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I banged a Peruvian yesterday

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Took my boy to my brothers house for a few hours to play with his cousins. She calls out of the blue and says hey. You got the time? I had literally just walked out of his house so I said hell yea. She said good. Im in your driveway. Uhhhh ok.. im not in my driveway so thats a little awkward. I go home and she is waiting for me. I pounded her for 20 mins or so. I was just about to and damn if she did not start to squirt like a focking water fountain. I have banged in the 50 or so range and of the 50 I have NEVER had a squirter. Never. I was super surprised. She had only done it one other time and seemed embarrassed by it. Which of course I was not in the least bit concerned so no reason to be. It was an interesting feeling as she started to squirt on my dickk.

 

36 B. 140. 32 years old.

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Good for you. Keep giving the AIDS to foreigners. :thumbsup:

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You need to change the word "squirt" to "pee" and you have an accurate story.

Here we go again. :banana:

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Never had a squirter. Did have a girl who could do the ping pong ball trick.

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Starting to feel forced. Even Newbie wouldn't try a one up here.

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It was absolutely not pee. I know what pee smells like. I had it all over my bed, My dickkk, my pelvic area. The floor, the ceiling, the neighbors cat 2 doors down. Not pee.

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It was absolutely not pee. I know what pee smells like. I had it all over my bed, My dickkk, my pelvic area. The floor, the ceiling, the neighbors cat 2 doors down. Not pee.

 

That is how Trump rationalized it too. :dunno:

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It was absolutely not pee. I know what pee smells like. I had it all over my bed, My dickkk, my pelvic area. The floor, the ceiling, the neighbors cat 2 doors down. Not pee.

:lol:

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You should really PEEnie this thread.

 

Unless you decide to admit. It's pee.

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Nope. I can not help you guys have not made a girl squirt. You are retards if you are grown men and think its pee. Like straight up.

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Its okay man. Ive never tried a golden shower but maybe if I was really really drunk I might think about it. So Im not judging, other than the fact this was the middle of the afternoon. But hey, you fly your freak flag :thumbsup:

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Its okay man. Ive never tried a golden shower

I find this super hard to believe.

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Nope. I can not help you guys have not made a girl squirt. You are retards if you are grown men and think its pee. Like straight up.

Ive encoutnered it only once. Im with you man. It aint pee.

 

Its aomething every bit as gross Im sure, but it aint pee.

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Any chance this chick has an 8 year employment gap and is looking to get hired? :unsure:

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Pee with a small trace of prostatic secretions.

 

There you have it.

 

 

The scientists also found that there was small amount of prostatic secretionsfluid from the prostate glandin the fluid sample, which means that squirting is actually a combo of both pee and prostatic secretions. Our results lead us to conclude that squirting and the so-called female ejaculation essentially are two distinct events, say the study authors.

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Pee with a small trace of prostatic secretions.

 

There you have it.

 

 

The scientists also found that there was small amount of prostatic secretionsfluid from the prostate glandin the fluid sample, which means that squirting is actually a combo of both pee and prostatic secretions. Our results lead us to conclude that squirting and the so-called female ejaculation essentially are two distinct events, say the study authors.

Um, im no major special forces nurse or anything, but Im fairly certain women dont HAVE a prostate gland.

 

If you are tasting prostatic secretions, you just ate out a tranny.

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Um, im no major special forces nurse or anything, but Im fairly certain women dont HAVE a prostate gland.

 

If you are tasting prostatic secretions, you just ate out a tranny.

Google

The Skene’s glands

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Um, im no major special forces nurse or anything, but Im fairly certain women dont HAVE a prostate gland.

 

If you are tasting prostatic secretions, you just ate out a tranny.

😂😂😂

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Happy Gilmore completed this feat no less than an hour ago

This may be the only funny thing you've ever posted!

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This may be the only funny thing you've ever posted!

 

And you can count.......on me waiting for you in the parking lot

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