Interesting night.

[kilroy69 994]

I went and saw the choker tonight. She says im drunk. Come me. I did some rotten porn star to her. On her knees. Hanging off the bed deep in her throat upside down.

 

At one point she was deep throating me and I would not let her come up for air. She made me on her face This is not a joke. I swear on the boys life. I then lubed her up and her ass. She hated it but was a trooper. Was not able to keep it in long enough to so I put on another condom and banged her out. I probably left marks on her neck for sure. She was fine when I left.

 

No issues. Said she enjoyed me and said till next time. Lock the door on your way out. She's not going to be so happy tomorrow. She took it well for about 3 mins maybe. After though when I was banging her from behind she started fingering her . Tonight is by far the most aggressive I've ever been in sex.i had not got a call from this girl in about a 3 weeks. She hits me up and says she never felt like I was dominant enough. Soooo that happened.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Maybe she means she wants you to force her to strap one on and go to town on your ass. That would be some really dominant shlt right there.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Just kill her next time...should be dominant enough.

 

 

Wait....cranked on her face and then went back and focked her?

 

Good for you man...once i go..the shows over. You got like 4 minutes to conversate, snuggle, etc and im asleep.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,640]

That's a sex story. Not some crap about some hag in the middle of the day.

[kilroy69 994]

Just kill her next time...should be dominant enough.

 

 

Wait....cranked on her face and then went back and focked her?

 

Good for you man...once i go..the shows over. You got like 4 minutes to conversate, snuggle, etc and im asleep.

I got 2 in me. I make sure I have 10 mins min in between. Sometimes I will do oral. Sometimes just talk about . 10 to 15 mins laer in good to go a second time. At 40

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Or you make her make you suck the strap on. That is really really dominant shlt.

 

When Kilroy goes overboard and kills her on accident, we are all going to be subpoenaed.

[kilroy69 994]

When Kilroy goes overboard and kills her on accident, we are all going to be subpoenaed.

this actually made me laugh out loud.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Or you make her make you suck the strap on. That is really really dominant shlt.

 

When Kilroy goes overboard and kills her on accident, we are all going to be subpoenaed.

Hahaha....that got me...haha.

 

(Retains counsel)

[kilroy69 994]

D's. Btw. She's probably 160. 5 ft 5. Thick for sure but iiiiiiii don't giveee a fuuuckkkk mannnn. She was incredibly fun tonight​.

[NewbieJr 540]

I went and saw the choker tonight. She says im drunk. Come ###### me. I did some rotten porn star ###### to her. On her knees. Hanging off the bed deep in her throat upside down.

 

At one point she was deep throating me and I would not let her come up for air. She made me ###### on her face This is not a joke. I swear on the boys life. I then lubed her up and ###### her ass. She hated it but was a ###### trooper. Was not able to keep it in long enough to ###### so I put on another condom and banged her out. I probably left marks on her neck for sure. She was fine when I left.

 

No issues. Said she enjoyed ###### me and said till next time. Lock the door on your way out. She's not going to be so happy tomorrow. She took it well for about 3 mins maybe. After though when I was banging her from behind she started fingering her ######. Tonight is by far the most aggressive I've ever been in sex.i had not got a call from this girl in about a 3 weeks. She hits me up and says she never felt like I was dominant enough. Soooo that happened.

Atta boy! You're living the good life buddy. Much more to come.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

D's. Btw. She's probably 160. 5 ft 5. Thick for sure but iiiiiiii don't giveee a fuuuckkkk mannnn. She was incredibly fun tonight​.

 

Hogging.

[edjr 5,564]

 

Hogging.

 

160 - 5'5 = 180 - 5'2

[dain11279 928]

 

160 - 5'5 = 180 - 5'2

 

This

 

And I need a focking shower just reading this thread, you filthy mongrel

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

This

 

And I need a focking shower just reading this thread, you filthy mongrel

Because you were choking yourself and masturbating while reading it?

[dain11279 928]

Because you were choking yourself and masturbating while reading it?

 

[kilroy69 994]

 

 

 

And I need a focking shower just reading this thread, you filthy mongrel

Thank you. I try

[fandandy 3,311]

The OP was a bit of a Hustleresque turn on until I realized he was banging Fatty Patty.

 

You should have led with that info. I feel dirty now.

[kilroy69 994]

The OP was a bit of a Hustleresque turn on until I realized he was banging Fatty Patty.

 

You should have led with that info. I feel dirty now.

Meh. I have banged women from size 0 to size 12. I really do not care as long as they are cute and willing to let me do dirty things to them.

[fandandy 3,311]

Meh. I have banged women from size 0 to size 12. I really do not care as long as they are cute and willing to let me do dirty things to them.

In my drinking days, when I knew I had finally reached my bottom it was partially because of sex with a fat chick. It wasn't just sex either, it was a Jack Daniels induced going down and going to town kinda sex. It still makes me queasy thinking about it.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

D's. Btw. She's probably 160. 5 ft 5. Thick for sure but iiiiiiii don't giveee a fuuuckkkk mannnn. She was incredibly fun tonight​.

 

It moved.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,640]

I recall one geek saying he banged many models in the Lehigh valley of Pennsylvania. Yeah, before they make it to LA, Miami or NY they head straight to Allentown and Bethlehem.

[NewbieJr 540]

I recall one geek saying he banged many models in the Lehigh valley of Pennsylvania. Yeah, before they make it to LA, Miami or NY they head straight to Allentown and Bethlehem.

LOl Love how much it bothers you that I've been a ladies man since I was in high school. You can't go two days without mentioning my sex life now that you know. I have something you never had and it burns you up inside. Sorry, Ross. When pee pee and poo poo scare you so much that you'll only do missionary, the women tend to stray. I'll help you if you reach out to me. Or you can just post your jealous rants every day or so. Up to you.

