vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 21, 2018 The last remaining mucus particles from this stupid flu are stubbornly clinging to my lungs. So, Im coughing hard, trying to work up a loogie, when lo and behold, I feel a slight dribble from my sphincter. Run to the bathroom to check. Yep, I shoughed my pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 21, 2018 Sharted Nope. Not the same thing at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 21, 2018 Depends On what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 21, 2018 Nope. Not the same thing at all. Explain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 21, 2018 On what? whether it hit the fan or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted April 21, 2018 On what? Whoooooosh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 21, 2018 Explain He sh1t and coughed at the same time. Thus, a shough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 21, 2018 ExplainI wasnt attempting to fart. I didnt even have a fart on deck. I coughed hard and simultaneously shat a little. It probably wouldnt have happened if Id not been recently battling diarreah as well. Now I also have to also be careful not to sheeze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 21, 2018 Whoooooosh! More of a dribble than a whoosh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 21, 2018 You people are weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted April 21, 2018 You people are weird Who you calling "you people"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted April 21, 2018 I wasnt attempting to fart. I didnt even have a fart on deck. I coughed hard and simultaneously shat a little. It probably wouldnt have happened if Id not been recently battling diarreah as well. Now I also have to also be careful not to sheeze. #metoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted April 21, 2018 Should have peed a little for the trifecta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted May 4, 2018 Just had a close call. Taking a leak and coughed. Felt like I farted a softball. Luckily all clear though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 4, 2018 Never trust a fart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 4, 2018 Never trust a fart. Or as droobs says, never trust your boyfriends fart 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted May 4, 2018 Or as droobs says, never trust your boyfriends fart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted May 5, 2018 I knew what I was getting into when I opened this thread, but I haven't been here in a while, and this was the best and fastest way to get back in the swing of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 489 Posted May 5, 2018 Just had a close call. Taking a leak and coughed. Felt like I farted a softball. Luckily all clear though.Ever sh1t and sneeze at the same time? Just sittin there doing your thing. Just like any other sh1t you've taken a million times. Then outta nowhere. A sneeze comes and all holy hell breaks loose. What a f0ckin rush that was! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted May 5, 2018 Ever sh1t and sneeze at the same time? Just sittin there doing your thing. Just like any other sh1t you've taken a million times. Then outta nowhere. A sneeze comes and all holy hell breaks loose. What a f0ckin rush that was! You should go for the trifecta and beat the meat at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 5, 2018 You should go for the trifecta and beat the meat at the same time. Go for the quadfecta and shove a finger up your butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted May 5, 2018 Go for the quadfecta and shove a finger up your buttHow do you poop with a finger in your butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 5, 2018 How do you poop with a finger in your butt I'm not quite sure. Poop around the finger? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted May 5, 2018 I'm not quite sure. Poop around the finger? Try it and let know. I'll stick with trifecta for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
