Vikings4ever 496 Posted August 28, 2014 http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/28/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/joan-rivers-hospitalized/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital Thursday morning after she stopped breathing, a source confirmed to CNN. A law enforcement official told CNN the comedienne stopped breathing during throat surgery. Rivers, 81, was then rushed in critical condition to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 28, 2014 She was giving head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2014 Good. I hate that ######. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted August 28, 2014 Good. I hate that ######. It really can't happen soon enough. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted August 28, 2014 If you stop breathing during surgery, why do you need to be RUSHED to a hospital? As in, why the fock are you having surgery at a place that cant handle potential complications from said surgery. Especially for an old milkshake like her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,309 Posted August 28, 2014 If you stop breathing during surgery, why do you need to be RUSHED to a hospital? As in, why the fock are you having surgery at a place that cant handle potential complications from said surgery. Especially for an old milkshake like her. Plastic surgery at some stupid clinic, no doubt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 28, 2014 She's had more work done then Wayne Newton. She could've played the Joker in any of the Batman movies with zero makeup needed. Good riddance, freak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted August 28, 2014 What kind of throat surgery are you having where you aren't under anesthetic i.e. on a ventilator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted August 28, 2014 What kind of throat surgery are you having where you aren't under anesthetic i.e. on a ventilator? Tukeyneckectomy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted August 28, 2014 Plastic surgery at some stupid clinic, no doubt Nailed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted August 28, 2014 It really can't happen soon enough. +2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted August 30, 2014 she has been dead for years. Her manager had her rigged with wires and she is now a puppett. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,635 Posted August 30, 2014 I hope her daughter killed herself in grief Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 542 Posted August 31, 2014 The Argyle Sweater 2014 calendar for Friday Aug 29th has Joan Rivers at a mortuary discussing her end-of-life plan with a funeral director, who shows how she'll be recycled into shoes, tires and plastic bottles. Creepy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted September 4, 2014 I doubt I ever laughed at anything she ever said or did. And I'm old enough to remember her hosting Carson. She didn't look too bad for 81 though, even though her face was all stretched out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted September 4, 2014 I doubt I ever laughed at anything she ever said or did. And I'm old enough to remember her hosting Carson. She didn't look too bad for 81 though, even though her face was all stretched out. I remember an interview she did years ago. I think it was in Playboy. Anyway, she basically said that there is something funny in everything no matter how bad or tragic the event. I agree. Whenever something really bad happens, like 9/11 or Katrina, I always think of that. There's a lot of that in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted September 4, 2014 Joan Rivers goes in to see her Plastic Surgeon. The Doctor walks in looking confused and says "Joan, it's great to see you, you look well. What could you possibly be here for, I can't do any more facelifts, fanny lifts or tummy tucks on you"."Well Doc, it's like this. I've met a much younger man and I'm kind of embarrassed about a certain part of my body, if you catch my drift"."Joan, I just told you we're kind of out of options here. Can you be more specific?"."Jeez Doc, are you going to make spell it out for you...OK. I'm concerned that with him being so much younger, it's highly probable that he's used to dating much younger women who still have much smaller and tighter female areas than I do. I understand there is a procedure that might even the playing field for me. Do you understand now?"."Yes Joan I get it and I can do that surgery for you any time you wish"."O.K. Doc, but I am really concerned that this procedure stay absolutely private. If TMZ gets hold of this...""Joan, no problem there at all. We pride ourselves on maintaining the privacy of our patients".A few weeks later Joan Rivers wakes up in the recovery room after having the surgery. The doctor comes in to check on her."Oh my God Doc, didn't I tell you I needed this to be hush-hush? Who are these three flower arrangements from?""Well Joan, the one in the middle is from me. I wanted you to see something pretty when you came to. The one on the left is from your surgical nurse. She might be your biggest fan, and the really big arrangement on the right is from the 5 patients in the burn ward thanking you for their new ears.". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 4, 2014 Anyone hating on Joan has prob not seen much of her. She had the kind of potty humor that rowdy guys love and was a true pioneer. She swore and made pvssy jokes all the time. People saying she was a superfical plastic surgery freak have no clue what they are talking about. She was the first person to say how wierd she looked and make fun of herself and her surgery so your not being clever. She would gladly berate herself for humor. I watch her show fashion police with my GF all the time cuz she loves it, and Joan is always hilarious. This death strange because you expect 80yr old people to die, but it still feels like a tragedy. She made it possible for women to be comedians and for the handful of funny women out there, thats a blessing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted September 4, 2014 the handful of funny women out there... There's no such thing. Women are horrible at comedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 645 Posted September 4, 2014 I actually enjoyed the Fashion Police show she hosted. She didn't hold anything back in ripping on Hollywood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted September 4, 2014 I remember an interview she did years ago. I think it was in Playboy. Anyway, she basically said that there is something funny in everything no matter how bad or tragic the event. So we can laugh at her death then !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,309 Posted September 4, 2014 So we can laugh at her death then !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted September 5, 2014 Anyone hating on Joan has prob not seen much of her. She had the kind of potty humor that rowdy guys love and was a true pioneer. She swore and made pvssy jokes all the time. People saying she was a superfical plastic surgery freak have no clue what they are talking about. She was the first person to say how wierd she looked and make fun of herself and her surgery so your not being clever. She would gladly berate herself for humor. I watch her show fashion police with my GF all the time cuz she loves it, and Joan is always hilarious. This death strange because you expect 80yr old people to die, but it still feels like a tragedy. She made it possible for women to be comedians and for the handful of funny women out there, thats a blessing. Bunch of focking postys up in this biatch. I am STUNNED at the comments in this thread. She was focking great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted September 5, 2014 So we can laugh at her death then !! That's what she would want. I used to bartend for a big local catering company here before I got paid a seven figure salary and got married. Boredom made me do it. The owner asked if I would work a bar for some ghey guys funeral. He died of aids and wanted an open bar right next to his casket and no one straight or ghey wanted to work it. I did it for sh!ts and giggles. Funniest wake ever. His ghey friends would order a drink and reminisce about Fawking him in the sphincter whilst laughing about his massive oring and cack while grannies looked in horror at hearing the stories told at the foot of his casket. I imagine that Rivers wake will be like that. Some phag will bring silly puddy and a cur unsized yenta piece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,635 Posted September 5, 2014 she was nothing more than a female Donald sterling. Just a bitter old Jew long past her minor relevancy. her daughter is an even more worthless piece of . Who will not know what to do without mommy guiding her every step. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted September 5, 2014 she was nothing more than a female Donald sterling. Just a bitter old Jew long past her minor relevancy. her daughter is an even more worthless piece of ######. Who will not know what to do without mommy guiding her every step. This. And save all the sh!t about "you just haven't seen enough of her". I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice a few years ago and if I had harbored any nagging doubts that she was a dyed-in-the-wool cuunt, that sealed the deal. She was a spiteful old hag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 6, 2014 This. And save all the sh!t about "you just haven't seen enough of her". I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice a few years ago and if I had harbored any nagging doubts that she was a dyed-in-the-wool cuunt, that sealed the deal. She was a spiteful old hag. +2, because +1 doesn't show strongly enough how much I agree with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
