parrot 789 Posted November 21, 2017 I like my pop tarts like I like all my tarts... toasted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted November 21, 2017 I like my pop tarts like I like all my tarts... Flat and hugely popular with white trash? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted November 21, 2017 Flat and hugely popular with white trash? Stop, my can only get so erect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 21, 2017 Pretty sure the gelatin in pop-tarts is derived from animal products. Just a FYI.I haven’t eaten them since I changed my diet, but thanks for the heads up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,192 Posted November 21, 2017 I just googled and the frosting has the animal-based gelatin. Unfrosted strawberry, blueberry, and brown sugar cinnamon or vegan. Also still terrible for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 22, 2017 I havent eaten them since I changed my diet, but thanks for the heads up. Sure you haven't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted November 22, 2017 I know, you're perfectly fit and would never eat a pop tart. Lets play pretend. I have never eaten one in my entire life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted November 22, 2017 How is there always, without fail, a couple people in every thread who have never done/seen/tasted etc something extremely common? I know some things are regional and it’s funny what is common for some folk is rare for others. Not saying pop tarts are rare, but other stuff. Just a funny thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 22, 2017 I just googled and the frosting has the animal-based gelatin. Unfrosted strawberry, blueberry, and brown sugar cinnamon or vegan. Also still terrible for you. It's nearly impossible to be fat and vegan, but Oreos and unfrosted pop tarts may be the answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 22, 2017 How is there always, without fail, a couple people in every thread who have never done/seen/tasted etc something extremely common? I know some things are regional and its funny what is common for some folk is rare for others. Not saying pop tarts are rare, but other stuff. Just a funny thought. I never heard of anyone doing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted November 22, 2017 you have a vending machine? my work hates us and wants us to be fat, they give us 2 focking snack draws, they fill them every Tue and Thu 1 draw with pure sh1t, pop tarts, crackers, candy, you name it. 1 draw with doritos, cheese puffs, chips, etc. Drawer and nuked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 30, 2017 The people behind Pop-Tarts are fed up with a Midwesterner who enjoys his breakfast pastry with mustard, so they’ve taken the only logical step they could think of: They’ve contacted the Illinois State Police. The Pop-Tarts brand first became aware of the odd flavor combination on Tuesday, after an Illinois man proclaimed his love for spreading yellow mustard atop his Dunkin’ Donuts Vanilla Latte-flavored Pop-Tarts. “You guys aint [sic] from Illinois if you don’t put mustard on your poptarts [sic],” wrote the man in a now-deleted Twitter post which also contained a photo of his mustard-topped pastry. In response, the official Twitter account of Pop-Tarts retweeted the man’s post and tagged the Illinois State Police Department, asking them to intervene. “Can you guys handle this[?]” they asked. Though no one from the Illinois State Police responded, the police department of Dixon, Ill., came forward on Wednesday to offer its services. “Ain’t nobody puttin’ mustard on their Pop-Tarts in Illinois,” they wrote. Pop-Tarts later retweeted the Dixon PD’s message, thanking them for their support. “Due to the severity of the crime, we need all the help we can get,” the company added. As of Thursday morning, Pop-Tarts says it considers the battle to be “won,” as the Illinois offender deleted his original Twitter post. Judging by their Twitter activity, the people at Pop-Tarts have been critical of strange Pop-Tart flavor mash-ups over for a few weeks now, beginning with the Iowa student who shared his idea for a Pop-Tarts-and-cheese sandwich. They’ve also tolerated a New Yorker who dipped his Pop-Tarts in hot sauce and an Oklahoman who dipped hers in ranch dressing, though they said they found the latter combination to be especially “disrespectful.” Mustard, however, seemed to be the condiment that broke the camel’s back, at least as far as Pop-Tarts — a company that has, at one time or another, offered "Root Beer," "Maple Bacon" and "Orange Crush" varieties — was concerned. That said, this probably won’t be the last time Pop-Tarts resorts to calling the authorities. As of Thursday morning, they had already tried contacting Alaska’s state police about an altogether new abomination: http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/restaurantsandnews/pop-tarts-alerts-police-about-illinois-man-who-spreads-mustard-on-his-breakfast-pastry/ar-BBFYmgH?li=BBgdrt0&ocid=ientp I just threw up a little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
