Most Obvious Thing Your Mentor Taught You

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

I once had a meeting where I was to sit at a table to observe and evaluate a cost of a half a million dollar fire and rescue vehicle involved in a major accident. Me, in my rookie state, sat at the head of the table before the major players and owners came into the board room.

 

Mentor: Get up stoopid. It's not Thanksgiving dinner. The president of the company sits there. You pass the marshmallows jello. He cuts the ham.

 

Me: Oops! Thanks Dad.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

It's easy to lead people if you're willing to work.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Cant take the whole team to the next level...shoot the ball.

 

I cant remember which ear is the phag ear...so I just assume if youre a man with an earring...phag.

 

If she doesnt bang you...shes going to.bang another guy...may as well be you.

 

Dont buy a girl drinks you arent taking home.

[edjr 5,564]

spit before I pee

[patweisers44 697]

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

[frank 2,144]

Wax on, wax off

[Brad GLuckman 518]

Just because you have a giant c0ck, six figure salary, and super model wife doesn't mean you're better than everyone else. Stay humble.

[Bert 1,091]

Money isn't everything but it makes life easier.

[Cruzer 1,992]

- If you love your family and your country - that's all the motivation you'll ever need to get thru life.

 

- Time and place.

[wiffleball 4,640]

If crane done right, No can defend.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,636]

If it smells like fish, eat a dish

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone

[patweisers44 697]

Money isn't everything but it makes life easier.

Life is like a shiot sandwich, the more bread you have the less shiot you taste.

[parrot 789]

Cash is King.

 

Be the Ball Danny.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Never had a real mentor.

 

My dad wasn't much of a father unless it came to sports stuff. His best advice there was probably "walk it off".

[Strike 3,968]

The Lord loves a workin' man.

Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

[parrot 789]

The Lord loves a workin' man.

Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

 

St. Louis?

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

he taught me never to pick fatty patty reed

[fandandy 3,311]

One thing I remember my dad saying that stuck with me is That's not a cross I'm willing to die on. Basically, he was saying to wisely choose your battles.

[tanatastic 2,061]

That anyone who uses the term "mentor" should stfu.

[nobody 2,037]

Avoid the clap

[kutulu 1,545]

Keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool

[supermike80 1,285]

Don't try to avoid the office politics. Learn the dynamics, see where you can fit in and always be willing to kiss a little ass.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool

The McDLT. Hahaha I loved those

[wiffleball 4,640]

My Dad taught by example.

 

For example, he taught me never to marry an emasculating, selfish, stupid, high maintenance biitch.

 

Pretty sure Dad had the old school Catholic belief that the more you suffered on earth, the greater your reward in Heaven.

 

If so, the focker probably has the focking Penthouse suite by now.

[kutulu 1,545]

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.