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#1 fandandy

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 08:43 AM

Any good ideas out there?



#2 IMMensaMind

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 08:46 AM

I'm getting him a clue.

He'll probably return it. :/

#3 Mookz

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:22 AM

I was going to get him one of those DNA kits that you spit into, send it off, and they tell you the exact percentages of your makeup.  I can't figure out whether you're able to give those as gifts, though.   :dunno:



#4 Brad GLuckman

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:25 AM

Maybe a nice sweater or a gift card to Home Depot

ETA: Wiff, do you prefer Home Depot or Lowes?

#5 Strike

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:25 AM

A hand muzzle so he can't post so many GFIAFP length manifestos.


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#6 Gladiators

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:33 AM

MAGA hat and t-shirt

#7 joneo

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:45 AM

A glove and some lotion for all his wiffle-jacking.
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#8 drobeski

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:46 AM

A lobotomy

#9 Djgb13

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:57 AM

A job

#10 Djgb13

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:58 AM

I was going to get him one of those DNA kits that you spit into, send it off, and they tell you the exact percentages of your makeup.  I can't figure out whether you're able to give those as gifts, though.   :dunno:


Yes you can. They have them on amazon

#11 mobb_deep

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 10:19 AM

a plastic bat.

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#12 jerryskids

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 10:30 AM

A hand muzzle so he can't post so many GFIAFP length manifestos.


I'm pretty sure he uses voice SW. He can't possibly type all of that. :unsure:

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#13 MDC

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 12:15 PM

A new rod for fishing
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#14 naomi

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 12:31 PM

A month supply of roasted Brussels sprouts. Healthy and easy. Keep refrigerated; reheat anytime the craving strikes :thumbsup:



#15 Mookz

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:04 PM

Yes you can. They have them on amazon

 

Yes they do, thanks.   :thumbsup:

 

Might pick one up for each of my siblings.  



#16 TommyGavin

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:08 PM

One of those old plastic Troll dolls. The blonde one.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#17 Djgb13

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:09 PM

 
Yes they do, thanks.   :thumbsup:
 
Might pick one up for each of my siblings.  


No problem. I just happened to see that they had them on sale at one point during Black Friday and thought well dam you can get those dna tests on amazon now

#18 fandandy

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:10 PM

 

Yes they do, thanks.   :thumbsup:

 

Might pick one up for each of my siblings.  

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#19 TommyGavin

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:11 PM

No problem. I just happened to see that they had them on sale at one point during Black Friday and thought well dam you can get those dna tests on amazon now


Cool story bro.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#20 Bier Meister

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:15 PM

15 yr old asian boy attache


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#21 TommyGavin

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:36 PM

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Scary story bro
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#22 Mookz

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:47 PM

 

Hmm.  The comments section downplays a lot of those concerns, but I guess at the very least this wouldn't be a very good gift, because you don't know how the recipient would feel about all of that stuff.   :(



#23 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:49 PM

No problem. I just happened to see that they had them on sale at one point during Black Friday and thought well dam you can get those dna tests on amazon now


Did you get one?

#24 Djgb13

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 02:57 PM

Did you get one?


Nope. Sister did it though. Of course she did the expensive ass one cause ya know shes rich and sh1t.

#25 12th Man

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 03:42 PM

A new Chuck E Cheese outfit. Dude needs a job.

#26 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 03:47 PM

A burrito.

#27 drobeski

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 04:34 PM

A girlfriend

#28 supermike80

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 04:43 PM

People that create these threads should shampoo my crotch

If you are going to debate me on this bulletin board,

start with this premise..

You win.  And I don't care.


#29 SUXBNME

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 04:57 PM

superaids



#30 SenatorRock

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 06:17 PM

A bottle of bourbon.

Other than his severe case of TDS he seems like a stand up guy.

And maybe one of these, although I suspect he might already own one:

https://static1.squa...3001/pussyhat11

#31 drobeski

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 06:22 PM

A supermike80 pillow buddy

#32 MDC

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 06:42 PM

Most of you are already giving Wiff rent free access to your heads.
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#33 TommyGavin

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 06:45 PM

People that create these threads should shampoo my crotch


Someone needs attention.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#34 ROCKFORD

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 05:30 PM

hmmmm


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#35 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 05:50 PM

A box of rice a roni and a bottle of catsup. And some of those ribbon granny candies. The ones that stick together and flies land on.

#36 Bier Meister

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 05:52 PM

A box of rice a roni and a bottle of catsup. And some of those ribbon granny candies. The ones that stick together and flies land on.

 

you know what goes well with rice-a-roni?  butter.  butter is good with rice-a-roni.


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#37 tanatastic

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 05:56 PM

Nothing, the attention here is all he’s wanted for decades.

#38 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 05:59 PM

 
you know what goes well with rice-a-roni?  butter.  butter is good with rice-a-roni.


Butter makes everything better

#39 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 06:33 PM

Tickets to the movie hall of fame

#40 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 06:34 PM

Some Lorna Doone cookies and a box of raisins.