patweisers44 696 Posted January 7, 2010 How many 3rd graders could you take on in a fight at once? I mean, there has to be a number where eventually you get overrun and beaten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Hasn't this been asked a few years ago? Anyways, there is no amount of 3rd graders that could take me down until I dropped from sheer exhaustion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 696 Posted January 7, 2010 Hasn't this been asked a few years ago? Anyways, there is no amount of 3rd graders that could take me down until I dropped from sheer exhaustion. Ha..it may have been here that it was done in the past. But i disagree, eventually sheer numbers would win. It may be 50 or mre, but a swarm of 8 year olds would take a person out..even BIG FOCKING PETE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted January 7, 2010 It'll become quickly obvious which of the third-graders is their 'tough guy". I would knock him the fock out first, which will make most of them scatter in fear. The next brave dude would get pummelled and then I'd use his body as a club to fend off the others. I'm pretty sure I could handle at least fifty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted January 7, 2010 Do we get to punch them in the face, break arms, ect.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 60 Posted January 7, 2010 As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 696 Posted January 7, 2010 Do we get to punch them in the face, break arms, ect.? Anything goes. As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear. somewhere phillybear and GF are circle jerking to this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted January 7, 2010 As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear. This post actually made me laugh out loud. I think there's something wrong with me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Ha..it may have been here that it was done in the past. But i disagree, eventually sheer numbers would win. It may be 50 or mre, but a swarm of 8 year olds would take a person out..even BIG FOCKING PETE. wrong. You will have AT MOST 6 people on you. Even GFIAFP could take 6 little kids at a time. Think about it, they aren't coordinated enough to bring any serious heat to you. You could have an open field mob of 1,000 8 year olds, but only 6 will be touching you, and only probably 10 at any one time would be pushing on you. That's EASY to handle until you can no longer keep your eyes open because it's 2am and you are tired and want to go to sleep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted January 7, 2010 "Spinning wheel kick"???? Outdated terminology. If these were drone 3rd graders with no fear or intelligence, only exhaustion would stop a man...or freak injury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted January 7, 2010 exhaustion or freak injury. This is what I would fear for us Geeks. Has anbody ever been in a real fight? My word when it is over you are totally spent. Unless you are a trained fighter/boxer you wear out in like 30 seconds. It feels like 10 minutes, but throwing punches for 30 seconds will wear our candy asses out. Doesn't matter if you can run a 5K, or lift weights. It's different muscles and stamina. Not only that but freak injury. I'm not there yet but if you are over the age of 35 you can pull a muscle brushing your teeth. I'm thinking some of us Geeks would tear a rotator cuff or pull a back muscle rendering us useless rather quickly trying to fight off even 10 3rd Graders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted January 7, 2010 This is what I would fear for us Geeks. Has anbody ever been in a real fight? My word when it is over you are totally spent. Unless you are a trained fighter/boxer you wear out in like 30 seconds. It feels like 10 minutes, but throwing punches for 30 seconds will wear our candy asses out. Doesn't matter if you can run a 5K, or lift weights. It's different muscles and stamina. Not only that but freak injury. I'm not there yet but if you are over the age of 35 you can pull a muscle brushing your teeth. I'm thinking some of us Geeks would tear a rotator cuff or pull a back muscle rendering us useless rather quickly trying to fight off even 10 3rd Graders. If the lot of yuh here are anything like a Jerry Springer episode, there are only like 3% of you that could even throw a proper punch...much less stand in an acceptable fighting stance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted January 7, 2010 My record in seven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted January 7, 2010 My record in seven. Sissy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted January 7, 2010 Sissy! That's all there were at the bus stop. Next timeI'll get on the bus and kick major ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted January 7, 2010 http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5 my result says 28... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted January 7, 2010 [GFIAFP]How many 3rd graders could I take? MMMMMMMM...[/GFIAFP] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 7, 2010 http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5 my result says 28... mine says 30. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted January 7, 2010 New reality show "Are you tougher than a bus-load of third graders?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted January 7, 2010 All of you guys are funny... There would probably only need to be about 2 or 3 to take Geek out... One of them connects on a hard kick to the testicles, the Geek would go down and then they would jump on said Geek and beat you to a pulp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 7, 2010 All of you guys are funny... There would probably only need to be about 2 or 3 to take Geek out... One of them connects on a hard kick to the testicles, the Geek would go down and then they would jump on said Geek and beat you to a pulp... you would go into a known fight with kids without wearing a padded cup? I know I wouldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted January 7, 2010 Reminds me of the scene from Step Brothers. I got a belly full of white dog crap and you lay THIS SH1T on me now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted January 7, 2010 you would go into a known fight with kids without wearing a padded cup? I know I wouldn't. Me thinks Pete wears a rolled up sock for padding daily anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted January 7, 2010 Can we use one of the the knocked down 3rd graders body as a weapon? If so i think I could take like 15 of them out before my arms got tired from swinging the runt of the class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted January 7, 2010 That's all there were at the bus stop. Next timeI'll get on the bus and kick major ass. Nobody is buying that bullsh!t, Officer Farva. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted January 7, 2010 Nobody is buying that bullsh!t, Officer Farva. Well, if I didn't run away I might have kicked their ass. Also, they were only two of them, but they looked pretty tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 926 Posted February 11, 2017 As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear. I'm not sure how I stumbled upon this thread just now but for whatever reason I can't stop laughing at this post. Mainly the last sentence in it, I'm twisted 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted February 11, 2017 It'll become quickly obvious which of the third-graders is their 'tough guy". I would knock him the fock out first, which will make most of them scatter in fear. The next brave dude would get pummelled and then I'd use his body as a club to fend off the others. I'm pretty sure I could handle at least fifty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 11, 2017 I'm not sure how I stumbled upon this thread just now but for whatever reason I can't stop laughing at this post. Mainly the last sentence in it, I'm twisted No doubt. After the OP and Newbs post I'm thinking, fock the big one in the ass. Two posts later, fock one of them in the ass. God, I hope I never get attacked by 3rd graders. That would be so disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 12, 2017 As mentioned, fear would be your biggest weapon. The first one that reached you....a straight kick to his face that killed him instantly would have the others cowering instantly. Throw a rape on the dead body and the room will clear. I think the phrase "Throw a rape on the dead body" is legendary. Simple words in and order I can't remember ever seeing or hearing. This is some seriously funny shlt and I only wish I had thought of it. None the less, I am using it the next time the situation presents itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,794 Posted February 12, 2017 I think the phrase "Throw a rape on the dead body" is legendary. Simple words in and order I can't remember ever seeing or hearing. This is some seriously funny shlt and I only wish I had thought of it. None the less, I am using it the next time the situation presents itself. Haha..jesus. "Throw a rape on the dead body".....of a third grader...thats dead.haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 12, 2017 Next time I see a misbehaving 3rd grader. I'd like to throw a rape on that little bastard. Am I right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2017 I think you'd have to put em on meth to give em a chance. So they shrug off blows a little. And teaching third grade, I know from experience, the little bastards are prime nut striking height. Can I wear a cup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted February 12, 2017 I think probably no more than 4 or 5 third graders. And then my balls would be completely drained and I would need A break. Puberty is hitting so much earlier these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted February 12, 2017 We should wait to hear from Volts...he has done extensive empirical research on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted February 12, 2017 Prolly none, I'm very ticklish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,477 Posted February 13, 2017 It looks like everyone assumes they will be slugging it out. What if the little fookers are gnashing teeth and gouging eyes? They could pick your bones clean like a school of piranhas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,794 Posted February 13, 2017 It looks like everyone assumes they will be slugging it out. What if the little fookers are gnashing teeth and gouging eyes? They could pick your bones clean like a school of piranhas. Thats why I think you have to larry Csonka it a little bit. High knees...catch them at chin level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted February 13, 2017 The ants always win on the nature channel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 13, 2017 Depends on the location and how we start off. Are we in an open area, cage/room (how big as well), narrow alley? Are they all on one side and I'm on the other or am I surrounded? They coming at me all at once, one on one, pairs, etc? Open area with them coming at me one on one or all at once I could take out an army of them. One hit would all it would take the while moving constantly to prevent them from surrounding me and ganging up on me. Narrow alley or room/cage with them would be harder to keep them from swarming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites