31 Fatter and Balder

alright now beat it!

I gonna have to kind of agree with you

Don't do anything, he'll just be 31 before you know it.

busted

so is ADD!CT and she has big cans

I'd head butt your ass and make your nose bleed but I wouldn't need to do that because I have lightning fast reactions and I would foil your attempt to come at me. I would probably turn around and snap your little girly neck like Bo Jackson with a baseball bat. If I wasn't in the mood for that I'd karate chop your knee and when you went down I'd curb stomp your head and turn your dentures into a something resembling the sugar that comes from a pixie stick.

They keep Dog the bounty hunter in business with the development of methamphetamine.

I used to valet and parked the following famous peoples cars: Ross Perot Michael Irvin Moose Johnson Jay Novacek Alvin Harper

I lost about 15 lbs about 18 months ago. I'm not really fat any more just a little chubby so I wouldn't do too well at a weight loss challenge. 5'7" 165lbs

Wedding mix 642

I saw this one this weekend and I immediately thought about this thread. I was at a softball tournament and they had port-a-potties. I went into one of them and in huge black marker it said: "MEXICAN SPACE SHUTTLE"

I could do it using 1.25" Zig Zags

I could do it

I thought gay dudes read Cosmo and Womens Health. Isn't GQ supposed to be a real mens magazine?