Teachers give 'Most Likely to Become a Terrorist' award to 13-year-old girl -

[shotsup 831]

Teachers give 'Most Likely to Become a Terrorist' award to 13-year-old girl - USA TODAY

 

https://apple.news/AGKBzeNzuQO-exBgarNQL4Q

 

[cyclone24 1,805]

JFC...do these teachers just not even think anymore? Maybe if they'd take a day off from banging their students....that might help.

 

Surprised the teacher didn't give it to one of the mooslims students. Christ.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

JFC...do these teachers just not even think anymore? Maybe if they'd take a day off from banging their students....that might help.

 

Surprised the teacher didn't give it to one of the mooslims students. Christ.

Well, that would be accurate.

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Surprised the teacher didn't give it to one of the mooslims students. Christ.

According to SNL it is pronounced MooseLambs

[shotsup 831]

Well, that would be accurate.

Softball

[Voltaire 4,554]

I can tell with kindergarten kids which are most likely to become terrorists. Of course, since they're all Chinese, probably none of them,

[vuduchile 1,940]

A mom in our community was moaning on FB about how awards day is coming up and how much she hates it every year since her boys never get an award.

 

I think I'll tell her about this one.

[Old School 360]

WTF is wrong with these TEACHERS?

 

That's not even funny on any level

[Cruzer 1,992]

[Voltaire 4,554]

Our third grade teacher did something like this. Each and every one of us was handed out an award at the end of the year.

 

I remember I got the "Toothless" award.

My best friend who'd spent all year moaning about "my dumb sister" very appropriately got the "Dumb Sister Award"

 

I think winning "toothless" or "dumb sister" wouldn't fly in 2017 either but we all had a good time in 1979 or whenever that was.

[iam90sbaby 2,121]

Fock man, we have some of the worst teachers in the world. Gotta get that under control before it becomes unfixable.

[crackattack 513]

Terrible teachers. To bad we can't fire or put them on an actual performance based evaluation. Thank God the unions keep these bad teachers in place. Meh. If I know our government, we'll just throw more money at the problem. Outstanding!

[bandrus1 413]

Terrible teachers. To bad we can't fire or put them on an actual performance based evaluation. Thank God the unions keep these bad teachers in place. Meh. If I know our government, we'll just throw more money at the problem. Outstanding!

 

 

Why would anybody competent want to become a teacher? low pay, not a great job

[Baker Boy 1,479]

Our third grade teacher did something like this. Each and every one of us was handed out an award at the end of the year.

 

I remember I got the "Toothless" award.

My best friend who'd spent all year moaning about "my dumb sister" very appropriately got the "Dumb Sister Award"

 

I think winning "toothless" or "dumb sister" wouldn't fly in 2017 either but we all had a good time in 1979 or whenever that was.

Correct!

 

This shows what an uptight, oversensetive, insecure society we have become.

[iam90sbaby 2,121]

Correct!

 

This shows what an uptight, oversensetive, insecure society we have become.

 

Bingo.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Its so funny how a pure attempt at satire goes horribly wrong. Sounds the this kid was a model student. The antithesis of that would be terrorist, at least todays buzzword.

 

Snowflake

[frank 2,144]

What is wayyyyyyyy dumber than the award is the fact that it is on the internet and people are talking about it. I bet it is all over talk radio. This is not national news. Unless your kid is in that school who gives a fock?

[cyclone24 1,805]

Why would anybody competent want to become a teacher? low pay, not a great job

 

Jesus you are new aren't you?

 

Look at this board....would you want to work with any of these focking people all day?

That's why they work with kids.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

 

 

Why would anybody competent want to become a teacher? low pay, not a great job

Depends where you are. Great job, great pay plenty of benefits near me.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

And people are aghast at school vouchers for Christian schools. Another example of how poor the teaching profession in public schools are.

[shotsup 831]

What is wayyyyyyyy dumber than the award is the fact that it is on the internet and people are talking about it. I bet it is all over talk radio. This is not national news. Unless your kid is in that school who gives a fock?

USAToday sent me a text alert about this and I posted it here.

[bandrus1 413]

Depends where you are. Great job, great pay plenty of benefits near me.

