Man unable to get erection after being scratched by cat.

[edjr 5,552]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4459712/man-unable-erection-cat-scratch/

 

 

 

 

The patient SUXBNU, from California, suffered erectile dysfunction due to an invasive cat scratch disease, according to BMJ Case Reports.

It is caused by bacteria called Bartonella henselae found in the mouth and claws of cats.

Those coming into contact with the disease can suffer fevers, pustules with complications from the illness even becoming fatal.

The young man told doctors he suffered the general symptoms including pain in his testicles.

He later revealed he was injured by the claws of a cat in his own home after further consultation.

The patient was successfully treated in three weeks after a course of antibiotics.

Doctors wrote in the report: "The symptoms quickly vanished and he fully regained his erectile function.

"In this case the patient was unable to provoke erection despite his will even during periods of calm symptoms."

 

 

That'll teach him to ask a cat for a handie.

[frank 2,144]

The first time that I got it

I was just ten years old

I got it from some kitty next door

I went and see the Dr. and he gave me the cure

I think I got it some more

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Tainted poosy

[IGotWorms 3,309]

This story is fake.

 

Sux hasn't been able to get an erection for years

[rholio 339]

No means no.

[BLS 313]

No means no.

That's why it's important to cover their mouth.

[vuduchile 1,941]

It takes a pretty nasty poosey to kill an erection, but it does happen.

[edjr 5,552]

That's why it's important to cover their mouth.

 

or stick something in it

[parrot 789]

Maybe he's just not aware you're supposed to get an erection after getting scratched by a cat,

[12th Man 884]

Poor Sux.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

His poosay ain't purrrring no more with the stroke of his hand.

[wiffleball 4,635]

RElated: Did you know that Koalas have naturally occuring (I think - I hope) Chlamidyia?

 

It's true.

 

So, don't F a Koala.

 

 

without a condom.

[IGotWorms 3,309]

RElated: Did you know that Koalas have naturally occuring (I think - I hope) Chlamidyia?

 

It's true.

 

So, don't F a Koala.

 

 

without a condom.

Well that information would've been nice YESTERDAY!!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Cat scratch fever

[Bier Meister 1,512]

it's ok. just show sux a picture of steve young and he'll be back in action

[Kanil 519]

Where exactly did he get scratched? Now we got people out there trying to fock cats? I told you people gay marriage was a slippery slope and now we have this... I hope his cack falls off!