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Daughter turned seventeen tonight. Goes out with her friends and is dressed to the T's. They're all going to LSU next year. They can't wait to get out of Dodge. Went to a swank Mexican restaurant. Had a great time. When little Bunny walks in the door, all made up, she looks like Olivia Wilde. Stunning. Mini skirt and low drift top blouse. Make up and hair perfect. I was in awe.

 

She's so fawking beautiful, I am going to be a fawking wreck next year when she goes away to college. God is punishing me for my precious sins.

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Dude, that's somebody's daughter. You shouldn't be talking about her that way.

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I feel ya. My daughter just started high school and it just makes me feel sick. Pray you raised her right and That God keeps his eye on her.

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Dude, that's somebody's daughter. You shouldn't be talking about her that way.

She's my daughter. And I'm scared. She's a ten and I get to sit and watch her become a beaut. Smart, funny, sexy, and did I say smart? Never met a woman like her.

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so honestly, do you ever offer to do her laundry and maybe take an extra deep sni -

 

ah, hell, I can't do it. :ninja:

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Dude, that's somebody's daughter. You shouldn't be talking about her that way.

Milkmans or pool boy

 

Bunny is too ugly to have a good looking daughter.

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Milkmans or pool boy

 

Bunny is too ugly to have a good looking daughter.

Dude, that's totally wrong.

 

It's The South. More likely his Brother-in-Law.

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Daughter turned seventeen tonight. Goes out with her friends and is dressed to the T's. They're all going to LSU next year. They can't wait to get out of Dodge. Went to a swank Mexican restaurant. Had a great time. When little Bunny walks in the door, all made up, she looks like Olivia Wilde. Stunning. Mini skirt and low drift top blouse. Make up and hair perfect. I was in awe.

 

She's so fawking beautiful, I am going to be a fawking wreck next year when she goes away to college. God is punishing me for my precious sins.

Sounds like an upcoming episode of GOT.....

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God is punishing me for my precious sins.

 

What makes your sins so focking precious?

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She's my daughter. And I'm scared. She's a ten and I get to sit and watch her become a beaut. Smart, funny, sexy, and did I say smart? Never met a woman like her.

You're starting to move the needle on the Trump creepiness gauge.

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Having a hot daughter must suck.

 

You know what the game is. Hell, youve played it many times. But she has no clue.

 

It must be like watching a toddler run through traffic. Just cringing.

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