trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 You have two choices.... Bunch of money, killer job with great pay, early retirement, chill life, the wife, kids, etc or You give it all up (except your kids of course, that would be mean ), you're pretty much destitute, work for 14 bucks an hour, hate your job, everyday is a grind, but you get to fock this for the rest of your life.... http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/Katrina---Alabama/Screen-Shot-2018-06-18-at-12.58.01-PM.png Which do you choose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 20, 2018 Do I get to fock her on the moon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 20, 2018 Do I get to fock her on the moon? At 14 bucks an hour??? You shoulda chose A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Option 1 Oh so your pecker don't work anymore? Sorry to hear that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Do I get to fock her on the moon? Sure, wherever you want to buddy. She's all yours to do with as you wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 20, 2018 Sure, wherever you want to buddy. She's all yours to do with as you wish. You should take a break and wax your dolphin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted June 20, 2018 Oh so your pecker don't work anymore? Sorry to hear that. You never said the wife in option 1 isn't hot. That's the route I chose IRL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 You never said the wife in option 1 isn't hot. That's the route I chose IRL. It's real life so your real life wife. So no, she is not hot. She is a wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted June 20, 2018 You have two choices.... Bunch of money, killer job with great pay, early retirement, chill life, the wife, kids, etc or You give it all up (except your kids of course, that would be mean ), you're pretty much destitute, work for 14 bucks an hour, hate your job, everyday is a grind, but you get to fock this for the rest of your life.... http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/Katrina---Alabama/Screen-Shot-2018-06-18-at-12.58.01-PM.png Which do you choose? Yup. This guy is definitely as shallow and insubstantial as Newbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 You should take a break and wax your dolphin. I was thinking about going to see the spankees play.... Or maybe watch some spanktravision…. Because, you know, I'm a fat guy in a little coat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Yup. This guy is definitely as shallow and insubstantial as Newbs. Ouch, the words hurt. This guy afraid to pick because he doesn't want to offend women's sensibilities? He's a "nice guy"? LOL, you funny man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted June 20, 2018 Ouch, the words hurt. This guy afraid to pick because he doesn't want to offend women's sensibilities? He's a "nice guy"? LOL, you funny man. No, I thought it was because the choice of #1 is a no-brainer to everyone but someone without a brain. Hence the doxxing. Sorry 'bout that. If you want a nuanced answer, though, I can do that. I pick #1 23 of 24 hours in the day. I pick #2 for one hour per day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,379 Posted June 20, 2018 Bunch of money, killer job with great pay, early retirement, chill life, the wife, kids, etc Easy choice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 No, I thought it was because the choice of #1 is a no-brainer to everyone but someone without a brain. Hence the doxxing. Sorry 'bout that. If you want a nuanced answer, though, I can do that. I pick #1 23 of 24 hours in the day. I pick #2 for one hour per day. I was just about to call you a pretentious, arrogant, condescending little punk. And tell you to lighten up, but you redeemed yourself. Not a bad choice but you're cheating. Yes in real life you could do that. Just grab an escort once in awhile and hope your wife doesn't catch you. But this isn't real life. This is a fun question. Have to pick a side, one or the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Easy choice Really? Wow, I am surprised. Most dudes I talk to choose a hot chick over money. I definitely would and have. I'm twice divorced, pay a sh!t ton in support, am alone and bangin broads, will probably never settle down again, but got ZERO regrets about it. In fact I wish there was a way we as men could have the kids (and spend a lot of time with them) but no wife unless she looked like that broad and didn't speak English. That would be ideal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted June 20, 2018 I was just about to call you a pretentious, arrogant, condescending little punk. And tell you to lighten up, but you redeemed yourself. And I was going to call you a shallow as a puddle troglodyte misanthrope, but I decided upon Newbie instead. j/k Not a bad choice but you're cheating. Yes in real life you could do that. Just grab an escort once in awhile and hope your wife doesn't catch you. But this isn't real life. This is a fun question. Have to pick a side, one or the other. Yeah, it's #1, and it's not close. I wouldn't marry someone I'm not physically attracted to, and I'd also have to be intellectually engaged. #1 is immensely more fulfilling. #2 - I don't care who they are - eventually just is a hole to put your in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,726 Posted June 20, 2018 Really? Wow, I am surprised. Most dudes I talk to choose a hot chick over money. Buncha dopes. If you have a lot of money you can get all the hot chick's you want. Why settle for one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,379 Posted June 20, 2018 Really? Wow, I am surprised. Most dudes I talk to choose a hot chick over money. I definitely would and have. I'm twice divorced, pay a sh!t ton in support, am alone and bangin broads, will probably never settle down again, but got ZERO regrets about it. In fact I wish there was a way we as men could have the kids (and spend a lot of time with them) but no wife unless she looked like that broad and didn't speak English. That would be ideal. How old are these dudes? I'm assuming that chick offers nothing, but her looks to the relationship. Her looks will fade over time. Choosing happiness over a hot women is no question in my mind. Besides if you have a good job making good money pretty women will be available. