He's talking about putting it in your beard, not inserting it in your d!ckhole.

 

Hth

[parrot 789]

I enjoy irrigating my sinuses.

[patweisers44 697]

I enjoy irrigating my sinuses.

Focking Neti Pots are awesome, especially during allergy season.

[shotsup 831]

If I miss type or misspell a word I backspace all the way back to correct it even if I notice it a few words down the line. I am not a good typer I do this very often

[parrot 789]

Focking Neti Pots are awesome, especially during allergy season.

 

If you are still using the actual Neti Pot, I highly recommend the squeeze bottle type.

[patweisers44 697]

If you are still using the actual Neti Pot, I highly recommend the squeeze bottle top.

I tried those a couple times and couldn't get the hang of it so I didn't feel like I was getting 100% of the value. At certain times when the neti is done right some of the shiot that comes out is ungodly.

[parrot 789]

I tried those a couple times and couldn't get the hang of it so I didn't feel like I was getting 100% of the value. At certain times when the neti is done right some of the shiot that comes out is ungodly.

 

Oh dood... I had sinus surgery a week ago Monday- deviated septum repair and turbinate reduction. Part of the aftercare is nose rinses 4-6 times a day. I've had bloody, lumpy, strings of snot and boogers coming out of my nose every day. It's like pulling nightcrawlers out of the ground, only it comes out of your nose.

[wiffleball 4,631]

I can't say much, but it involves lena Dunham's little sister...

[MTSkiBum 1,593]

I do not really like pickles, but I like drinking Clausen's pickle juice.

[shotsup 831]

I do not really like pickles, but I like drinking Clausen's pickle juice.

Freak

[parrot 789]

I do not really like pickles, but I like drinking Clausen's pickle juice.

 

Clausen is his boss's name. He's moving right up the ladder around there.