Road rage

[penultimatestraw 473]

Read about the dude who shot and killed a girl competing to merge. Obviously that's an extreme, but what's the worst road rage you've experienced?

 

I've had someone stop and pound on my windshield at a stoplight after I unintentionally cut them off in traffic, another guy cut me off and slam on his brakes, stopping completely in an open lane while yelling all sorts of expletives (not sure what I did). While cycling, I've had a couple people yell, honk and spit on me after I'd taken the lane.

 

Admittedly, I'm an aggressive driver, though I'm mellowing with age. I've given plenty of people the finger, yelled my share of curse words and competed to merge necessitating driving on the shoulder. Never had anything escalate outside the car or truly felt threatened though.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,633]

That Fockin loser was never going to leave his shite town and that girl was going somewhere. I wish much pain and years of torture upon him.

[penultimatestraw 473]

That Fockin loser was never going to leave his shite town and that girl was going somewhere. I wish much pain and years of torture upon him.

He is a trainer. I bet he uses PEDs, fueling his road rage.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,633]

He is a trainer. I bet he uses PEDs, fueling his road rage.

Probably. Hope he makes bail and gets dealt with. I'll buy the rope.

[shotsup 832]

I don't know the story. Link ?

[penultimatestraw 473]

I don't know the story. Link ?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Road+rage+killing

[shotsup 832]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Road+rage+killing

Thanks D1ck. Was more work then just providing the actual link so - you lose.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I screamed at people daily on my bike in my last city, because they were constantly almost killing me.

 

Worst I ever did was grab some guys phone and throw it. He had just hit me, and then yelled at me. I lost it, chucked his phone in the bushes, called him a few choice things in Chinese and bailed.

 

The time I got hit in the face with a loogie was another similar incident.

 

I'm glad I don't drive anymore. Never had any issue with that in the states, as people know how to drive there.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Thanks D1ck. Was more work then just providing the actual link so - you lose.

I gave you a whole page of links

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

Being an insurance adjuster for thirty years and handling accidents and liability claims, I've seen some crazy sh!t. Taken recorded statements and read thousands of police reports. I'd like to tell the story about Wade Boggs getting into an accident on I-10 in Metairie and restraining himself whilst a young Asian girl accused him of being "Bid stoopid man"

Or Nicholas Cage getting his suicde Lincoln that was stolen and three 15 year old black kids hit a telephone pole when they ran from the NOPD. And how the city and Entergy wanted him to pay for everything.

 

But, I'm getting tired of sharing.

 

You want boring crap ass? I'll continue with boring. Trump sucks.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,633]

Being an insurance adjuster for thirty years and handling accidents and liability claims, I've seen some crazy sh!t. Taken recorded statements and read thousands of police reports. I'd like to tell the story about Wade Boggs getting into an accident on I-10 in Metairie and restraining himself whilst a young Asian girl accused him of being "Bid stoopid man"

Or Nicholas Cage getting his suicde Lincoln that was stolen and three 15 year old black kids hit a telephone pole when they ran from the NOPD. And how the city and Entergy wanted him to pay for everything.

 

But, I'm getting tired of sharing.

 

You want boring crap ass? I'll continue with boring. Trump sucks.

Because of Fockin wiffleball? Come on man, that guy isn't in your class.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

Um...

 

Where's the wiffle/bunny slap fight?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Being an insurance adjuster for thirty years and handling accidents and liability claims, I've seen some crazy sh!t. Taken recorded statements and read thousands of police reports. I'd like to tell the story about Wade Boggs getting into an accident on I-10 in Metairie and restraining himself whilst a young Asian girl accused him of being "Bid stoopid man"

Or Nicholas Cage getting his suicde Lincoln that was stolen and three 15 year old black kids hit a telephone pole when they ran from the NOPD. And how the city and Entergy wanted him to pay for everything.

 

But, I'm getting tired of sharing.

 

You want boring crap ass? I'll continue with boring. Trump sucks.

:sad:

[wiffleball 4,640]

 

Where's the wiffle/bunny slap fight?

You might want to check out the "n-word" thread.

 

Bunny got totally busted trying to claim did Daddy's involvement in the whole Alabama Integration thing.

 

I think his mistake was in ya know, trying to BS about one of the most written about and photographed incidents of that time.

 

and heck, I didn't even get around to Posse Comitatus...

[shotsup 832]

Being an insurance adjuster for thirty years and handling accidents and liability claims, I've seen some crazy sh!t. Taken recorded statements and read thousands of police reports. I'd like to tell the story about Wade Boggs getting into an accident on I-10 in Metairie and restraining himself whilst a young Asian girl accused him of being "Bid stoopid man"

Or Nicholas Cage getting his suicde Lincoln that was stolen and three 15 year old black kids hit a telephone pole when they ran from the NOPD. And how the city and Entergy wanted him to pay for everything.

 

But, I'm getting tired of sharing.

 

You want boring crap ass? I'll continue with boring. Trump sucks.

Come on bro if you and me can't share stories this place ain't sh1t.

 

Everytime I hear Metairie I think of my time in NOLA. I always stayed at the La Quinta inn - there was a Denny's in the same parking lot.

Not going to lie I drove blackout drunk everytime from the Quarter to the hotel everytime.

4 Halloweens on a row.

Don't know how I survived.

Got an awesome tattoo on 10/28/89 in Metairie LA.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Went through a round a bout near Atlanta and see this red car riding my a$$ down to the stop light. Out jumps a little white trash chick (can size = two silver dollar pancakes) comes storming up to my driver's side window, yelling. I rolled down the window and she's yelling "you don't know about right away in a round a bout?!!"

 

My reply was "I didn't cut you off and what you're doing right now is dangerous. You don't know who I am little girl or if I have a weapon. Get back in your car".

 

She then goes into the "Are you threatening me a$$hole?"

 

I said "No but you're out of your car and raging at me so a cop investigating would assume you were threatening me. Get back in your car".

 

I then proceeded to wait until the light turned amber then went, further enraging her.

[DankNuggs 305]

my friends and i when we were young used to play a game of reverse chicken on a busy 4 lane road. (2 lanes each way)... We'd be in two cars in the two lanes going the same speed. Then we would slow down well below speed limit. Cars would start piling up in back of us honking, flipping fingers and basically raging. First guy to speed up or get out of the way loses.... Was always hilarity. People used to get so unbelievably mad lol

[Bier Meister 1,513]

You might want to check out the "n-word" thread.

 

Bunny got totally busted trying to claim did Daddy's involvement in the whole Alabama Integration thing.

 

I think his mistake was in ya know, trying to BS about one of the most written about and photographed incidents of that time.

 

and heck, I didn't even get around to Posse Comitatus...

 

ah...haven't been in there for a little bit. after reading it, do you think he was bsing or just had a bad memory?

[5-Points 2,728]

I used to chew. Many a spitter has been thrown through a car window. The look of utter disgust was always amusing.

 

I've toned it down considerably over the years. I try to avoid confrontation these days. Too much to lose for zero gain.

 

I had some business cards printed up a couple of years ago that say:

 

YOU SUCK AT PARKING

don't drive it if you can't park it

you should be ashamed of yourself

 

 

 

I leave those on people's cars. Unfortunately, I'm usually not around to see the reaction.

[tanatastic 2,061]

I cannot stand road ragers. My dad is the worst kind. He will yell and scream at a so,utterly anyone that is even close to him. Anyone that gets in front of him cut him off, anyone behind him is riding his ass. Anyone who does anything is doing it wrong. Me, I never get even slightly mad. Not a peep and have never hit my horn. I am immune to road rage.

[drobeski 3,061]

my friends and i when we were young used to play a game of reverse chicken on a busy 4 lane road. (2 lanes each way)... We'd be in two cars in the two lanes going the same speed. Then we would slow down well below speed limit. Cars would start piling up in back of us honking, flipping fingers and basically raging. First guy to speed up or get out of the way loses.... Was always hilarity. People used to get so unbelievably mad lol

its too bad neither of you got a beat down, you would have deserved it.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

my friends and i when we were young used to play a game of reverse chicken on a busy 4 lane road. (2 lanes each way)... We'd be in two cars in the two lanes going the same speed. Then we would slow down well below speed limit. Cars would start piling up in back of us honking, flipping fingers and basically raging. First guy to speed up or get out of the way loses.... Was always hilarity. People used to get so unbelievably mad lol

We used to do that too.

 

And yes, we deserved a beating.

