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So, apparently some biitches are up in arms because some girls got disallowed to fly United whilst wearing leggings/yoga pants. To me, two relevant (and competing) points:

 

 

1) What the biitches and their parents didn't mention is that these are FREE tickets. Given to employees and 'friends and family'. They have a seperate dress code (among other things) for those kind of tickets. Basically, you're seen to be representing the airline, so they're more restrictive. I've been on tickets like that. It's not just dress code, it's a lot of little things, but fock me running, for the price of a free ticket, I'd stand the whole way in heels and a burkha. I hate that Amuricans are so focking whiny and entitled that they expect all the benefits - but none of the responsibilities of said benefits. And, of course, the whiny biitches at HuffPo etc. are all enraged over this.

 

 

2) IF they deserve to be enraged, it's not bc of the legging policy, but the fact that the Dad that was with them was wearing (apparently) mid-thigh - level shorts. - And no problem there. THAT much, I agree with. Grown-ass men shouldn't wear that in the first place, but damn sure should be held to an equivalent standard as their female counterparts.

 

 

Except:

Look, if I'M a Dad with teens/tweens, no forking way are my daughters wearing those things alone as pants without some kind of coverage. I mean, others were allowed to fly - just put on a dress or a long T for Chrissake.

 

I love Yogurt pants (on girls), but Jeebus, I know what goes through my head when I see (the right) chicks in them. You might as well be focking nude from the waist down. Jeans and other fabrics at least obfuscate the vag-parts. Those things? Emphasize them.

 

BTW - Ever stand behind a woman on an escalator? They freak the fock out and damn near dislocate their shoulders trying to cover 'their precious' no matter WHAT they're wearing. Look lady, I'm just trying to get to Foot Locker, it's not like I've followed you for 30 minutes hoping to god to be 4 inches below your fat ass on the moving stairs. Extremes of modesty (or lack thereof) are focking stupid.

 

"Oh, but they're comfortable!" Not the issue. Are you any LESS comfortable wearing a long-T on top of that?

 

Can you imagine if an even semi endowed man showed up in something that showed veins and all? Those same biitches would be whining about "their daughters being traumatized!" "It's obscene!"

 

And, like I led off with - they're free focking tickets with minimal requirements on your end. Focking suck it up.

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Agree with several things there. NFW do I want my kids or wife wearing those without something covering some.

 

I used to work at Delta Airlines and flying standby I had to wear a suit. That was in the early 90s.

 

Also, when hot chicks wear them I can't see straight.

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Agree with several things there. NFW do I want my kids or wife wearing those without something covering some.

 

I used to work at Delta Airlines and flying standby I had to wear a suit. That was in the early 90s.

 

Also, when hot chicks wear them I can't see straight.

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They were given FREE tickets and were to adhere by the dress code. They did not. Therefore, they weren't allowed on the plane. Don't like it? Then pay for your tickets and wear what you want

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Sarah Silverman came out and said she will not be using UA to fly for her upcoming tour. Dear Sarah. let me help you out here. No one cares. No one cares about the fact that you will not be using UA and no one certainly cares that you are going on tour.

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Also, when hot chicks wear them I can't see straight.

 

fact

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This, again, is why I HATE TWITTER. It's just the place for people to B!tch about everything and anything.

Especially C list celebs like Sarah Silverman.

 

Plus, this woman who had an agenda, was the one describing the man's shorts. No chance she exaggerated?

 

 

This is a non story perpetuated by the twitter fools and exasperated by the media that thinks twitter is at all relevant.

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But..

My feeling is that the whole yoga pants thing is equivalent to pajamas now. It's just chicks being lazy about how they dress. Period.

Might as well go out in pj's.

 

Plus, ALL women know men look..and if they don't, then their parent's didn't raise them correctly. And somehow they want to believe a man shouldn't/wouldnt be looking at their asses and crotches in tight form fitting yoga pants.

 

I have actually considered going up to a mom in the store with her underage daughter that's walking around in yoga pants and telling her

"You know every man in here is looking at your daughters azz and poosay right? That's Ok to you?" Course Mom would just blame me. Probably call the cops too. So yeah, I'll just look I guess.

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I'm pretty sure Sarah Silverman's vag looks like two squid belly bumping each other.

And disgustingly hairy

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Men telling women what to do concerning their bodies. Why is anybody surprised.

Has nothing to do with their bodies, it's a basic dress code.

 

I remember we had to have 'that memo' and 'training sessions' mostly because just a FEW

women HAD to push the dress code. We didn't even technically have one as far as I know.

Everyone generally knows what's proper for the environment they're in. But, sure enough,

there's always a couple who have to push it.

 

Having said that, I'll concede it's easier for dudes. Can't go wrong most places with Khakis and Polo's/Dress shirts.

 

Still, it's not rocket science. MAYBE don't wear threadbare, hole-pocked tights, ballet slippers and a tank top to work, mkay?

Fine for painting the living room, not so much for being the face of the organization.

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There should be age and weight requirements for wearing leggings in public.

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There should be age and weight requirements for wearing leggings in public.


Agreed. Must be between 18 and 40 (waivers for hot MILFs). For the weight requirement, I think that height has to factor in. Cottage cheese in the thighs and ass are an absolute no-no.

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youtube hors FTW

 

 

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I bet Sarah Silvermans box makes Hope solos box look normal.

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There should be age and weight requirements for wearing leggings in public.

 

There should also be an instrument to calculate camel toe width/depth and have limits on those if they are over.

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There should also be an instrument to calculate camel toe width/depth and have limits on those if they are over.

 

Wait, what? There is a limit on camel toe? :unsure:

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Wait, what? There is a limit on camel toe? :unsure:

 

In leggings no, but to view up close. :cry: yes!

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There should also be an instrument to calculate camel toe width/depth and have limits on those if they are over.

We can work on that technology. In the mean time we can just use the PRMIT system.

 

Pinkie

Ring

Middle

Index

Thumb

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In leggings no, but to view up close. :cry: yes!

 

Really? My wife doesn't have it so I can't comment on the up close part. Looks fine on pron though. :dunno:

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Really? My wife doesn't have it so I can't comment on the up close part. Looks fine on pron though. :dunno:

The real question is do you guys find camel toe sexy?

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The real question is do you guys find camel toe sexy?

Depends on the surrounding are. If she is a hottie, then "yes". If there is a nearby FUPA, then "no"

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The real question is do you guys find camel toe sexy?

If she's hot and wearing yoga pants, yes. If she's fat and wearing jeans, no.

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But..

My feeling is that the whole yoga pants thing is equivalent to pajamas now. It's just chicks being lazy about how they dress. Period.

Might as well go out in pj's.

 

Plus, ALL women know men look..and if they don't, then their parent's didn't raise them correctly. And somehow they want to believe a man shouldn't/wouldnt be looking at their asses and crotches in tight form fitting yoga pants.

 

I have actually considered going up to a mom in the store with her underage daughter that's walking around in yoga pants and telling her

"You know every man in here is looking at your daughters azz and poosay right? That's Ok to you?" Course Mom would just blame me. Probably call the cops too. So yeah, I'll just look I guess.

 

:doublethumbsup: If you do this, and I think you should, make sure someone records the encounter with their camera. :cheers:

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If she's hot and wearing yoga pants, yes. If she's fat and wearing jeans, no.

 

This.

 

Have to be hot and no amount of pudge. Just not a good look otherwise.

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If your 5'5", 300 pounds. Do not wear spandex that says "juicy" across your ass.

Stood behind that at walmart one time. I still have Vietnam type flashbacks everytime I go in there.

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can we start calling em Zumba pants?

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