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#41 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 10:06 PM

You're alone and obviously someone who is standing and stoopid. Did you come here for the buffet?

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


#42 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 06:10 AM

Nice bum, where you from?


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

#43 GhostofTEK

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 07:16 AM

Hello darling.

Southerners know this works. 



#44 Mike Honcho

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 07:45 AM



#45 frank

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 08:54 AM


It makes me sad that I know what he is going to say without clicking on the video.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#46 fandandy

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 09:21 AM

It makes me sad that I know what he is going to say without clicking on the video.

Imagine the regret of the woman who took his advice.



#47 NorthernVike

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 09:57 AM

Hi mom. 


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#48 Kanil

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 10:38 AM

I'm not very good with lines. Butt being horizontal changes.

 

 

I need some help moving the furniture around. That junk back there would be a great start.

 

 

Hello darling.

 

 

You're alone and obviously someone who is standing and stoopid. Did you come here for the buffet?

 

 

You're going to die alone.



#49 NorthernVike

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 10:53 AM

This would be a lot more fun if you were alive. 


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#50 GhostofTEK

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 10:58 AM

This would be a lot more fun if you were alive. 

:mad:



#51 NorthernVike

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 12:55 PM

You sure have pretty underarms.  :wub:


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#52 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 01:00 PM

How much do you charge for a blowjob?


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

#53 wiffleball

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 03:29 PM

When God made the earth, he was showing us his power.

When God made sunrises and sunsets, he was showing us how much he loves us.

When God made you?

Well hell,

he was just showing off.
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#54 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:14 PM

What's your sign?

#55 Gladiators

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:18 PM

Ever been to the GC?

#56 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:22 PM

Your place or, well I don't have my own place but I do have this sweet room I rent from a guy I found on Craigslist?

#57 jerryskids

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:43 PM

Guy: would you sleep with me for a billion dollars?
Girl: sure!
Guy: How about for $50?
Girl: What do you think I am, a wh0re?
Guy: We've established that you are a wh0re, now we are negotiating. :cheers:

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#58 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:00 AM

Southerners know this works. 


Except its darlin, not darling.

#59 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 04:08 AM

Tell her it ain't gonna suck its self.

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#60 fandandy

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:55 AM

You prolly don't get picked up too often, am I right??  I mean, you're so fat.  I imagine picking you up would be hard.  Let me start over.  Hello darlin...



#61 frank

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:59 AM

The Meg opens tonight.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

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#62 frank

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:00 AM

Sharing toothbrushes: gross or acceptable?

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

OOTMFFOTB


#63 frank

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:00 AM

at what age did you stop worrying about your post count?

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"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

OOTMFFOTB


#64 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:01 AM

Me: I would love to take you to breakfast in the morning
Her: ok. What time?
Me: should I call you or nudge you?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

#65 frank

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:01 AM

Can you see these?

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

OOTMFFOTB


#66 GhostofTEK

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:01 AM

Except its darlin, not darling.

You are correct. 



#67 frank

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:02 AM

$258,000 a month in child support.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

OOTMFFOTB


#68 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:46 AM

Do you know any good pickup lines?


This one may actually work.

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..