[kozmiq 70]

My Grandpa passed away a couple of years ago. Several people spoke about him at the funeral. I was one.

This is what I said:

 

When I was 8-9 years old, I was riding with my Grandpa in his car going through Tysons Corner. Stopped at a red light, some big goofy looking sucker came walking up from behind and snatched open my Grandpa's door and ranted and screamed at him about something. Then the lug reached in and grabbed the keys from the ignition. He probably thought twice about leaving us there so he threw the keys at my Grandpa and hit him in the leg. Nothing serious but the yelling and screaming freaked me out. I remember crying but softly. I could see Grandpa was affected by that. And this wasn't over.

 

As the traffic began moving again, the assshole whizzed past us with his middle finger in the air.

As we progressed down the road towards Falls Church we could see the jerk in front of us, a few cars ahead. Then 8-10 cars ahead. Finally we could see that guy turn right and into a church parking lot. It wasn't a Sunday and the church housed other things.

By the time we got up to that point, the jerk was already inside the building. So my Grandpa turned right and drove just past the church and turned in along a tree line. He looked at me and asked if I remember how I let the air out of my sister's bicycle tire. Then he handed me a key from his chain and told me to sneak over there and let the air out of the jerk's car back tire.

I did but didn't stop with just one back tire, I flattened em both. Then hustled back to my Grandpa's car.

I asked if we were gonna wait to watch the guy find his tires flat but Grandpa said the fun was done.

 

We drove away on our journey laughing and thinking of how the jerk would react when he found his tires flat.

 

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[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

My Grandpa passed away a couple of years ago. Several people spoke about him at the funeral. I was one.

This is what I said:

 

When I was 8-9 years old, I was riding with my Grandpa in his car going through Tysons Corner. Stopped at a red light, some big goofy looking sucker came walking up from behind and snatched open my Grandpa's door and ranted and screamed at him about something. Then the lug reached in and grabbed the keys from the ignition. He probably thought twice about leaving us there so he threw the keys at my Grandpa and hit him in the leg. Nothing serious but the yelling and screaming freaked me out. I remember crying but softly. I could see Grandpa was affected by that. And this wasn't over.

 

As the traffic began moving again, the assshole whizzed past us with his middle finger in the air.

As we progressed down the road towards Falls Church we could see the jerk in front of us, a few cars ahead. Then 8-10 cars ahead. Finally we could see that guy turn right and into a church parking lot. It wasn't a Sunday and the church housed other things.

By the time we got up to that point, the jerk was already inside the building. So my Grandpa turned right and drove just past the church and turned in along a tree line. He looked at me and asked if I remember how I let the air out of my sister's bicycle tire. Then he handed me a key from his chain and told me to sneak over there and let the air out of the jerk's car back tire.

I did but didn't stop with just one back tire, I flattened em both. Then hustled back to my Grandpa's car.

I asked if we were gonna wait to watch the guy find his tires flat but Grandpa said the fun was done.

 

We drove away on our journey laughing and thinking of how the jerk would react when he found his tires flat.

 

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So the guy already has committed an assault in front of a child, and the guy decides to fock with him some more. Not only that, he decides to send an 8 year old to do his (criminal) dirty work for him.

 

Nice example.

[kozmiq 70]

So the guy already has committed an assault in front of a child, and the guy decides to fock with him some more. Not only that, he decides to send an 8 year old to do his (criminal) dirty work for him.

 

Nice example.

 

Read it again.

[shotsup 832]

So the guy already has committed an assault in front of a child, and the guy decides to fock with him some more. Not only that, he decides to send an 8 year old to do his (criminal) dirty work for him.

 

Nice example.

I don't think you have it right although yeah he did have an 8 year old do his dirty work.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I don't think you have it right although yeah did he have an 8 year old do his dirty work.

Ok. I read it "threw his keys at him, and hit him in the leg." My bad. Still kinda reckless though.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Ok. I read it "threw his keys at him, and hit him in the leg." My bad. Still kinda reckless though.

 

I would have stabbed that guy in the face with a soldering iron.

[shotsup 832]

 

I would have stabbed that guy in the face with a soldering iron.

Not to speak ill of the dead but that grandfather seemed like a pvssy. I was hoping he was going to beat the piss out of the guy in front of a nun and alter boy.