5-Points 2,729 Posted September 12, 2018 This correct. Fighter planes had a 27 ft belt on their gunsFixored. It was a belt fed machine gun. There is no such thing as 9 yard clips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted September 12, 2018 Fixored. It was a belt fed machine gun. There is no such thing as 9 yard clips. That's when you get penalized, but the ref sets the ball wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted September 12, 2018 I beg to differ. Uhhh? You cant have your cake and eat it too. Ill do whatever the fock I want with my cake. Not so interesting fact, the saying was actually "you can't eat your cake and have it too." Meaning, once you've eaten it, it's gone. Not sure when or why the wording changed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted September 12, 2018 That's when you get penalized, but the ref sets the ball wrong. I've noticed sometimes the chain gang seems to bring out the 9 yard sticks when they want the home team to get a first down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted September 12, 2018 I love it when black athletes try to use sayings. I got a chip on my back! That's no skin off my shoulder! That's a horse of another flavor! We just got to burn the midnight Grindstone! Pretty sure Shannon Sharpe is the master of these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted September 12, 2018 How can you tell when you're in the middle of nowhere? Couldn't you be 3/4 of the way through nowhere and not know it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted September 12, 2018 How can you tell when you're in the middle of nowhere? Couldn't you be 3/4's through nowhere and not know it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted September 12, 2018 Taken from George Carlin talking about airplanes....a near miss,wtf,shouldn't it be a near hit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted September 12, 2018 Taken from George Carlin talking about airplanes....a near miss,wtf,shouldn't it be a near hit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted September 12, 2018 Taken from George Carlin talking about airplanes....a near miss,wtf,shouldn't it be a near hit? Get on the plane? I'm getting in the plane. Evel Knievel can get on the plane. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 12, 2018 Get on the plane? I'm getting in the plane. Evel Knievel can get on the plane. Get on the bus, but get in the car? - Seinfeld Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 12, 2018 Its the no term limits of congressmen that make the least sense of all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted September 12, 2018 Tooth brush should be teeth brush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted September 12, 2018 Tooth brush should be teeth brush. Depends on what part of the country you are in, I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted September 12, 2018 Can someone tell me where Bum Fukt Egypt is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted September 12, 2018 Victoria's Secret Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted September 12, 2018 Dead serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted September 12, 2018 Tooth brush should be teeth brush. It is called toothbrush because a West Virginian invented it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted September 12, 2018 What is an oxymoron? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted September 12, 2018 What is an oxymoron?Rush Limbaugh? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted September 12, 2018 Sho Nuff Fixed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted September 12, 2018 Its raining cats and dogs. WTF? In old Europe when the roofs of shacks were made of straw and crap like that animals would crawl up inside the roofing material to stay warm. When there was a heavy rain the cats and dogs would crawl out of the ceiling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted September 12, 2018 Get on the bus, but get in the car? - Seinfeld Drive in a parkway and park in a driveway ~ Carlin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,636 Posted September 12, 2018 17.99 APR over 60 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 12, 2018 Drive in a parkway and park in a driveway ~ CarlinI believe that was Steven Wright ETA - looks like both did and maybe some others too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted September 13, 2018 Bills Super Bowl parade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
