I met Joe Biden today.

[shotsup 831]

Shook his hand. Thought he was going to crush my hand.

He looks like he can kick my ass.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Shook his hand. Thought he was going to crush my hand.

He looks like he can kick my ass.

His d!ck is in the punch.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,498]

Shook his hand. Thought he was going to crush my hand.

He looks like he can kick my ass.

 

C'mon, he did more than shake your hand. Joe Biden doesn't just shake hands with women. You're getting felt up. It's all part of the Biden plan.

[kilroy69 993]

I met Micky mantle once. When I was 9. He put me on his lap. Asked if I liked girls. I Said no of course because I was 9. He says. Save ya more money if ya stay that way. Signs my baseball and shuffles on.

[Gladiators 1,904]

I met Micky mantle once. When I was 9. He put me on his lap. Asked if I liked girls. I Said no of course because I was 9. He says. Save ya more money if ya stay that way. Signs my baseball and shuffles on.

Is there a #metoo story coming?

[12th Man 884]

Did he try to massage your wife or kids? Also why would you shake the hand of a pedophile? I'd punch the focker dead in the mouth.

[MDC 5,878]

Internet tough guy!

[12th Man 884]

Internet tough guy!

Go smoke more heroin.

[SenatorRock 708]

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8o3WUKP8M

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Biden is the focking man. Absolutely slayed paul Ryan in that VP debate

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Did he try to massage your wife or kids? Also why would you shake the hand of a pedophile? I'd punch the focker dead in the mouth.

No you wouldnt. Youd wait until he walked away and mutter sh!t under your breath like a little b!tch, then come here and tell us how you told him off.

[wiffleball 4,631]

No you wouldnt. Youd wait until he walked away and mutter sh!t under your breath like a little b!tch, then come here and tell us how you told him off.

Don't forget that he'd have to change his name before hand.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

No you wouldnt. Youd wait until he walked away and mutter sh!t under your breath like a little b!tch, then come here and tell us how you told him off.

Joe would turn around and say WHAT was that?! and hed say nothing sir and wander away with his tail tucked between his legs.

 

Then later hed beat off while his wife pulled a train, cuz hes a cuck as they like to say

[Voltaire 4,555]

It sucks that we're probably not going to get that Trump-Biden boxing match after all. Maybe when Trump is out of office if they both have an interest and their meddling staffs don't fock it up.

[shotsup 831]

It sucks that we're probably not going to get that Trump-Biden boxing match after all. Maybe when Trump is out of office if they both have an interest and their meddling staffs don't fock it up.

LOL.

I've shaken hands with both men now. Trump should be scared. Very scared.

Good analysis that did not cross my mind.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Everything I have heard about Joe Biden is it he is a genuinely good and decent man. We all know who the trolls are on this board. It sucks that they can't put aside they're trolling even long enough to recognize that. The dude's not a threat to you. So why are you going to be a ? The dude has been through unbelievable tragedy. And the worst thing you can say about him that's factual is that he's made a conscious decision to hug somebody a little bit longer.

 

It shouldn't be lost on anybody that the same hack trolls who supported an actual pedophile like Roy Moore are running around Loosely calling this guy a pedophile with absolutely no basis in fact.

 

The interview his staff and he consistently gets ranked as the best guy to work for in all of Congress. When so many of them are absolutely impossible to deal with. He actually gets literally mad at you if you miss family events like birthdays and other things for work. Think about that.

 

He's a damn decent guy. And it's not like I had any respect to lose in the first place for the board trolls. But if I did, criticizing Biden and saying the kind of hateful nasty that you are when there's an actual piece of shiit human being like Trump in office? Well that says a lot about you.

[MDC 5,878]

No you wouldnt. Youd wait until he walked away and mutter sh!t under your breath like a little b!tch, then come here and tell us how you told him off.

100% this.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

So Joe has a firm handshake? Other than young girls, about the only thing he has a firm grip on.

[12th Man 884]

Biden is the focking man. Absolutely slayed paul Ryan in that VP debate

Pedos stick together.

[12th Man 884]

No you wouldnt. Youd wait until he walked away and mutter sh!t under your breath like a little b!tch, then come here and tell us how you told him off.

first of all I would run to tell you or anyone here anything. I have a life. A life in the USA!

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

first of all I would run to tell you or anyone here anything. I have a life. A life in the USA!

Digby, is that you?

[MDC 5,878]

first of all I would run to tell you or anyone here anything.

I doubt anybody your size is running anywhere.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I doubt anybody your size is running anywhere.

12th blob?

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Everything I have heard about Joe Biden is it he is a genuinely good and decent man. We all know who the trolls are on this board. It sucks that they can't put aside they're trolling even long enough to recognize that. The dude's not a threat to you. So why are you going to be a ######? The dude has been through unbelievable tragedy. And the worst thing you can say about him that's factual is that he's made a conscious decision to hug somebody a little bit longer.

 

It shouldn't be lost on anybody that the same hack trolls who supported an actual pedophile like Roy Moore are running around Loosely calling this guy a pedophile with absolutely no basis in fact.

 

The interview his staff and he consistently gets ranked as the best guy to work for in all of Congress. When so many of them are absolutely impossible to deal with. He actually gets literally mad at you if you miss family events like birthdays and other things for work. Think about that.

 

He's a damn decent guy. And it's not like I had any respect to lose in the first place for the board trolls. But if I did, criticizing Biden and saying the kind of hateful nasty ###### that you are when there's an actual piece of shiit human being like Trump in office? Well that says a lot about you.

There was that whole plagiarism thing but fock, that was like 40 years ago or something?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,595]

Biden is the focking man. Absolutely slayed paul Ryan in that VP debate

Of course he did. Biden and the democrats were putting on their normal face back then. Can't happen today.

[12th Man 884]

I doubt anybody your size is running anywhere.

Did you wear your batman mask when you smoked heroin?

[cmh6476 748]

I met D!ck Cheney

 

D1ck > Joe

[wiffleball 4,631]

I met D!ck Cheney

 

D1ck > Joe

Yeah, there's a classy individual. Shoots his friend in the face and by the way, most of us don't know how close his friend came to dying. One of those pellets made its way all the way down to damn near his heart.

 

Cheney never even apologized. In fact, the guy he shot? Had to come out and apologize to him for the trouble he caused.

 

Jesus. Not like we needed much convincing The Cheney was fukking evil, but that pretty much sealed the deal.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Yeah, there's a classy individual. Shoots his friend in the face

 

I'm sure you've been shot in the face by a friend before. You should wear goggles.

[12th Man 884]

and the idiots are excited to shake this clowns hand.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Of course he did. Biden and the democrats were putting on their normal face back then. Can't happen today.

You may be right

[MDC 5,878]

Did you wear your batman mask when you smoked heroin?

Do you wear a Seabags do-rag when you kick ass in your imagination?

[12th Man 884]

Do you wear a Seabags do-rag when you kick ass in your imagination?

Do you imagine a hottie when you mount that hour glass?