BroncoBilly

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85 year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing." Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing." We even called up Karen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing ' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

Chinatown (thriller)

Scarface (action)

Time limit?

I really dont follow baseball to much but...Isnt he pretty much out for the year his whole career?

Just like Barbaro...we are about to put this dead horse down !!!!

The dunk was unreal.....

My turn yet ???

Sweet & Sour Pork Fried Rice Egg Foo Young

I believe...The Truth is Out There

The voice of experince

Happy Birthday !!!!

The Breakfast Club (Drama)

The Godfather (drama) Sorry I forgot to add the II That is Godfather II (drama)

Go to Canon City on the week of May 4th-6th. Canon City Music & Blossom Festival will be going on. It is pretty cool.....nothing but a big party. Big Pete....No Shiat huh? Your mom & dad own the daylight donuts there.....Hell I've probably bought enough from there to make their house payment.