 

 

40kish starting pay and requires a masters degree in the rural areas near me

[frank 2,144]

USAToday sent me a text alert about this and I posted it here.

My point is there is no reason for you to have heard about it in the first place. Why is an unofficial, jr. high award, no matter how dumb, in a national newspaper?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

 

 

40kish starting pay and requires a masters degree in the rural areas near me

150k with masters after a few years. Start in the 80's

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Correct!

This shows what an uptight, oversensetive, insecure society we have become.

Bingo.

Admit it. The terrorist award was 100% wrong. Please admit this.

[iam90sbaby 2,121]

 

Admit it. The terrorist award was 100% wrong. Please admit this.

 

I already said it was....post #11.

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150k with masters after a few years. Start in the 80's

This. Freinds daughter got her feet wet in Bridgeport CT while completing her masters now got a new job somewhere north shore (Long Island) for what he said was a cvntshair from $100K

[Alias Detective 1,179]

I already said it was....post #11.

 

10-4 - apologies

[Alias Detective 1,179]

This. Freinds daughter got her feet wet in Bridgeport CT while completing her masters now got a new job somewhere north shore (Long Island) for what he said was a cvntshair from $100K

You don't get your feet wet in focking Bridgeport. I lived there in 1999 while playing against the Bluefish. Our stadium in Newark was under construction.

 

Anyway, Aaftwr baseball, I tried to get my foot wet while being a long term sub in Stamford. I had Bloods and Crypts in the same effing classroom. It was an absolute disaster. High school kids who couldn't count to 100. The administration simply wanted them to pass through and GTFO.

 

I bet she had some damn good stories.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

This. Freinds daughter got her feet wet in Bridgeport CT while completing her masters now got a new job somewhere north shore (Long Island) for what he said was a cvntshair from $100K

To start. And gym and art teaches get the same.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

You don't get your feet wet in focking Bridgeport. I lived there in 1999 while playing against the Bluefish. Our stadium in Newark was under construction.

 

Anyway, Aaftwr baseball, I tried to get my foot wet while being a long term sub in Stamford. I had Bloods and Crypts in the same effing classroom. It was an absolute disaster. High school kids who couldn't count to 100. The administration simply wanted them to pass through and GTFO.

 

I bet she had some damn good stories.

Yeah, back then Bridgeport was up there with any shithole in America. It's improved a little, but still is a shithole.

[shotsup 831]

You don't get your feet wet in focking Bridgeport. I lived there in 1999 while playing against the Bluefish. Our stadium in Newark was under construction.

 

Anyway, Aaftwr baseball, I tried to get my foot wet while being a long term sub in Stamford. I had Bloods and Crypts in the same effing classroom. It was an absolute disaster. High school kids who couldn't count to 100. The administration simply wanted them to pass through and GTFO.

 

I bet she had some damn good stories.

Coincidentally she is a math teacher. Also didn't teach high school in CT. Was a private special needs school.

 

And yeah I know all about Bridgeport.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

150k with masters after a few years. Start in the 80's

Where the fock is this? Maybe the superintendent

 

I call BS ... teachers after a few years naking 150k

[shotsup 831]

Where the fock is this? Maybe the superintendent

That's $250K

[posty 2,296]

Requiring to give participation awards yields things like this...

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

Where the fock is this? Maybe the superintendent

 

I call BS ... teachers after a few years naking 150k

Suburban NY. Westchester/ Putnam counties. Greenwich connecticut. Oh, it's real. Our school taxes are Fockin nuts. 10k school/property tax on a normal size house, mostly school.

[wiffleball 4,631]

It's not even remotely funny. That's the part I don't understand. Personally I would have gone with something like most likely to become a spokesperson for the Dollar Shave Club.

[bandrus1 413]

Where the fock is this? Maybe the superintendent

 

I call BS ... teachers after a few years naking 150k

It is bs

 

http://www.lohud.com/story/news/education/2016/11/18/westchester-leads-state-average-education-salaries/94023532/

[Mungwater 588]

Is she? Need to see the other candidates

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

It is bs

 

http://www.lohud.com/story/news/education/2016/11/18/westchester-leads-state-average-education-salaries/94023532/

I guess you don't understand average. Dig deeper.