NewbieJr 540 Posted June 22, 2017 I have always been a sun worshipper. And have had a couple of basal cell carcinomas removed. If I had to make a prediction, I think I'll die at age 79 of skin cancer. What say ye? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 As things stand, I'd say it's a close race between emphysema and copd, with a coronary a strong contender, although my heart checks surprisingly well considering. If I could sign a deal to make it to 70 reasonably healthy and drop dead the next day I would in a heartbeat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 22, 2017 44 That rope I just tied to the rafters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted June 22, 2017 Pop a bunch of pills, go to top of building, set myself on fire, stab myself quick, jump off building into traffic. Just to give the coroner a few things to think about. Im guessing 60s...heart attack. Im not fat or anything..just figure thats how it will go. Ill over exert myself..boom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,076 Posted June 22, 2017 I'm going to die scuba diving in the Caribbean next to my future 50 foot yatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 22, 2017 44 That rope I just tied to the rafters. Dude, Facebook Live it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 22, 2017 44 That rope I just tied to the rafters. C'mon man, you're too funny to give up so soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 44 That rope I just tied to the rafters. Even when I was suicidal, I had more creativity than that. Either do it big or at least pick some evil mofos and take them with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 22, 2017 Even when I was suicidal, I had more creativity than that. Either do it big or at least pick some evil mofos and take them with you. Yeah really. If it doesn't involve a wood chipper, then I'm sleeping through it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 22, 2017 I have always been a sun worshipper. And have had a couple of basal cell carcinomas removed. If I had to make a prediction, I think I'll die at age 79 of skin cancer. What say ye? Your skin cancer was probably from sun tan lotion instead of the sun which is good for you in moderation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 22, 2017 Your skin cancer was probably from sun tan lotion instead of the sun which is good for you in moderation. In my 20's, it wasn't in moderation. It was 8 hour days, with baby oil. I was invincible. lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted June 22, 2017 85 shot by a jealous 20 year old husband. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 Yeah really. If it doesn't involve a wood chipper, then I'm sleeping through it Several years ago, in the dark age as I like to call it, I had some focked up habits. I would sing little songs in my head about offing myself. Would always try to spot good places on the interstate to run my car full speed into something that doesn't move. When I was bored I would look around the room and figure out all the ways I could do it with what was at hand. I sold my grandfathers gun because I found myself looking down the barrel. That was the only thing if his I had too. The only think that stopped me was the thought of my mother and sister crying over a casket. Couldn't do that to them. All that is said because fandandy, I assume your joking. But if not, get some help man. It's a big beautiful world our there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 22, 2017 In my 20's, it wasn't in moderation. It was 8 hour days, with baby oil. I was invincible. lol ditto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 22, 2017 80 tripping over a cat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 22, 2017 Age 58. Pneumonia, and complications resulting from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted June 22, 2017 Age 58. Pneumonia, and complications resulting from aids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 22, 2017 Several years ago, in the dark age as I like to call it, I had some focked up habits. I would sing little songs in my head about offing myself. Would always try to spot good places on the interstate to run my car full speed into something that doesn't move. When I was bored I would look around the room and figure out all the ways I could do it with what was at hand. I sold my grandfathers gun because I found myself looking down the barrel. That was the only thing if his I had too. The only think that stopped me was the thought of my mother and sister crying over a casket. Couldn't do that to them. All that is said because fandandy, I assume your joking. But if not, get some help man. It's a big beautiful world our there. I was kidding but appreciate the concern. I've been through similar so I understand where you're coming from. I think the thing that kept me from doing it wasn't worrying for those I left, as I was a selfish, self centered drunk at the time, but a fear that what came next was actually worse. That's a pretty final decision and I just didn't have the balls to take that chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted June 22, 2017 85 shot by a jealous 20 year old husband. Maybe. I guess gay marriage will be legal everywhere by then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 22, 2017 As things stand, I'd say it's a close race between emphysema and copd, with a coronary a strong contender, although my heart checks surprisingly well considering. If I could sign a deal to make it to 70 reasonably healthy and drop dead the next day I would in a heartbeat. Stop smoking and you probably will make it to 70...we'll all suffer in the end though. Can't think of a much more unpleasant way than COPD, so hope something else gets you first. As to the OP, I think leukemia and 75 - a lot of cancer in my family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,063 Posted June 22, 2017 Anything but dementia or alzheimers I can handle anything else. I just dont want to lose my mind. I forget now and it scares me. Seems like since mild stroke sheot is always on tip of my tongue. I remember stuff eventually, just slower. Ill leave the house and turn like im going to work instead of the other way im supposed to go. If i go down that path... im driving my car off a bridge. Im always workig crosswords and trivia to stay sharp and am an avid reader. My short term memory is the suck lately Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 22, 2017 Anything but dementia or alzheimers I can handle anything else. Or ALS. I would kill myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 Anything but dementia or alzheimers I can handle anything else. I just dont want to lose my mind. I forget ###### now and it scares me. Seems like since mild stroke sheot is always on tip of my tongue. I remember stuff eventually, just slower. Ill leave the house and turn like im going to work instead of the other way im supposed to go. If i go down that path... im driving my car off a bridge. Im always workig crosswords and trivia ###### to stay sharp and am an avid reader. My short term memory is the suck lately Can I make a recommendation? As a fockstick with no medical background whatsoever? Try to learn another language. I used to notice that my mind functioned a little slower than it used to, and I really think focking around with Chinese and having to translate things in my head has helped. I've read studies that say it's one of the best things you can do to stay sharp. I would love to see rates of dementia and Alzheimer's compared between bilingual and non bilingual people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 22, 2017 The meds for that are solid enough now to keep me living well into my 70s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 How the Fock has there not been one post about chirrosis of the liver yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 811 Posted June 22, 2017 How the Fock has there not been one post about chirrosis of the liver yet? I thought everyone in China died of yellow fever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 I thought everyone in China died of yellow fever? It is an epidemic. I feel sorry for the white girls here. The white guys are busy focking their way through the orient, and find that Asian women are less b!tchy and entitled. Chinese guys think they are fat. And treat women like sh!t anyway. The either buy d!ldos or date miscellaneous foreigners like Indians and pakis or Africans (who for whatever reason don't seem to be into Asian chicks much.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,491 Posted June 22, 2017 Both my grandfathers punched out at age 84 so I think that's my expiration date unless I choke on a fish bone before then during a meal I wasn't enjoying. I've been here going on 16 years and can't get use to eating the un-filleted fish and it's a dance wit hdeath each time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 Both my grandfathers punched out at age 84 so I think that's my expiration date unless I choke on a fish bone before then during a meal I wasn't enjoying. I've been here going on 16 years and can't get use to eating the un-filleted fish and it's a dance wit hdeath each time.I don't eat seafood here. Ever. Absolutely refuse, no matter how rude it is. Several reasons... 1. It lived in Chinese water, which is mostly heavy metal and sewage. (That's where most frozen fish in America comes from too. Check before you buy!) 2. The first time I ate fish here, I got a fishbone stabbed into my gum. Bled like a Sonoran!tch. 3. I've seen how rare refrigeration and Ice are here. I can't imagine tainted unrefrigerated fish is a good way to go. It will be difficult in Guangdong to avoid it, as seafood is the major cuisine there. But being a first tier city, maybe they have figured out refrigeration. My parents asked where I wanted to eat for my welcome home dinner. I said seafood. New England style, New Orleans style, whatever. I want it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted June 22, 2017 Jeez this is a depressing day at the geek club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 Jeez this is a depressing day at the geek club Hey, we have at least five active threads with no politics. That's a damn good day around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,491 Posted June 22, 2017 It is an epidemic. I feel sorry for the white girls here. The white guys are busy focking their way through the orient, and find that Asian women are less b!tchy and entitled. Chinese guys think they are fat. And treat women like sh!t anyway. The either buy d!ldos or date miscellaneous foreigners like Indians and pakis or Africans (who for whatever reason don't seem to be into Asian chicks much.) Probably Chinese chicks aren't into them (Africans). The Chinese are massive racists, especially against Japanese and Africans, but against pretty much anybody other than whites. Although on occasion, well almost never, you do run into the anti-white ones too which can be interesting. I don't know about Chinese men not being attracted to white girls. Although my kids are half-Chinese, none of my them look very asian. To my eyes, not even a little. But the girls can sure make Chinese boys' and parents' heads spin. My wife routinely overhears praise of the attractiveness of my kids from strangers who don't know that their mother is right there in earshot. Then there was the time that my eldest daughter won the lead to be fairy princess in her dance troupe and a bunch of (free) private one-on-one lessons for what's required of the lead role in their performance when she was clearly pulled from the second tier and selected over a half dozen better dancers. The smoking hot dance instructor didn't want her best dancer to be the fairy princess, she wanted her prettiest one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 22, 2017 Probably Chinese chicks aren't into them (Africans). The Chinese are massive racists, especially against Japanese and Africans, but against pretty much anybody other than whites. Although on occasion, well almost never, you do run into the anti-white ones too which can be interesting. I don't know about Chinese men not being attracted to white girls. Although my kids are half-Chinese, none of my them look very asian. To my eyes, not even a little. But the girls can sure make Chinese boys' and parents' heads spin. My wife routinely overhears praise of the attractiveness of my kids from strangers who don't know that their mother is right there in earshot. Then there was the time that my eldest daughter won the lead to be fairy princess in her dance troupe and a bunch of (free) private one-on-one lessons for what's required of the lead role in their performance when she was clearly pulled from the second tier and selected over a half dozen better dancers. The smoking hot dance instructor didn't want her best dancer to be the fairy princess, she wanted her prettiest one. Yeah, you're right. I forget sometimes how racist They are. I love the ones that hate white people. I have so much fun focking with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,076 Posted June 22, 2017 Yeah, you're right. I forget sometimes how racist They are. I love the ones that hate white people. I have so much fun focking with them. Story? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted June 22, 2017 50's, self-inflicted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,803 Posted June 22, 2017 Heart attack, around 60. Heart disease runs in my family and I spent 20 years as a smoker and drinker. My blood pressure is not great and I'm a high stress person. I could see a massive heart attack coming. It's either that or auto-erotic asphyxiation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted June 22, 2017 Heart attack or 50k posts on a low rent message board...whichever comes first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted June 22, 2017 At the age of 89, in bed with a belly full of wine and a young woman's lips around my cack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted June 22, 2017 Hopefully when I'm an old bastard. If my wife goes first hopefully the future internet will still have the FFToday "best way to commit suicide link" archived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted June 22, 2017 At the age of 89, in bed with a belly full of wine and a young woman's lips around my cack. Tyrion, is that you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites