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I have always been a sun worshipper. And have had a couple of basal cell carcinomas removed. If I had to make a prediction, I think I'll die at age 79 of skin cancer.

 

What say ye?

 

 

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As things stand, I'd say it's a close race between emphysema and copd, with a coronary a strong contender, although my heart checks surprisingly well considering.

 

If I could sign a deal to make it to 70 reasonably healthy and drop dead the next day I would in a heartbeat.

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Pop a bunch of pills, go to top of building, set myself on fire, stab myself quick, jump off building into traffic.

 

Just to give the coroner a few things to think about.

 

 

Im guessing 60s...heart attack. Im not fat or anything..just figure thats how it will go. Ill over exert myself..boom.

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That rope I just tied to the rafters.

Dude, Facebook Live it!

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That rope I just tied to the rafters.

 

C'mon man, you're too funny to give up so soon

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That rope I just tied to the rafters.

Even when I was suicidal, I had more creativity than that.

 

Either do it big or at least pick some evil mofos and take them with you.

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Even when I was suicidal, I had more creativity than that.

 

Either do it big or at least pick some evil mofos and take them with you.

Yeah really. If it doesn't involve a wood chipper, then I'm sleeping through it

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I have always been a sun worshipper. And have had a couple of basal cell carcinomas removed. If I had to make a prediction, I think I'll die at age 79 of skin cancer.

 

What say ye?

 

 

 

Your skin cancer was probably from sun tan lotion instead of the sun which is good for you in moderation.

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Your skin cancer was probably from sun tan lotion instead of the sun which is good for you in moderation.

In my 20's, it wasn't in moderation. It was 8 hour days, with baby oil. I was invincible. lol

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85 shot by a jealous 20 year old husband. :banana:

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Yeah really. If it doesn't involve a wood chipper, then I'm sleeping through it

Several years ago, in the dark age as I like to call it, I had some focked up habits.

 

I would sing little songs in my head about offing myself.

 

Would always try to spot good places on the interstate to run my car full speed into something that doesn't move.

 

When I was bored I would look around the room and figure out all the ways I could do it with what was at hand.

 

I sold my grandfathers gun because I found myself looking down the barrel. That was the only thing if his I had too.

 

The only think that stopped me was the thought of my mother and sister crying over a casket. Couldn't do that to them.

 

All that is said because fandandy, I assume your joking. But if not, get some help man. It's a big beautiful world our there.

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In my 20's, it wasn't in moderation. It was 8 hour days, with baby oil. I was invincible. lol

 

ditto :thumbsup:

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80

 

tripping over a cat

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Age 58.

 

Pneumonia, and complications resulting from aids.

 

:(

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Several years ago, in the dark age as I like to call it, I had some focked up habits.

 

I would sing little songs in my head about offing myself.

 

Would always try to spot good places on the interstate to run my car full speed into something that doesn't move.

 

When I was bored I would look around the room and figure out all the ways I could do it with what was at hand.

 

I sold my grandfathers gun because I found myself looking down the barrel. That was the only thing if his I had too.

 

The only think that stopped me was the thought of my mother and sister crying over a casket. Couldn't do that to them.

 

All that is said because fandandy, I assume your joking. But if not, get some help man. It's a big beautiful world our there.

I was kidding but appreciate the concern. I've been through similar so I understand where you're coming from. I think the thing that kept me from doing it wasn't worrying for those I left, as I was a selfish, self centered drunk at the time, but a fear that what came next was actually worse. That's a pretty final decision and I just didn't have the balls to take that chance.

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85 shot by a jealous 20 year old husband. :banana:

Maybe. I guess gay marriage will be legal everywhere by then.

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As things stand, I'd say it's a close race between emphysema and copd, with a coronary a strong contender, although my heart checks surprisingly well considering.

If I could sign a deal to make it to 70 reasonably healthy and drop dead the next day I would in a heartbeat.

Stop smoking and you probably will make it to 70...we'll all suffer in the end though. Can't think of a much more unpleasant way than COPD, so hope something else gets you first.

 

As to the OP, I think leukemia and 75 - a lot of cancer in my family.

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Anything but dementia or alzheimers

 

I can handle anything else. I just dont want to lose my mind. I forget now and it scares me. Seems like since mild stroke sheot is always on tip of my tongue. I remember stuff eventually, just slower. Ill leave the house and turn like im going to work instead of the other way im supposed to go.

 

If i go down that path... im driving my car off a bridge.

 

Im always workig crosswords and trivia to stay sharp and am an avid reader. My short term memory is the suck lately

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Anything but dementia or alzheimers

 

I can handle anything else.

Or ALS. I would kill myself

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Anything but dementia or alzheimers

 

I can handle anything else. I just dont want to lose my mind. I forget ###### now and it scares me. Seems like since mild stroke sheot is always on tip of my tongue. I remember stuff eventually, just slower. Ill leave the house and turn like im going to work instead of the other way im supposed to go.

 

If i go down that path... im driving my car off a bridge.

