So I was talking to this pregnant chick ....... it moved

[shotsup 830]

We were talking about her (Pregnat D's) latest appointment and she mentioned how her doctor assistant is an obvious butch dyke Lesbo.

Dyke tells her she needs to check her cervex. Totally unexpected she said doc puts three fingers in (she guesses) and a thumb pressed against clit. Lots of side to side and up and down movement.

Doc tells her she has a very long cervex.

She feels "raped" i told her she is just upset a chick turned her on.

 

BTW - yeah with all the graphic details- it moved.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,902]

Cervex? Did she get any naked lady tees?

[Djgb13 2,338]

False. You weren't sober enough to even formulate words drunky

[tanatastic 2,061]

Nice action from the doc, gotta get those feels in any way you can. I like pregnant chicks (unless it's mine).

[shotsup 830]

False. You weren't sober enough to even formulate words drunky

Another well documented lie - Gomer. Save yourself and go away I own you b1tch

[SUXBNME 1,318]

Did she lactate when it it happened?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Another well documented lie - Gomer. Save yourself and go away I own you b1tch

Whatever you say drunky. Everyone knows you confuse reality with your drunken benders

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

If you Fock a very pregnant chick, is that a threesome? Pedophelia?

[shotsup 830]

Did she lactate when it it happened?

IDK but I did when I heard the story