[nzoner 936]

Meh. I have banged women from size 0 to size 12. I really do not care as long as they are cute and willing to let me do dirty things to them.

"Squeal like a pig!"

[kilroy69 994]

I used to only settle for hot women. Then I realized that just knocked some pretty and willing girls out of the equation. So I expanded my size range and I have had fun. I don't give a what anyone says. I had more fun with her last night than I have with any woman in the last years worth of being single. I had her lean her head off the bed and I gagged her upside down. Which is something I had never done up till that point.

[NewbieJr 540]

I used to only settle for hot women. Then I realized that just knocked some pretty and willing girls out of the equation. So I expanded my size range and I have had fun. I don't give a ###### what anyone says. I had more fun with her last night than I have with any woman in the last years worth of being single. I had her lean her head off the bed and I gagged her upside down. Which is something I had never done up till that point.

Divorced women in the 40's are like porn stars. Anything goes! Glad you're having fun man.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,640]

Hot chicks in their 20's were like porn stars when I was banging them. Glad I didn't have to wait until they got used up and desperate.

[NewbieJr 540]

Hot chicks in their 20's were like porn stars when I was banging them. Glad I didn't have to wait until they got used up and desperate.

Bwahahahahahaha. NO ONE believes an ugly fock like you, with your unfunny, awful personality, ever banged more than a 4. Unlike pussies like you, I bring my proof to the table. Anyone can claim to be a millionaire ladies man on the internet. Especially sad losers like you. Now go change a diaper, Ross

[NewbieJr 540]

I went and saw the choker tonight. She says im drunk. Come ###### me. I did some rotten porn star ###### to her. On her knees. Hanging off the bed deep in her throat upside down.

 

At one point she was deep throating me and I would not let her come up for air. She made me ###### on her face This is not a joke. I swear on the boys life. I then lubed her up and ###### her ass. She hated it but was a ###### trooper. Was not able to keep it in long enough to ###### so I put on another condom and banged her out. I probably left marks on her neck for sure. She was fine when I left.

 

No issues. Said she enjoyed ###### me and said till next time. Lock the door on your way out. She's not going to be so happy tomorrow. She took it well for about 3 mins maybe. After though when I was banging her from behind she started fingering her ######. Tonight is by far the most aggressive I've ever been in sex.i had not got a call from this girl in about a 3 weeks. She hits me up and says she never felt like I was dominant enough. Soooo that happened.

You're becoming a favorite poster of mine. We might be soul brothers. Sounds like a day in the life.

[kilroy69 994]

It was really really fun. She texted me today to say thats the best sex she's had in a long time. Any time pull an around the world is excellent.

[supermike80 1,285]

I can say I've never had freeky sex.

I wish..but never have.

 

Best I got is a couple threesome with my wife's lady friend when we first got married. (34b)..I remember wife telling me one of her fave parts was watching me fock her friend.

 

 

So not bad. But I'm still jealous

[Djgb13 2,338]

I too have sex dreams

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I can say I've never had freeky sex.

I wish..but never have.

 

Best I got is a couple threesome with my wife's lady friend when we first got married. (34b)..I remember wife telling me one of her fave parts was watching me fock her friend.

 

 

So not bad. But I'm still jealous

Really? I have had freaky sex with plenty of girls who weren't heffers when I was younger. All of what kilroy described and then some.

 

Never had a 3 some though

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Meh. I have banged women from size 0 to size 12. I really do not care as long as they are cute and willing to let me do dirty things to them.

 

At her measurements she has gotta be the 12 you reference.

[NewbieJr 540]

I can say I've never had freeky sex.

I wish..but never have.

 

Best I got is a couple threesome with my wife's lady friend when we first got married. (34b)..I remember wife telling me one of her fave parts was watching me fock her friend.

 

 

So not bad. But I'm still jealous

dude. That's big time. I've never been on a threesome. Way to go

[kilroy69 994]

dude. That's big time. I've never been on a threesome. Way to go

I have been in both. Had a gf that liked girl on girl and had a buddy who's wife liked to be tag teamed.

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

I crank off in the bathroom every morning while my wife is still asleep in bed. It's just easier that way.

[cyclone24 1,814]

I crank off in the bathroom every morning while my wife is still asleep in bed. It's just easier that way.

Haha...far less exhausting.

 

I've had one threesome. Was on vacation in the D.R....couple of nice workin ladies wanted to partake...I was like screw it...let's go. When in Rome.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

Fawked a voodoo priestess in a coffin in her living room while her sister watched. There was a ceremony before where I thought I was going to be sacrificed and stabbed with a large knife. I ended up stabbing her all night in every orifice and pouring candle wax on her sister every time I stopped to spank and drink. Didn't fawk the sister. She was making a wax doll of me the whole night. When I woke up the next morning, she was giving me a manicure.

[kilroy69 994]

Fawked a voodoo priestess in a coffin in her living room while her sister watched. There was a ceremony before where I thought I was going to be sacrificed and stabbed with a large knife. I ended up stabbing her all night in every orifice and pouring candle wax on her sister every time I stopped to spank and drink. Didn't fawk the sister. She was making a wax doll of me the whole night. When I woke up the next morning, she was giving me a manicure.

best story ever. Blows anything I've ever told out of the water. I bow to your greatness and weep in your presence

[Djgb13 2,338]

Fawked a voodoo priestess in a coffin in her living room while her sister watched. There was a ceremony before where I thought I was going to be sacrificed and stabbed with a large knife. I ended up stabbing her all night in every orifice and pouring candle wax on her sister every time I stopped to spank and drink. Didn't fawk the sister. She was making a wax doll of me the whole night. When I woke up the next morning, she was giving me a manicure.

Yea no way I could've done that. But props on it lol