 

Im always workig crosswords and trivia ###### to stay sharp and am an avid reader. My short term memory is the suck lately

Can I make a recommendation? As a fockstick with no medical background whatsoever?

 

Try to learn another language. I used to notice that my mind functioned a little slower than it used to, and I really think focking around with Chinese and having to translate things in my head has helped.

 

I've read studies that say it's one of the best things you can do to stay sharp. I would love to see rates of dementia and Alzheimer's compared between bilingual and non bilingual people.

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How the Fock has there not been one post about chirrosis of the liver yet?

I thought everyone in China died of yellow fever?

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I thought everyone in China died of yellow fever?

It is an epidemic. I feel sorry for the white girls here. The white guys are busy focking their way through the orient, and find that Asian women are less b!tchy and entitled.

 

Chinese guys think they are fat. And treat women like sh!t anyway.

 

The either buy d!ldos or date miscellaneous foreigners like Indians and pakis or Africans (who for whatever reason don't seem to be into Asian chicks much.)

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Both my grandfathers punched out at age 84 so I think that's my expiration date unless I choke on a fish bone before then during a meal I wasn't enjoying. I've been here going on 16 years and can't get use to eating the un-filleted fish and it's a dance wit hdeath each time.

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Both my grandfathers punched out at age 84 so I think that's my expiration date unless I choke on a fish bone before then during a meal I wasn't enjoying. I've been here going on 16 years and can't get use to eating the un-filleted fish and it's a dance wit hdeath each time.

I don't eat seafood here. Ever. Absolutely refuse, no matter how rude it is.

 

Several reasons...

 

1. It lived in Chinese water, which is mostly heavy metal and sewage. (That's where most frozen fish in America comes from too. Check before you buy!)

 

2. The first time I ate fish here, I got a fishbone stabbed into my gum. Bled like a Sonoran!tch.

 

3. I've seen how rare refrigeration and Ice are here. I can't imagine tainted unrefrigerated fish is a good way to go.

 

It will be difficult in Guangdong to avoid it, as seafood is the major cuisine there. But being a first tier city, maybe they have figured out refrigeration.

 

My parents asked where I wanted to eat for my welcome home dinner. I said seafood. New England style, New Orleans style, whatever. I want it.

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It is an epidemic. I feel sorry for the white girls here. The white guys are busy focking their way through the orient, and find that Asian women are less b!tchy and entitled.

 

Chinese guys think they are fat. And treat women like sh!t anyway.

 

The either buy d!ldos or date miscellaneous foreigners like Indians and pakis or Africans (who for whatever reason don't seem to be into Asian chicks much.)

Probably Chinese chicks aren't into them (Africans). The Chinese are massive racists, especially against Japanese and Africans, but against pretty much anybody other than whites. Although on occasion, well almost never, you do run into the anti-white ones too which can be interesting.

 

I don't know about Chinese men not being attracted to white girls. Although my kids are half-Chinese, none of my them look very asian. To my eyes, not even a little. But the girls can sure make Chinese boys' and parents' heads spin. My wife routinely overhears praise of the attractiveness of my kids from strangers who don't know that their mother is right there in earshot. Then there was the time that my eldest daughter won the lead to be fairy princess in her dance troupe and a bunch of (free) private one-on-one lessons for what's required of the lead role in their performance when she was clearly pulled from the second tier and selected over a half dozen better dancers. The smoking hot dance instructor didn't want her best dancer to be the fairy princess, she wanted her prettiest one.

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Probably Chinese chicks aren't into them (Africans). The Chinese are massive racists, especially against Japanese and Africans, but against pretty much anybody other than whites. Although on occasion, well almost never, you do run into the anti-white ones too which can be interesting.

 

I don't know about Chinese men not being attracted to white girls. Although my kids are half-Chinese, none of my them look very asian. To my eyes, not even a little. But the girls can sure make Chinese boys' and parents' heads spin. My wife routinely overhears praise of the attractiveness of my kids from strangers who don't know that their mother is right there in earshot. Then there was the time that my eldest daughter won the lead to be fairy princess in her dance troupe and a bunch of (free) private one-on-one lessons for what's required of the lead role in their performance when she was clearly pulled from the second tier and selected over a half dozen better dancers. The smoking hot dance instructor didn't want her best dancer to be the fairy princess, she wanted her prettiest one.

Yeah, you're right. I forget sometimes how racist They are.

 

I love the ones that hate white people. I have so much fun focking with them.

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Yeah, you're right. I forget sometimes how racist They are.

 

I love the ones that hate white people. I have so much fun focking with them.

 

Story?

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Heart attack, around 60.

 

Heart disease runs in my family and I spent 20 years as a smoker and drinker. My blood pressure is not great and I'm a high stress person. I could see a massive heart attack coming.

 

It's either that or auto-erotic asphyxiation. :dunno:

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At the age of 89, in bed with a belly full of wine and a young woman's lips around my cack.

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Hopefully when I'm an old bastard. If my wife goes first hopefully the future internet will still have the FFToday "best way to commit suicide link" archived.

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At the age of 89, in bed with a belly full of wine and a young woman's lips around my cack.

Tyrion, is that you?

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