Write my Match.com profile.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

As some of you know I proposed to my girl awhile back. She said yes, but we ended up breaking up and she moved out. We still see each other but too many things would have to change for me to get back into a relationship with her. Besides. She turned 34, so it was time to trade her in anyway. For newbies, I'm 55.

 

Anyway Old Maid suggested that the geeks could write my Match.com profile. You can write it for me, or any of my aliai. Secret Agent Man. The Pope. Elvis!. or any of the others that I can't remember. I'm old I forget things.

 

So let the hilarity begin.

 

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

 

We're going to need a picture in order for this to work.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

 

We're going to need a picture in order for this to work.

I'll work on that. hmmm.

[tanatastic 2,061]

This thread has promise. Get ready for the ride.

[edjr 5,547]

This thread has promise. Get ready for the ride.

 

I disagree.

 

I don't know who this person is

 

would have been better if someone that posts here all the time made the thread. Like rp

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Nine inch cack. Six figures. Typically I only date models but I may make an exception if you play your cards right.

 

 

 

(This profile will work for any Geek)

[The Elevator Killer 497]

http://www.robertmcclory.com/p1037393246#h74fffe73

[tanatastic 2,061]

 

I disagree.

 

I don't know who this person is

 

would have been better if someone that posts here all the time made the thread. Like rp

True but 10k posts and member since 02 at least thats a jump off point.

[OldMaid 1,838]

I disagree.

 

I don't know who this person is

 

would have been better if someone that posts here all the time made the thread. Like rp

You don't remember TEK?

[edjr 5,547]

You don't remember TEK?

 

do you think I lied?

[OldMaid 1,838]

do you think I lied?

How can you NOT remember TEK?

[edjr 5,547]

How can you NOT remember TEK?

 

I was too busy posting to really pay attention to anyone else.

 

I know very little about most on here. just don't give a sh1t

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

 

http://www.robertmcclory.com/p1037393246#h74fffe73

 

 

 

This is going to be easier than I thought. You like fat chicks.

[OldMaid 1,838]

 

http://www.robertmcclory.com/p1037393246#h74fffe73

I can see it unless I sign in?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

 

 

This is going to be easier than I thought. You like fat chicks.

She was 120 pounds when we met. She was 22 too. But I didn't care she gained weight. I loved her. Then I had to kill her.

[Mookz 1,287]

Sounds like a job for cbfalcon.

 

Also, in pic #91, is that a strand? Or something in the background?

[Mookz 1,287]

I can see it unless I sign in?

 

Just type in any fake info and it will let you through.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

I can see it unless I sign in?

You have a PM

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Sounds like a job for cbfalcon.

 

Also, in pic #91, is that a strand? Or something in the background?

something in the background

[HenryHill9323 65]

Make a video:

 

[Mike Honcho 4,009]

I can see it unless I sign in?

 

So you have to get an account to NOT see his picture?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

She was 120 pounds when we met. She was 22 too. But I didn't care she gained weight. I loved her. Then I had to kill her.

 

 

Oh, and I love me some chub. Just ask my wifey.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Well... you're better looking than Gepetto, so you've got that going for you.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

You should prolly try farmersonly.com

[Meglamaniac 380]

Worlds most semi-interesting guy

I don't often drink beer but when I do it's what's free

[Meglamaniac 380]

Worlds most semi-interesting guy

I don't often drink beer but when I do it's what's free

He once parallell parked a minicoop

He gave his sister the talk

His passport requires half a photo

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to have him do it in front of your family

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

It's obvious you are a romantic. It doesn't get much more romantic than proposing on Independence Day with the fireworks going off. Smooth.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Worlds most semi-interesting guy

I don't often drink beer but when I do it's what's free

He once parallell parked a minicoop

He gave his sister the talk

His passport requires half a photo

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to have him do it in front of your family

:clap:

[IGotWorms 3,302]

She was 120 pounds when we met. She was 22 too.

Weren't they all?

 

Hell I bet even OldMaid was only a deuce/ deuce-and-a-half at one point

[The Elevator Killer 497]

It's obvious you are a romantic. It doesn't get much more romantic than proposing on Independence Day with the fireworks going off. Smooth.

That was her crimaxing.

[DuckStupid 40]

cockmouf!

[The Elevator Killer 497]

cockmouf!

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

I think we're going to need to get you kissing lessons.

[cmh6476 748]

Do you frost your tips?

[gocolts 300]

 

http://www.robertmcclory.com/p1037393246#h74fffe73

 

Have to register to view it. FAIL.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Have to register to view it. FAIL.

Put in Pope Rikes Molesting In Elevators and worldsmosraverageman60@fatchicks.com

[gocolts 300]

Put in Pope Rikes Molesting In Elevators and worldsmosraverageman60@fatchicks.com

That worked. THanks.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

How can you NOT remember TEK?

No sh1t, right?

TEK is, imo, the most missed poster here in the last year.

Glad to have you back, faggithomoqueer

[mobb_deep 917]

People tell me I look like Kenny Rogers.

[shotsup 830]

Oh my. No way she is 37