Tell a Drunk Story - we all have one

[shotsup 832]

I have a lot. I can write a book. Not kidding.

 

Spermoff from another thread that I spent 4 Halloweens in NOLA 88/89/90/91.

 

Recap. Drove drunk every night/morning -not proud. Stayed in LaQuinta Inn with a Denny's in same parking lot.

 

So this one morning stopped at Denny's and buddy went in to get food for us and I stayed in the van. Saw a cop and panicked. Drove over to next shopping center.

 

Met buddy in Denny's - long story short. Next day couldn't find the van keys. Then couldn't find the van. He remembered I said I moved it.

 

Finally found it. IT WAS STILL RUNNING. like 10 hours later. Unlocked.

 

Dumb drunk kid.