OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 So my BF's best friend from PA was in town last weekend. They usually get together 2 or 3 times a year-either when my BF flies homes to see his family or when Hal has business out here in Cali. In the six years we've been together I 've never managed to meet him, until now. They originally had planned to drive up to Hearst Castle and spend the night. Hal had never been there and thought it would be cool to check it out. Well, it turns out he didn't realize that it was several hours away and didn't feel up to such a long road trip. So they ended up hanging out at our house. Imagine my surprise, when Hal turned out to be gheyer than Nikki's ghey dad. Now I know there is no such thing as ghey by association, but I still can't help but wonder... Does this mean my BF likes the butt secks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanXIII 8 Posted May 4, 2012 Are you sure he's gay and not just effeminate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted May 4, 2012 Does this mean my BF likes the butt secks? You don't know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 Are you sure he's gay and not just effeminate? Positive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 17 Posted May 4, 2012 So my BF's best friend from PA was in town last weekend. They usually get together 2 or 3 times a year-either when my BF flies homes to see his family or when Hal has business out here in Cali. In the six years we've been together I 've never managed to meet him, until now. They originally had planned to drive up to Hearst Castle and spend the night. Hal had never been there and thought it would be cool to check it out. Well, it turns out he didn't realize that it was several hours away and didn't feel up to such a long road trip. So they ended up hanging out at our house. Imagine my surprise, when Hal turned out to be gheyer than Nikki's ghey dad. Now I know there is no such thing as ghey by association, but I still can't help but wonder... Does this mean my BF likes the butt secks? RUN LIKE HELL !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 8 Posted May 4, 2012 Positive. She's not just sure. She's HIV Positive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted May 4, 2012 Has the plunger ever gone missing for short periods of time? If so, does the handle seem a little browner and worn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted May 4, 2012 Nothing wrong with a dude having a ghey friend. BUT, if you're boyfriend never mentioned to you that "Hal" was ghey...that's definitely fishy. You'd think he would've at least mentioned it in passing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 4, 2012 Does he ask you to use a strapon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted May 4, 2012 BTW thanks for waiting until Ghey Friday to post this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted May 4, 2012 Does your BF have a manpurse. Does he mention gerbils more frequently than normal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 She's not just sure. She's HIV Positive. Quality! Nothing wrong with a dude having a ghey friend. BUT, if you're boyfriend never mentioned to you that "Hal" was ghey...that's definitely fishy. You'd think he would've at least mentioned it in passing. See, that's what gets me too. 6yrs. and not one peep about it. Of course Hal is also married and has a kid, so he's definitely on the DL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 4, 2012 I didn't know MDCs name was Hal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted May 4, 2012 Why weren't you invited to storm the castle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted May 4, 2012 If it's been bothering you all week and it's itchy, then you probably have AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted May 4, 2012 Quality! See, that's what gets me too. 6yrs. and not one peep about it. Of course Hal is also married and has a kid, so he's definitely on the DL. Sounds like some Brokeback Mountain sh!t to me, except Hal and your boyfriend aren't outdoorsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 4, 2012 Your bf not mentioning his best friend is allergic to bees is not unusual. Your bf not mentioning his best friend once ate a live goldfish is not unusual. Your bf not mentioning his best friend once won front row tickets to a Metallica concert - not unsual. Ummm, but your bf not mentioning his best friend is a flaming homo - hello, way unusual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 Why weren't you invited to storm the castle? I've been there already, plus I didn't want to intrude on their guy time. Of course now I'm wondering what "guy time" involves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 4, 2012 I've been there already, plus I didn't want to intrude on their guy time. Of course now I'm wondering what "guy time" involves. Apparently taking loads on the face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted May 4, 2012 I've been there already, plus I didn't want to intrude on their guy time. Of course now I'm wondering what "guy time" involves. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 4, 2012 Is this the same boyfriend that does not satisfy you sexually? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 Is this the same boyfriend that does not satisfy you sexually? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted May 4, 2012 Hey everybody, OldMaid's a phag hag!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 Hey everybody, OldMaid's a phag hag!! Things could always be worse, right? Right... ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted May 4, 2012 Things could always be worse, right? Right... ??? Sure. You could enjoy taking it up the ass from german shepherds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 4, 2012 So this whole hallway thing, was it yours or your boyfriends? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 644 Posted May 4, 2012 The fact that his name was Hal didn't make you suspicious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted May 4, 2012 Things could always be worse, right? Right... ??? I can think of a few. Sux dragging his bawl sack across your face. Having the mental capacity of RP. There are definetly more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted May 4, 2012 So, your boyfriend likes getting his pie smashed by other men. And as for you... I'm Going To Miss You, Nikki! Hopefully you keep in touch... :bigwetsloppykisseswithtongue: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 The fact that his name was Hal didn't make you suspicious? The name might have been changed to protect the ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 I can think of a few. Sux dragging his bawl sack across your face. Having the mental capacity of RP. There are definetly more. Although I always had Sux pegged for an eunuch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 4, 2012 Stick a finger up his ass tonight and see what happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 4, 2012 Stick a finger up his ass tonight and see what happens. She finds Hal's watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted May 4, 2012 Did he snarkily criticize the drapes you put up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted May 4, 2012 She finds Hal's watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 8 Posted May 4, 2012 She finds Hal's watch. thread over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,032 Posted May 4, 2012 How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted May 4, 2012 How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL" Probably the fact that he has a kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL" Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted May 4, 2012 Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability. Which Village People persona does he prefer to dress up as? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