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Buncha dopes. If you have a lot of money you can get all the hot chick's you want. Why settle for one? Yeah but chicks that are with you just because they want something from you suck. I'm so past that sh!t. If they're not in the moment, not sucking my d!ck because they enjoy it and my company, fock 'em. I mean I'm not settling down anyway but the obvious gold diggers I throw a bang and toss 'em. Where as I'll date a groovy chick for awhile, share some time. To each his own I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 185 Posted June 20, 2018 You have two choices.... Bunch of money, killer job with great pay, early retirement, chill life, the wife, kids, etc or You give it all up (except your kids of course, that would be mean ), you're pretty much destitute, work for 14 bucks an hour, hate your job, everyday is a grind, but you get to fock this for the rest of your life.... http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/Katrina---Alabama/Screen-Shot-2018-06-18-at-12.58.01-PM.png Which do you choose? That is my wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 20, 2018 Easy answer. Take option #1 and I could buy myself a woman like that to marrry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 How old are these dudes? I'm assuming that chick offers nothing, but her looks to the relationship. Her looks will fade over time. Choosing happiness over a hot women is no question in my mind. Besides if you have a good job making good money pretty women will be available. I see this man assumes women are more than just sexual objects for us to desire. This chap seeks a deeper connection, a bond, a mate that is his equal physically, emotionally, and mentally. Either that or he wants to be rich and just pay escorts. Not really sure here, could be both I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Easy answer. Take option #1 and I could buy myself a woman like that to marry Yeah but women who are only with you because they want something (aka money grubbing hoes) really suck. Seriously, they are a drag to be around. Like I said above, I'll bang a cutie that's looking for a man to take care of her once or twice then I'm done. But a chill chick, a chick who actually appreciates you and your time, doesn't care about or need your money, is far better company. It's like night and day, not even close. This kind of chick I'll see for awhile. In fact dating one now, been about a month. Still get something on the side but I enjoy this girls company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 20, 2018 Here is what some people just don't understand - no matter how hot she is, there will be some guy who just gets sick of focking the same snatch for the rest of his life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 20, 2018 Money is always the answer. With money you can buy or obtain anything else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GuardBum 73 Posted June 20, 2018 Been married 23+ years. Nothing between the 2 of us really is off the table sexually so it's not even 1 hole we're limited to. Throw some porn on a get a different visual while going at it, she says. Get the right woman and everything you've worked for (money, job, kids, planning earlier retirement) you don't mind and even want to share with that woman. Things like that make her everlasting hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted June 20, 2018 1. Without a doubt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Been married 23+ years. Nothing between the 2 of us really is off the table sexually so it's not even 1 hole we're limited to. Throw some porn on a get a different visual while going at it, she says. Get the right woman and everything you've worked for (money, job, kids, planning earlier retirement) you don't mind and even want to share with that woman. Things like that make her everlasting hot. I am jealous. You are a lucky man. Last time I felt like that was probably back when I was 14 or 15 years old. Slut banged my friend and I've been singin this song ever since..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAMrCOsnRXs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Here is what some people just don't understand - no matter how hot she is, there will be some guy who just gets sick of focking the same snatch for the rest of his life. Very true sir, it does get old pretty quick. Nothing better than some strange for sure. Sometimes part of me wishes I wasn't the way I am but part of me couldn't be happier lol. I am conflicted. But it is in mans DNA to spread his seed. Just like its in a women's nature to seek shelter and protection (money grubbing hoes lol). So I figure if they're ok with their nature I can be ok with mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
