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#1 tanatastic

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 05:55 PM

When the goose egg is nigh but your interest is high
thats Amari
When they say hell be great but the ball comes out late
Thats Amari
Bells will ring, he wont do a thing
and youll say what the hellllla!
Hearts will play as he drop drops away
Like hes stuck down a wella

When the stats make you drool from that one game year 2
Thats Amari
When you danc in the street cuz you got him rnd 3
Thats Amari
When you think its a dream that he got you 13
Your only dreaming Signore
Scuzza me, but you see hes not worth ###### to me
Thats Amari!

#2 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:13 PM

I laughed



#3 jrokh

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:16 PM

Well played sir

#4 Moe Money

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:21 PM

Awesome!!

#5 Larry David

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:30 PM

The bottom line is that Derek Carr doesn't want to throw to Amari.  Last year, Crabtree got more targets than Cooper despite playing in one less game and despite Cooper being the so called #1 receiver.  So Crabtree's gone. Problem solved.  Except that Jared Cook out targeted him 12 - 3 last night.  Derek Carr DOES NOT want to throw the ball to Amari Cooper.


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#6 scottsind

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 08:23 PM

Biggest Like on this board ever. Never again. Hes on the Do Not Draft List.

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#7 jgcrawfish

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 08:33 PM

When the goose egg is nigh but your interest is high
thats Amari
When they say hell be great but the ball comes out late
Thats Amari
Bells will ring, he wont do a thing
and youll say what the hellllla!
Hearts will play as he drop drops away
Like hes stuck down a wella

When the stats make you drool from that one game year 2
Thats Amari
When you danc in the street cuz you got him rnd 3
Thats Amari
When you think its a dream that he got you 13
Your only dreaming Signore
Scuzza me, but you see hes not worth ###### to me
Thats Amari!

(starts slow clap)

 

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#8 seafoam1

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 08:38 PM

When the goose egg is nigh but your interest is high
thats Amari
When they say hell be great but the ball comes out late
Thats Amari
Bells will ring, he wont do a thing
and youll say what the hellllla!
Hearts will play as he drop drops away
Like hes stuck down a wella

When the stats make you drool from that one game year 2
Thats Amari
When you danc in the street cuz you got him rnd 3
Thats Amari
When you think its a dream that he got you 13
Your only dreaming Signore
Scuzza me, but you see hes not worth ###### to me
Thats Amari!


You just made Dean Martin proud.

#9 mobb_deep

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 09:31 PM

I laughed when I saw he was being drafted in the third round again this year. A sucker is born every minute.

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#10 dcgangstas

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 12:10 PM

Well done, Tanatastic!!! 

 

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#11 brotherbock

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 12:12 PM

Very nice!

 

Reminds me of when my friend the Packers fan used to sing that Beatles song about 'Atari Bigby'..."Ahhhh, look at alllll the open receiverrrrrrs..."



#12 The PosterFormerlyKnownAs

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 12:12 PM

Slow 👏🏻

#13 bboy1011

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 07:55 AM

That is fantastic! Guy was terrible last year to. 



#14 Phil Simms 11

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:26 AM

I wonder if Nelson will pick up the slack at all, I drafted him late but hard to use the roster spot.

#15 rallo

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 10:37 AM

I wonder if Nelson will pick up the slack at all, I drafted him late but hard to use the roster spot.

 

watching the game, it looked like they were more committed to try and get Jordy the ball than Amari... there were a couple short hooks and outs where you could tell Carr had predetermined that the ball was going to Jordy... I don't know if that was a Carr thing or Gruden dictating the route to throw to as Carr struggled. That said, the pocket was collapsing around Carr all night, and Gruden has thrown some coach-speak around this week claiming they need to get amari more involved... 

 

My guess... Jalen Richard will challenge as the team's #1 pass catcher as this offense looks to struggle all year, and that defense doesn't look like anything special without Mack


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#16 LuckyBastard13

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 04:17 PM

The one thing Gruden did say when he threw Carr under the bus was that Cooper was open deep quite a few times but didn't pull the trigger and that he has to get better at seeing that. But who knows... Haven't watched the tape myself yet.