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Whenever my son and I are off to do something fun I tell him, "Let's kick the tires and light the fires!". Then we Top Gun high five. He's 7 and thinks it's awesome now. I'm sure I'm only 5 years away from the heavy eye roll when I say it.

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"Not unless Round is Funny" ~ Raising Arizona

 

"I don't know, they had Yoda's and shi+ on 'em" ~ Raising Arizona

 

"We got a pool and a pond, pond's good for you" ~ Caddyshack

 

"Mommy" :lol: ~ Ace Ventura "When Nature Calls"

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Baby steps

If I only had a brain

Surely, you can't be serious

It's only a flesh wound

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while

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It's not personal, its strictly business.

 

I will use every means necessary, fair and unfair, to trip you up and expose your weaknesses.......

 

I beg to differ.....in Doc Holliday voice.

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That's a shame. That's a waste of some perfectly good fat.

 

 

Ah no, 2 on a Quaaludes bad luck.

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Let's not start sucking each other's d1cks just yet. --Pulp Fiction

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Whenever my son and I are off to do something fun I tell him, "Let's kick the tires and light the fires!". Then we Top Gun high five. He's 7 and thinks it's awesome now. I'm sure I'm only 5 years away from the heavy eye roll when I say it.

Good story.

 

 

 

 

You know he dies early in the movie right?

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"so you're saying there's a chance....."

 

"Charlie don't surf"

 

"call it"

 

"we all got it coming kid"

 

"you ue your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar "

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"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

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Whenever my son and I are off to do something fun I tell him, "Let's kick the tires and light the fires!". Then we Top Gun high five. He's 7 and thinks it's awesome now. I'm sure I'm only 5 years away from the heavy eye roll when I say it.

Why do I think this is said by harry connick jr in Independence day.

I believe you completely failed at teaching your son cool movie quote usage.

 

Mcfly...mcfly...anyone home mcfly

 

220...221...whatever it takes.

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So many...

Despicable Me

- Ill stuff you all in the crust (always in Gru's voice)

-Uh oh, somebody's got a frowny face (when my daughter looks mad after we tell her no on something)

 

The Wedding Singer

- They were cones (anytime we get ice cream and someone picks a cone over a cup).

 

Random Deniro "little bit, little bit". Honestly have seen him use that in several places...but use that a lot including the stereotypical bad facial expression immitation.

 

A ton of random Lou Brown quotes from Major League..."Im deeply moved" gets used a lot.

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"He ain't the only daredevil"

"Hold onto yo ass Fred"

"Shut up! One atta time"

"You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella"

"Do the letters F O mean anything to you?"

"Smaht aleck"

"Hold up on dat car wash gentlemen"

"That's an attention getta"

"Cuz he's thirsty, dummy"

 

 

I've prolly used half of the lines in Smokey & The Bandit in regular conversation at one time or another and that's only one movie.

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Random Deniro "little bit, little bit". Honestly have seen him use that in several places...but use that a lot including the stereotypical bad facial expression immitation.

Use this one too. :thumbsup:

 

Also: "God bless, God bless"

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"Send in the Irish. Arrows cost money"

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220...221...whatever it takes.

 

Nightshift?

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When somebody says the word "duke" I usually come back with "duck, I says".

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Nightshift?

Mr. Mom

 

But thanks for the reminder...

 

"Pay up, sucka" - Nightshift

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"He ain't the only daredevil"

"Hold onto yo ass Fred"

"Shut up! One ###### atta time"

"You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella"

"Do the letters F O mean anything to you?"

"Smaht aleck"

"Hold up on dat car wash gentlemen"

"That's an attention getta"

 

 

I've prolly used half of the lines in Smokey & The Bandit in regular conversation at one time or another and that's only one movie.

Not the full quote...but you can think about it, but dont do it gets used often

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Not the full quote...but you can think about it, but dont do it gets used often

:doublethumbsup:

 

Also "Shoot, you do what you want. I'm stayin' right here"

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Any time someone says 5 minutes I yell Are you sure about that 5 minutes?!.

 

Those who have seen My Cousin Vinny get it. If they havent seen the movie, then I dont want to talk to them anyway.

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My absolute #1 is 'Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.' - Dirty Harry.

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"I can't see sh!t, can you?" - Cannonball Run

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"'scues me while I whip this out" - Blazing Saddles

 

 

Not a movie but I use this one a lot when my wife asks me to get her the eggs out of the fridge.

 

"What you needs eggs fo? I wanted a hamburger. You makin' a egg Mc Muffin" - Eddie Murphy Raw

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I know ya don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got shitt to do. :bandana:

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"It's my big dik and I say when we roll"- Boogie Nights

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"Why is everyone so f*cking stupid?"

- Kim Jong Il, Team America

 

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"

Spaceballs

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My wife says to me..

 

You have the biggest d1ck I have ever seen on a white man.

 

Showdown in little tokyo

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Every geek club member:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm too old for this .

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Me talking to your kids:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, I am your father.

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