cbfalcon 824 Posted September 9, 2014 I get the emails from my fans around the world every week. Many feature pictures of themselves with their coworkers, friends, families, and homes. So I see the Mercedes that could use another coating of wax. I see the Taylor Made Irons that are clearly last years model. I see the backyard swimming pool that could use a waterfall feature to really liven up a cocktail party. I see the trophy wives that clearly just crossed over to the wrong side of the age 25 threshold and need to be upgraded. And I want those people to know, I truly apologize for you not having those things you've come to count on me for. I let you guys down this week. It's easy to blame Jamaal Charles, but don't point your anger at him. Remember, he is one of the primary reasons you were able to purchase that Hublot wrist watch. No, please direct your anger at me. I didn't coach my team up properly this week. Maybe the ring ceremony distracted me, but it's fair to say our week of practice was about as focused as Balboa's training before his initial bout with Clubber Lang. So in summary, the next time The Blood Bombs are favored to win by 51.9 points, we will die before settling for a 43.23 point margin of victory. Sure, 1-0 and putting up 20 points more than last season's average looks good in a vacuum. But as the Supreme Leader, Emperor, and King of this league, I know that this is bigger than what the standings say. This is about all of the fans the count on me week in and week out to help provide the necessities of life. To you, I apologize. Humbly, Christopher Brown - Blood Bombs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 24 Posted September 9, 2014 You didn't get hugged enough as a child, did you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IAMWood 6 Posted September 11, 2014 Hey blood b!tch. you are slotted for 2nd seed if season ended today. We play each other this week, try to knock of the big dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted September 11, 2014 I was in the second slot last year as well. Yet the ultimate outcome was always a foregone conclusion, right? That said, good luck to your team. And by "good luck", I mean "I hope you keep it within 30". Like Jean Girard, I'm just looking for somoeone that can challenge me for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted September 12, 2014 I was in the second slot last year as well. Yet the ultimate outcome was always a foregone conclusion, right? That said, good luck to your team. And by "good luck", I mean "I hope you keep it within 30". Like Jean Girard, I'm just looking for somoeone that can challenge me for a week. Lost to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 689 Posted September 15, 2014 Ed..you are like the Patriots, Celtics, and Red Sox, I only root for you when you play a dooosh like cbfaig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted September 15, 2014 I wasn't watching football yesterday, but I have to admit I was a bit worried when I found out I lost Jamaal Charles and AJ Green. But then I remembered that I'm me. Other teams would crumble, sure. I just shrug and beat whoever that was talking trash last week by like a hundred anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted September 15, 2014 I know how ya feel...I lost Rice and AP. Somehow I sqweaked out a win though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted September 16, 2014 I know how ya feel...I lost Rice and AP. Somehow I sqweaked out a win though. As the King and Queen of this league, you'd think if I lost Jamaal Charles, AJ Green, had a gimpy Brandon Marshall and a gimpy Andre Ellington.....and if you were without Adrien Peterson, Ray Rice, Josh Gordon, Cam Newton, and Desean Jackson....well, you'd think someone could challenge us. But here we are..deep into another football season...and if the playoffs started today we would be ready to enjoy our bye weeks as the top 2 seeds in the league. Nothing changes. I rule. You are my biitch. And the rest of the league bows before us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted September 16, 2014 I can live with that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted September 19, 2014 Will take as total team effort to overcome JJs monster game lay night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,160 Posted September 19, 2014 How's my team doing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted September 22, 2014 How's my team doing benched Cruz the last second for Welker, cost us a win. 1 and 2 Just traded away Manning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites