fandandy 3,311 Posted December 9, 2017 Any good ideas out there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted December 9, 2017 I'm getting him a clue. He'll probably return it. :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted December 9, 2017 I was going to get him one of those DNA kits that you spit into, send it off, and they tell you the exact percentages of your makeup. I can't figure out whether you're able to give those as gifts, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted December 9, 2017 Maybe a nice sweater or a gift card to Home Depot ETA: Wiff, do you prefer Home Depot or Lowes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted December 9, 2017 A hand muzzle so he can't post so many GFIAFP length manifestos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted December 9, 2017 MAGA hat and t-shirt 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 9, 2017 A glove and some lotion for all his wiffle-jacking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted December 9, 2017 I was going to get him one of those DNA kits that you spit into, send it off, and they tell you the exact percentages of your makeup. I can't figure out whether you're able to give those as gifts, though. Yes you can. They have them on amazon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted December 9, 2017 a plastic bat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted December 9, 2017 A hand muzzle so he can't post so many GFIAFP length manifestos. I'm pretty sure he uses voice SW. He can't possibly type all of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted December 9, 2017 A new rod for fishing 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 9, 2017 A month supply of roasted Brussels sprouts. Healthy and easy. Keep refrigerated; reheat anytime the craving strikes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted December 9, 2017 Yes you can. They have them on amazon Yes they do, thanks. Might pick one up for each of my siblings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted December 9, 2017 One of those old plastic Troll dolls. The blonde one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted December 9, 2017 Yes they do, thanks. Might pick one up for each of my siblings. No problem. I just happened to see that they had them on sale at one point during Black Friday and thought well dam you can get those dna tests on amazon now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 9, 2017 Yes they do, thanks. Might pick one up for each of my siblings. https://gizmodo.com/what-dna-testing-companies-terrifying-privacy-policies-1819158337 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted December 9, 2017 No problem. I just happened to see that they had them on sale at one point during Black Friday and thought well dam you can get those dna tests on amazon now Cool story bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted December 9, 2017 15 yr old asian boy attache Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted December 9, 2017 https://gizmodo.com/what-dna-testing-companies-terrifying-privacy-policies-1819158337 Scary story bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted December 9, 2017 https://gizmodo.com/what-dna-testing-companies-terrifying-privacy-policies-1819158337 Hmm. The comments section downplays a lot of those concerns, but I guess at the very least this wouldn't be a very good gift, because you don't know how the recipient would feel about all of that stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted December 9, 2017 No problem. I just happened to see that they had them on sale at one point during Black Friday and thought well dam you can get those dna tests on amazon now Did you get one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted December 9, 2017 Did you get one? Nope. Sister did it though. Of course she did the expensive ass one cause ya know shes rich and sh1t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted December 9, 2017 A new Chuck E Cheese outfit. Dude needs a job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted December 9, 2017 A burrito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 9, 2017 A girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted December 9, 2017 People that create these threads should shampoo my crotch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted December 10, 2017 A bottle of bourbon. Other than his severe case of TDS he seems like a stand up guy. And maybe one of these, although I suspect he might already own one: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5801eaa08419c29389c4dd59/t/584ded4ce4fcb51455a81582/1481503303001/pussyhat11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 10, 2017 A supermike80 pillow buddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted December 10, 2017 Most of you are already giving Wiff rent free access to your heads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted December 10, 2017 People that create these threads should shampoo my crotch Someone needs attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted October 17, 2018 A box of rice a roni and a bottle of catsup. And some of those ribbon granny candies. The ones that stick together and flies land on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted October 17, 2018 A box of rice a roni and a bottle of catsup. And some of those ribbon granny candies. The ones that stick together and flies land on. you know what goes well with rice-a-roni? butter. butter is good with rice-a-roni. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 17, 2018 Nothing, the attention here is all he’s wanted for decades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted October 17, 2018 you know what goes well with rice-a-roni? butter. butter is good with rice-a-roni. Butter makes everything better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 18, 2018 Tickets to the movie hall of fame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted October 18, 2018 Some Lorna Doone cookies and a box of raisins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites