The ***Official*** Greatest Toys of All Time Draft

[fandandy 3,311]

 

It is not a trivial pursuit to put together a draft such as this. There is a risk that trolls like us will mess up this operation.

 

 

4, beat that.

Sorry, I don't want to Risk sounding arrogant but you don't exactly have a Monopoly on this. What, did you Connect Four? Pffft. I don't want to blow your Cranium but Guess Who beat four with little Trouble? You need a Clue? Fandandy mothatfocka!

[Cruzer 1,992]

You summbiitches couldn't close an umbrella - worst drat evar.

[tanatastic 2,061]

People snaking all my picks!

[jerryskids 5,149]

People snaking all my picks!

 

It boggles my mind.

[TommyGavin 788]

1.06 Ercector set.

 

 

The real metal type that sliced many a finger back in the day.

[SUXBNME 1,318]

1.06 Ercector set.

 

 

The real metal type that sliced many a finger back in the day.

FUCKINFUCKOFAFUCK !@#

[SUXBNME 1,318]

Hot Wheels

Be more specific, dipshit.

The 3 wheeler or the toy cars?

 

This will effect my pick and I'm on the clock.

[KSB2424 3,082]

Be more specific, dipshit.

The 3 wheeler or the toy cars?

 

This will effect my pick and I'm on the clock.

It's the toy cars. Those are Hot Wheels.

 

If he wanted the three wheeler bike he should have said so.

[WhiteWonder 2,170]

FUCKINFUCKOFAFUCK !@#

 

 

he said erecTOR set, not the jar of pills you call your erecTION set

[WhiteWonder 2,170]

Nerf. the entire line.

[WhiteWonder 2,170]

http://www.bedroomjoys.com/uploaded/thumbnails/waterproof-jack-rabbit-vibrator_14017_700x700.jpg

[SUXBNME 1,318]

1:07 Big Wheels

https://mcregan71.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/03bigwheel.jpg

 

 

 

I'm on the phone with bunny right now and I'm realizing how stoopid my qustion was.

[patweisers44 696]

Evil kanevil motorcycle

Millions of kids with scraped knuckles due to this focking toy.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Two picks here for me.

 

1.8 - He-Man figures. So many cool characters, buildings and vehicles.

 

2.1 - Super soaker 50. The game changer of water guns, this thing defined and changed the way these were built forever.

[TommyGavin 788]

I'm on the phone with bunny right now and I'm realizing how stoopid my qustion was.

Poor bunny

[TommyGavin 788]

FUCKINFUCKOFAFUCK !@#

 

Great minds think alike

[SUXBNME 1,318]

2.2 - Skateboard

 

'nuff said

[BunnysBastatrds 1,902]

Poor bunny

Love that man. It's like eating pretzels.

[SUXBNME 1,318]

Love that man. It's like eating pretzels.

lol...you love men

 

faggit

[Gepetto 976]

1:07 Big Wheels

https://mcregan71.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/03bigwheel.jpg

 

 

 

I'm on the phone with bunny right now and I'm realizing how stoopid my qustion was.

 

I had an Evel Knievel Speedster http://www.plaidstallions.com/images/tl/ekspeedster.jpg

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images2/1/0813/06/evel-knievel-amf-harley-trike-junior_1_9743e3153b4ab5cd9c6ca50429fdceab.jpg I win!

[SUXBNME 1,318]

 

I had an Evel Knievel Speedster http://www.plaidstallions.com/images/tl/ekspeedster.jpg

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images2/1/0813/06/evel-knievel-amf-harley-trike-junior_1_9743e3153b4ab5cd9c6ca50429fdceab.jpg I win!

Uhh...No you don't.

While Evel Knievel might just be the manliest man to ever walk this earf, that thing was a complete POS.

[TommyGavin 788]

2.3 Magic 8 Ball

[Mookz 1,287]

Is this back on? Going on the assumption that board games are toys:

 

1.05 - Monopoly

 

You can assume whatever you want, but all that really matters is what the voters think. If some of us don't consider board games toys, then your draft will appear weaker.

 

Personally I don't think board games are really in the spirit of what KSB was aiming for.

[tanatastic 2,061]

You can assume whatever you want, but all that really matters is what the voters think. If some of us don't consider board games toys, then your draft will appear weaker.

 

Personally I don't think board games are really in the spirit of what KSB was aiming for.

I would say they count and I was gonna take monopoly. But it devalues any board game pick after that since it's kind of redundant. Then again, I picked he man figures after GIJoe so you could say that's redundant too, so it's a commish ruling. I mean, would PlayStation or Nintendo count? Seems a bit off topic.

[Gepetto 976]

Uhh...No you don't.

While Evel Knievel might just be the manliest man to ever walk this earf, that thing was a complete POS.

 

igotworms rode this: http://www.timewarptoys.com/inch1.jpg

[SUXBNME 1,318]

 

igotworms rode this: http://www.timewarptoys.com/inch1.jpg

 

 

so did I

[MTSkiBum 1,591]

 

igotworms rode this: http://www.timewarptoys.com/inch1.jpg

 

That is not a picture of a short bus

[Hardcore troubadour 12,552]

A stick. Maybe some rocks, definetly dirt.

[TommyGavin 788]

A stick. Maybe some rocks, definetly dirt.

Dude. Step off my sleepers.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Jarts... the real ones

 

The helicopter that actually flew... was connected by a enclosed spinning wiire and you had a cargo hook and could play rescue.

 

Erector set

[KSB2424 3,082]

I sure hope y'all don't do this at your fantasy football drafts.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,902]

This sh!t show is reminding me of a chia pet I got from Ms Santa. Her bush grew with water. This is comparable.

[WhiteWonder 2,170]

i mean, various lines of action figures / dolls are going to be in the same category so he-man was actually 3rd after gi joe and barbie, IMO and they should all count, just like all board games should count..... .. also he-man was a huge reach with ninja turtles and ghostbusters still on the board.

 

those turn picks were way overdrafted.... plus why not just draft the super soaker brand in general? KSB didn't draft specifically Malibu Barbie.

[WhiteWonder 2,170]

eanieb abiesb

linkys

tche a ketchs

 

[kutulu 1,541]

I sure hope y'all don't do this at your fantasy football drafts.

geeks who do that are pure slime®

[tanatastic 2,061]

geeks who do that are pure slime®

Gak!

[kutulu 1,541]

Gak!

Yahtzee?

[frank 2,143]

Yahtzee?

That's a bingo.

[Thornton Melon 542]

Tonka Trucks. The metal ones...not that puzzy plastic sh!t

[SUXBNME 1,318]

I sure hope y'all don't do this at your fantasy football drafts.

The sad thing is that they do. One of these days, I'll link a youtube vid of my FF draft this year here.

Be warned, though...We have 3 Negros in my house drafting